I don't know why I hate this, but I do.

[smetchie]

There is this quart of skim milk in the refrigerator at work. It says "Stephanie's milk! Get your own! Do not drink!" in big, black, angry marker. There are highwater marks all over it where she marks the level of the milk so she knows if someone takes it. It seems excessive and makes me want to pour the entire thing down the sink and put the empty carton back in the fridge. I was this close to actually doing it and I think I would have if I weren't afraid someone would walk in and catch me. Why? Why does it make me so angry? I know I'd be peeved if someone drank all my milk and there wasn't any left when I wanted it. My hatred is confusing me today.

[Rusty]

You need not have rhyme or reason for hate. As I see it, you have t w o options:

1. Get your own angry black marker, pour out a quarter of a gallon at a time, and mark the new level.

2. Start watering down the milk, so the amount is constantly above the line. Who knows, maybe she’ll think it’s some kind of Memorial Day miracle.

There you go. Let your heart be your guide. I think with either choice, hilarity will ensue.


******edited because I wrote "to" instead of "two", and I hate when I do that.

[Sally]

That would annoy me too, very much.

[smetchie]

ooooh. I really like #2. I'm still scared I'll get caught, though. I get here after everyone and leave before them. I do have a key, though. I might have to make a special trip in tonight. I happen to be going out to dinner somewhere very close to my office. hmmmmmm...

[smetchie]

Sally wrote: "That would annoy me too, very much."

But why??

[Sally]

It is just so weird and possessive about something so lame. It is a gallon of cow juice. What does that cost, 2 dollars? Sure, she wants it to be there when she wants to use it, but I'd still go on stealing it from her. Why can't she just put a little basket in there asking people to contribute a quarter when they take a dallop?

I used to swipe this lady Susan's creamer at a salon I worked at once. I just figured out whose it was and offered her to buy every other one with her and it was no big deal.

But I like Rusty's idea. It makes me >:)

I think you should put some vinegar in it so it turns sour.

[Shana]

Rusty wrote: "You need not have rhyme or reason for hate. As I see it, you have to options:

1. Get your own angry black marker, pour out a quarter of a gallon at a time, and mark the new level.

2. Start w..."


I was just going to suggest #2. Do it.

[smetchie]

I'll let you know tomorrow if I had the balls or not.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Damn #2 is brilliant!

[smetchie]

Either I don't have the balls or I don't hate it as much as I thought because I totally forgot to even consider going by work after dinner tonight. It's funny how you don't hate stuff as much when you're sitting outside on a nice night having a few beers...

[Reads with Scotch]

for speed sake you could just add marker lines below the milk line... not as devious but it would still mess with her.

[Tom]

I think you need to overfill...so that there's always more in there than there was when she left. If you're too wussy to add water, you could add milk instead.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Maybe she could leanr to duplicate her hand writing.... grab a new gallon of milk write the same shit... and switch em! With a new lit and everything....

[[deleted user]]

Just a little drop of food coloring in the milk! You don't even have to take it out of the fridge to do that. Make it green.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Wait! When did tambo joined THC's evil master mind club??? That's fucking brilliant! If you down I got all the colors of the rainbow! Ill send em to you and you can use a different color every day! (Sometimes I feel like having black, pink, red or green!)