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message 51: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Mexicans!


message 52: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen hu? wha? Doni? Nick? did you say something?


message 53: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Your current avatar is perfect for that post, Marie.


message 54: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen I try and do that whenever possible.


message 55: by [deleted user] (new)

I'd rather go to jail for spanking my kids than for them to go to jail because I didn't.

This is something that people are "liking" on fb a lot right now. It drives me crazy, not because I'm against spanking, but because it's stupid. The jails (and prisons, which they probably mean, anyway) are FULL of people who were spanked. I'd like you to find a prisoner that WASN'T spanked. Dumb.


message 56: by [deleted user] (new)

Besides, people don't go to jail for spanking their kids. They often (but not often enough) go for beating their children. Different.


message 57: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments One of these days I'm going to grow a pair and start commenting all the fuck over facebook how I really feel about things.


message 58: by [deleted user] (new)

'Like'


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Smetchie wrote: "One of these days I'm going to grow a pair and start commenting all the fuck over facebook how I really feel about things."

haven't you learn from my "i'm scratching my left nut" updates??? that's how you fight back! by getting stupider!!! is not freaking rocket surgery! start posting things to annoy people too!


message 60: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I think Fonoso is on to something. Out crazy the crazy. Parody, in other words.

"Spanking is just a hard hug (with a belt)"

"If i don't beat my kids, who will?"

"The immigration situation in this country is getting out of hand. It's gotten so bad i can't even order a decent burrito in English anymore."


message 61: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Did you make those up, Tom? I'm limp with admiration.


message 62: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen Montambeau wrote: "Besides, people don't go to jail for spanking their kids. They often (but not often enough) go for beating their children. Different."

I was at the Safeway on 181st the other day and this kid through a HUGE fit (while the mom was waiting at the cigarette or lottery counter), when he left the lady in front of me was bragging up one side and down the other about how when her kids were little she would spank them in public to embarrass them and then throw them in the car and tell them they're "not gettin dinner tonight". My stomach hurt the whole time I was there.


message 63: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments what
the
fuck


message 64: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen I
know


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments get stupider people!!! lady says that... and you immediately agree with her! and say that's how you started! but when they get older they get harder and harder to control... that's why you beat yours with nintendo's cord when he dont do his homework... and that's also why her big brother been locked in the basement for the last 3 days without food! that' will teach them!! and they you praise her for taking the the path of tough love!!!


message 66: by Michael (new)

Michael You may want to explain to her that when your pappy gets out of prison (for the child beating conviction), you will need to have him "woodshed" your son since his daddy, who is also serving time for child beating, is not around to open up a can of woop ass on him for disrespecting you. That ill learn 'er.


message 67: by Tom (last edited Aug 26, 2010 03:11PM) (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) It doesn't in the least lessen my hatred of Facebook, but one of my fiance's FaceSpace friends did have this on their wall and, well, i did kind of enjoy it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaL...

even before it was turned into a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsVSB...


message 68: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments "up one side and down the other" is a lovely turn of phrase.

Oh, and I hate those people.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments WOW!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments THAT GUY DONT DESERVE THAT GLORIOUS 'FRO HE HAS!!!


message 71: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments " Sweet Moments - Every night I do prayers with Elijah and sing Jesus Loves Me to Eben. Eli is over me singing to him sniff sniff . . . OK, back to the story:-) Last night Eben said - I SING MAMA - Oh and did he SING as he sat on my lap and sang so sweetly. I didn't understand ONE WORD but I know GOD UNDERSTOOD EVERY WORD!"


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments didnt we talk about this Greatchen...? just get fucking crazier! post on it!:


i know! my little girl came to me the other night, she showed me her little note pad fool with scratches that looked like words! i coulndt understand a thing! but then she told me the Lord spoke to her and gave her a new holy book! i can't understand a word of what it says! but the lord works in mysterious ways!!!


bang! she never post stupid shit like that no more...


message 73: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments You can't stop these people, Fooz.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments ha! read my latest facebook update... and learn!


message 75: by smetchie (last edited Sep 24, 2010 03:05PM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Have I mentioned that I HATE breeders?

"_______ loves her little boy...even when he gets sad faces in conduct. :("

"Xan likes to do what Xan likes to do. So, circle time on the carpet--OK, until he decides it's time to sit in a chair and put his feet up, which apparently he did. And when he was asked to go back to circle, he just looked at the teacher like she was out of her mind."

"I'm so right there with ya'...my Meredith marches to her own beat, too. And the whole color conduct thing means absolutely NOTHING to her. In fact, I think she likes to see how many colors she can get, and it doesn't help a thing that she likes red better than green. :-("

"Xan too, Leah! He loves red. LOL On one hand, it can be a very positive thing that he doesn't follow the herd; on the other, it can make for a very bumpy road ahead."



Right. You're not shitty parents. You're kids are just incredibly unique and special. I'm sure they're just bored because they're too smart for the class. Pat yourself on the back. Way to go.


message 76: by [deleted user] (new)

Good grief.


message 77: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments Hmmmm.


_____ is feeling emotional today. And over stuff that isn't about her.


message 78: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Hahaha! At least ________ is honest!


message 79: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments Yes, this was in response to someone asking _________ if she would watch her kid for the afternoon in return for watching _________'s 2 the day before. So I'd say honest to a fault.


message 80: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments I don't know the etiquette of facebook. But I hate it that a bunch of people from my high school that I didn't even talk to friend me and then don't say a word to me and I feel too mean to defriend them. I hate it even more when someone I was "friends" with in high school friends me and I know they're going to stalk all my pictures and friends and make fun of everything so I go hiding stuff and freaking out about it. I need to grow some balls.


message 81: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments just ignore people when they try to friend you. That's what I do.


message 82: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments I always feel like a dick when I do that. Eh. Maybe I'll try it.


message 83: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments They don't KNOW! Those fucks are friending everything in sight like bunnies in heat. Fuckers.


message 84: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments Yes. Yes quite a few of them are. Fuckers. But what about the ones you were actually close to at some point in your life and you know they just want the scoop. They know if you blow it off. They know.


message 85: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I don't have any of those. I'm so boring and I've always been so boring. No one wants the scoop.


message 86: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments I don't believe you for one second.


message 87: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments It's true. I was invisible in high school.

Do you know what's so fucked up? Is hoarding.


message 88: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments Some of the best people are, I suppose. I was a huge nerd.

Hoarding. Are you watching that show??? That shit is scary. For real.


message 89: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I am but I wish I wasn't. I feel bad for crazy people.


message 90: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments Yes. And that's a bad kind of crazy to have. I feel bad for them but worse for their buried alive pets.


message 91: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Now I'm watching a show about PGAD.

http://sexuality.about.com/od/sexualh...

But it's not hot.


message 92: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments Treatment:

Pelvic massage.
Stretching and pelvic massage which can relax the pelvic floor muscles and increase awareness of stress and tension, may help in reducing pain. A physiotherapist or other healthcare practitioner with experience in pelvic issues may provide some help in this area.

Seems like it would hinder more than help.


message 93: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Erika wrote: "Yes. Yes quite a few of them are. Fuckers. But what about the ones you were actually close to at some point in your life and you know they just want the scoop. They know if you blow it off. Th..."

I avoid that problem by the simple expedient of not joining Faceplace.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments having problems with FB annoying updates??? i have the cure for you!!! add me! Blackspid@hotmail.com!!!! i can assure you after you like a couple of mines most people will start defriending you!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments done! now don't be afraid of my fro!!! embrace it!!!


message 96: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Oddrun wrote: "the worst thing about fb are those 'soft' exclamationmarks (dif i get it right?) And harts and the likes. My cousin always end her 'updates' with 15 harts and a couple of the others. Why? I have ab..."

My cousin does that too. I wonder if we're related.


message 97: by [deleted user] (last edited Nov 14, 2010 08:02PM) (new)

Do you know how to hide people on facebook, Oddrun? They can't tell if you do that.


message 98: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments I actually liked this one today:

Monday, if u were a woman I would punch u in the ovaries so u can't have any little baby mondays. That is all


message 99: by Erika (new)

Erika | 202 comments I think it was. She makes statements like that a lot.


message 100: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Thank God there are people who understand what a status update SHOULD be.


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