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do i even need to say how much i hate this?
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The beach is awesome, but that is a really disturbing photo!!
The beach sucks! Every time. I look at that water I feel sick! All those kids proly peeing, unknown bacteris and viruses and god knows what else just waiting to give me a horrible and slow death! This is gross! and thank you! I had to look for the nastiest spot to take that master piece! I call it "foot that hates the sand on sand"
Hahaha, bunny go to the same album and the next one is for you...
Fuck that! Ain't nobody fooling me into touching that soup of disgusting! Oh god I think the tide is rising! And that big hot thing in the sky seems to be moving too! This makes no sense! And I think the dude 2 umbrellas down is totally cheking me out! Ewwwww!
Ask that dude to put some sunscreen on your back, Bones.
Be happy that I'm not sexting (I learn that word from glee!) About it! Bunny I just tried to walk! And it burns! The sand is hot! And I don't own any sandals and my steel/carboon fiber toed boots are not fashionable in florida... so I have this crappy snickers that my aunt gave ages ago... but they get packed with sand! And I wanna walk away from my shakira playing neibourgh (I'm on the beach! No spell check!) Any advice?
Fuck! I hate being me! I've been dareda I'm going in!
Alfonso wrote: "The beach sucks! Every time. I look at that water I feel sick! All those kids proly peeing, unknown bacteris and viruses and god knows what else just waiting to give me a horrible and slow death! T..."Don't forget about the billions or trillions of marine life forms that are pissing, shitting and dying in there all the time.
Get some flip-flops, Bones. I'm anti-flip-flop for most purposes, but if you're going to be going to the beach, you should probably invest the $1.99 (+ tax.)
So you went in? Everyone who says, "I dare you" is in charge of you? How was it?
I wish I was on a sunny beach. It's raining buckets here. Bleh.
So you went in? Everyone who says, "I dare you" is in charge of you? How was it?
I wish I was on a sunny beach. It's raining buckets here. Bleh.
Alfonso wrote: "And I think the dude 2 umbrellas down is totally cheking me out! Ewwwww!"Montambo wrote: "Ask that dude to put some sunscreen on your back, Bones."
Alfonso wrote: "Fuck! I hate being me! I've been dareda I'm going in!"
Was that guy gentle but masculine as he forcefully but tenderly massaged sunscreen into your back and hairy legs? Tell us about your first m/m experience.
Eh!, can you believe this weather? There is a lake in my courtyard. A lake!!!
I know! Especially after yesterday's near 80 gorgeousness. This should be early spring/fall weather. But it's all warm, like spit. The sky is spitting on us.
Tell us about your first m/m experience."You really think that was his first?
omg! you nasty mother fuckers! i was talking about going into the ocean of nasty!!! i went into the water! and it was not like on that nice Deathklok song about murdering mermaids!!! it was horrible i had to go out cuz i was going to vomit when the salty water when in my nose and then in my throat! it was horrible! if i dont ever go into salty water again in my life i will be too soon!!!
Hmm, interesting. A couple dares have been evaded by a self-professed unable-to-pass-a-dare person.
ok things i dont do in dares:1.homo stuff. (not that there is anything wrong with that)
2. hitting women.
3. frog touching.
4. anything that will hurt anybody else but me!
after that woman! dont you dare daring me!
ha! i dont think i can wax it but i'll shave it!
ok! Hell wants to know what would you be doing in exchange?
The dare is specifically for wax!Msg 25, what? The forces of darkness are getting involved in this dare?
Ah! Well, a dare isn't an exchange. But proof of waxing in the form of pictures of hair-covered waxing cloths will get you cookies.
Eh, shouldn't you quickly amend that to pictures of hair-covered waxing cloths??
Ok... I,m living of my savings... buying wax don't fit on my budged... how about tape?
Nope. Wax. Volunteer to be waxing practice at a beauty college. They may even pay you.
Eh! wrote: "I know! Especially after yesterday's near 80 gorgeousness. This should be early spring/fall weather. But it's all warm, like spit. The sky is spitting on us."If it was yellow, it wasn't spit.
Alfonso wrote: "omg! you nasty mother fuckers! i was talking about going into the ocean of nasty!!! i went into the water! and it was not like on that nice Deathklok song about murdering mermaids!!! it was horribl..."The question I have is WHAT beach are you at? Are you diving into Flushing Bay, in which case, GTFO, or are you somewhere on LI, in which case, maybe GTFO.
I don't know where I was! The water was clean and so was the sand.. but it was salty!
That is my foot in the beach... 6 years since I've been on one... and all the reasons why I hate this place so much are coming back! The sand, the salty air, the 300 pounds lady in a bikini, oh god I'm shaking! I think ima fucking vomit! I'm reading "the terror" and its nice a cold on that book... and I'm hot here! This suck!