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I hate that other people may be putting their hands on MY stalker cookies!
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The Crimson Fucker
(last edited May 28, 2010 12:40PM)
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May 28, 2010 12:39PM
There I am playing guitar hero… rocking it! Kicking ass and looking cool… when the door rings.. and I’m like shit! Cookies! I immediately told the guy who was kicking my ass online to go fuck himself! And ran to the door to greet the bearer of cookies (AKA: the mail man)and thank him for finally delivering something that I want! And bang! There it was! A box with cookies and a book with a man hanging bricks from his dick!!! FUCKING AWESOME! What else can a man ask for??? And when I start engulfing MY cookies that MY stalker made with stalkerly love! I start thinking of ways to to make other jealous of the fact that I’m eating the cookies and not them! (yeah I am that fucking childish!) when it hit me! She also told me she was sending some other people some of MY cookies! And I got mad! Cuz they so good! I’d post a picture of em… but I’ll be a picture of an empty bag and what’s left of a milk gallon! I am now in cookie fullness nirvana!!!! And I can’t make other people jealous of it!!! I hate it I hate it I hate it!!!! Love the cookies tho! Thank you Eh!
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Hah! You're welcome! Are they gone already? I ate just 2 when they came out of the oven and went into sugar seizure. Have some toast or salad to fight the sugar crash.
Sugar crash.... you sure don't know with who you dealing with here... I mean I ain no Paper but I can take some sugar women! And I still have a bag left... as soon as I manage to stand up and go to the kitchen counter they will be gone!
Stalker cookies is my favorite phrase of the day.
I'm still loving "microscopic German porn"
White chocolate cranberry shortbread, and chewy chocolate molasses gingerbread. Both overbaked.
I knew that was molases! They are my favorites! Well were... they are gone now! But when I was dunking em in milk... looking like a fat ass! I was in heaven! Now as soon as my sister get here with that insuline that I asked her for... I'm after the cranberries!
