This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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Yes, yes I am... bur I'm not sure what "puffing my collar" means, and I don't like shoes... and I paint my toe nails red, I also refuse to go to the gym cuz I think paying people to let you lift shit its retarded! I had to get paid or other wise I ain't lifthing shit! Fuck you gyms! And my last dog's name was zelda! She was a retarded dalmatian... and whn I say retarded I mean it! She used to run into walls for no damn reason! We took het to the vet to check if she was blind or something... turned out she was just retarded. And I don't drive either... I get motion sick on cars! And the only reason I was talking about that chick I banged that time on that parking lot was cuz I wannted to annoy the shit out of that nice christian lady behind me .... and from where I come from only gay people where pukas... I also like to take this opportunity to talk about the tattoo I wanna get... you know the eye of providence (?) On top of the un finished pyramid on the back of the dollar bills? I wanna tattoo the pyramid on my but chicks and just put some lights thingies around my buthole! I thinkd that'd be awesome!... also the reason why I call most women "darling" is cuz I have problems with names! Now thank you for making me feel selfconcius about that! And I don't need to put shit in my hair! I have a fro! *chicks love the fro*! , dude you even voted you liked my picture on face book where I'm wearing my one size too small ironic shirt! And I try really hard not to mention my income around chicks! The if they find out how broke I am they will walk away so fucking fast! Even the ones with size bigger than 5! Who could have guess those fatties could run so fast? Now my dudes, I have to run or I miss my bus! And I'm late as fucka
Personally, I am kind, considerate and pleasant to be around. And if we have dinner at your house, a couple days later you'll receive a hand-written note from me telling you how much we enjoyed the meal, and, most of all, your company.
Let's hear from the rest of you male haters. Douche, Prick, Dick, or none of the above AND WHY?
Kristina wrote: "call your friends "Bro"... "
The only thing that frosts my balls more than this is liberal use of the word "dude," especially when directed at a woman.
"Dude" = male, right?
The only thing that frosts my balls more than this is liberal use of the word "dude," especially when directed at a woman.
"Dude" = male, right?
"wear flip flops in winter with your tree-climbing toenails , make a status update about how you just got done at the gym, drive a big truck with those nut things hanging off the hitch"thank you!!! even as a guy i find these things bloody offensive about other guys. i never understood those truck testicles and.... sandals blimey.... okay for ladies especially since many ladies take better care of their feet... but i get fed-up with seeing men with yellowed wolverine-like claws and layers of caked dead skin danling from their heels... it really is putrid... in los angeles there are way too many of this sort... and i am the square with the non-testicle-laden small car and laced-up trainers...
cheers.
here we go again... leave football out of it...
Mr. Foolery said nothing of football.
As long as we're on the subject, though, only 2 1/2 months till the preseason starts.
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Mr. Foolery said nothing of football."i believe it's referred to as "soccer" in the states...
Hey, i may own a Prius but at least i don't play soccer. Or wear sandals.
It is football no matter where it is. Just because some screwy euro's want to pretend like their men doesn't mean they can take a sports name...and yes just a few more weeks until the battle begins.
Even girls let their feet get disgusting in the summer wearing their flipflops with dirty black foot grease build up inside of nasty toe dents. Blech.
My feet look like the feet of a hobbit/sasquatch love-child. FYI.
One more pair, I am glad to never have to look at.
Sarah are you only posting in lolspeak from now on?
ooooh, everyone! post pictures of your feet randomly in threads. It'll gross Nick out. Or Rusty? Someone hates feet. Who is it?
Gretchen wrote: "ooooh, everyone! post pictures of your feet randomly in threads. It'll gross Nick out. Or Rusty? Someone hates feet. Who is it?"
WORLD DOMINATION FEET PICTURE!
i know... its huge! i'm size 12!
sweet. I accidentally took a picture of my foot this weekend. I'm posting it when I get home.
Alfonso wrote: "i know... its huge! i'm size 12!"...
When I saw this on my feed, I was afraid he was referring to, y'know, the thread subject.
guahahahahhahah! i can't post a picture of that! i dont have a large enough camera........ i can already see Nick or Tom's retort to that... something to do with large microscopes....
What's that? You were finished? Ah, well. Allow me to retort!
I prefer when the douche/pricks around REALLY show their colors. Wave your flag proudly!
Pop your collar, wear flip flops in winter with your tree-climbing toenails , make a status update about how you just got done at the gym, drive a big truck with those nut things hanging off the hitch, get a dog and name him something like Bosco or Banjo or Brutus or something else that starts with a B, talk loudly on your cell phone in the grocery store about that chick you banged last night, rev your engine and go so fast that your tires squeal when you're pulling out of parking lots, wear puuka shells, get a tattoo that's some kind of inside joke, put a shitload of product in your hair, tell me about how girls who wear a size 6 are fat, proclaim you don't play games in relationships and that you're over drama, wear an ironic t-shirt that is one size too small, call all women "babydoll", slip your income into a non-related conversation, call your friends "Bro"... you know, all the usual characteristics!
But this being the internet, I can't tell if you're being a dick on the downlow or a dick out in the open or if you're just not funny to me.
I'm not saying you're a douche/prick/dick, but are you?