This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate that my cat left a headless rat in my front yard
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May 05, 2010 06:01PM
...and now he's probably going to puke rat head parts on my carpet at 3am.
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That really sucks. He should have left it on your pillow.
heh yea that would be delicious i havnt had breakfast yet let me go eat so i can hurl it back on to the keyboard
If only you hadn't called me Ma'am we could have maybe worked something out.
oh ouch i thought this was the haters club
Hey, whatever happened to 18 or older in this group?
Fuck it, I think Macabre's a big boy who can handle grisliness...post that pic now!
Fuck it, I think Macabre's a big boy who can handle grisliness...post that pic now!
That was kind of a slap in the face, Gretchen. Are you going to take that?
How was that a slap to the face? it wasnt mean that way .if you want to know that stuff i have it on my profile...Rusty.
Profile's set to private. Hmm...whatcha hiding, Karissa?
You're profile is set to private. Accept my friend request.
OK, Karissa! Your profile says your 18 so clearly we have no grounds to bar you access to this group. Just send me a pm with a scan of your drivers license (of course feel free to block out any personal info!) and you're in.
So did you wake up to partially digested rat parts?? My luck, I'd have stepped in it and had an eyeball on my heel or something. (See my previous Cat Puke post in the "Random Hate Thru The Day" thread.)
Sabrina, I know! I totally thought about that post when I was worrying about him hurling. But no, he kept it down, bless his heart.
Karissa wrote: "Thats protocal?"Yes. protocal.
Awww. Your cat likes you better than mine likes me. Rat-head cat puke on carpet would have been terrible. I hate how you never seem to be able to get it all out. There's always a slight discoloration. Or maybe that's just my obsessive-compulsiveness that KNOWS where the puke was and will always see it there, even if it isn't.
No Sabrina, it's not just you. I have a cat who couldn't make it through the week without barfing somewhere on the carpet - and i can still see stains. What really pisses me off is that the only room on our main floor with carpet is my bedroom. Why not puke on the wood floor??
That is precious! Why don’t they just join “The Li’l Haters’ Club”? Is that one still around?
One of the members of that group is a Three Days Grace fan...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shana, look up my post (number 93) in the Random Hate Thru the Day thread for the dangers of cat puke on hardwood floors.I honestly can't say if hardwood puking or carpet puking is worse. How about I just leave it at ALL cat puking is bad, no matter where it is? :P
Twice! I hate that my cat left a headless rat in my front yard TWICE!! I believe it to be the same headless rat as it looked to be the exact same size, just a little more headless. I think there was a tag team effort between the raccoons that get into my trash and the cat himself. I assume they pulled out the bag containing the rat and Eastside (the cat) said, "hey! that's mine! it's supposed to be in the front yard!" Either that or he found the rat's twin and ate it's head as well.
Seth wrote: "My walrus left a headless dead mutineer in my umbrella drink.Does anyone mind if I'm back?
"I don't give a shit, you git." works for me."
Why would anyone mind?
If they did, why would you give a rat's ass that they did? This is, after all, the Hater's Club.
Now go vote on the vagina polls.
Seth wrote: "Then...could you send me the bodies?"I promised I wouldn't, Seth. No matter how nicely you asked. Remember?
It's a really gross poll.
Hi Seth!
Hi Seth!
Seth wrote: "Then...could you send me the bodies?"Tom wrote: "why would you give a rat's ass"
4 in one day!4 headless rats in my front yard in ONE DAY.
Do you think my cat is:
1) a fucking rat killing machine and should be awarded a prize?
2) a super-stud kitty with a bunch of ladycats bringing him headless-rat presents?
I like option 2 because that is the one where he isn't sleeping in my bed with 4 rat heads slowly digesting in his belly. But if it's option 1, why does he eat the heads? That seems like the part you would chop off and throw away.
wait!!! this is a dead animal thread????? can i opost my dead animals here?
Oh! did I not post the picture of the headless rat here? I could have sworn I posted it.
