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I hate older sisters who go crying to momma

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message 1: by Carlie (new)

Carlie As promised. Can you believe this? DOes this make any sorta logical sense? I mentioned to my older sister (by 1 yr) that I have a gyno appt and will b discussing plans for a hysterectomy (long story, I hate being a girl, I hate my uterus, I hate menstruation, I hate cramps). She says No, I say I have a seminar to attend, TTYL.
In the middle of my seminar I get a succession of calls from her and MY MOM and a text saying CALL MOM NOW 911! So I leave seminar thinking there's a family emergency and call mom. The lady is bawling, she can barely talk, she is more than upset! I'm worried, oh no, what happened, did somebody die, is someone in jail?

I should be so lucky! She is bawling bc my 32 yr old sister gets off the phone with me and calls her mommy to let her know that I'm planning to have my lady parts removed. What kind of 32 yr old says "I'm telling mom" and then does it? It's like a movie. Anyway, she wont stop bawling until I promise her I won't have the surgery. And her logic for being against this? A neighbor (yeah right) had one and her husband left bc "the sensation" wasn't the same (impossible, it's a hysterectomy not a vaginectomy). And besides, she doesnt like my hubby anyway, why is she worried about his "sensations"?

That's it....next time she's (sister) having a threesome or offering underaged kids marijuana brownies......I"M CALLING MY MOMMY!


message 2: by Lori (new)

Lori You hate being a girl?

I LOVE being a girl! And no, I'm not a girly girl. Altho thats fun too when you choose to doll up.

I feel so superior being a girl. Sorry guys. :P


message 3: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Oh my. I shed tears for those folks born in the wrong body. Carlie is that why you want a hysterectomy?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Amanda, DAMN YOU!!! I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT!


message 5: by Carlie (new)

Carlie Hot Dam. Designer vagina talk. Here come the boys.


message 6: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Alfonso, I can delete my post if you want. I wouldn't do that for just anyone, mind you.

Just say the word, babycakes, and I shall give you the power!


message 7: by Carlie (new)

Carlie No, I don't want to be a boy. Ewwwwww! sorry boys but just the idea of something dangling between me legs that overrides me brain whenever it stands at attention. Ewwwww.

Yes I hate being a girl but my idea of "girl" is totally biological. Girls have ovaries, uteri, and vaginas. I hate my uterus therefore I hate being female. As far as the social constructs of being a "girl" (wearing skirts and dresses, makeup, batting eyelashes) Hell i could do all those as a boy. I'd get funny looks but whatever.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Look, I understand why girls have a hard time... I mean when I go to buy underwear (I do that less now since I discovered the free balling life style…) I only need to worry for one item, I don’t have to buy those ermm sanitary towels or whatever y’all call that shit, I don’t need to worry about the infamous red spots, I don’t need to feel bad when somebody like me says something like: I don’t trust an animal who will bleed for 3 days and won’t die. But in the other hand y’all don’t have to worry about unwanted erections… I’m getting some pretty bad flash backs from high school when I had to stay in the room during recess cuz the damn thing won’t do what I tell it to do… or missing my bus stop cuz there is no way in hell that I’m getting up with a tower on my pants! But still being a boy rules!!!

So let her be! If she is willing to accept the boy superiority I say let her!



message 9: by Carlie (last edited May 21, 2008 09:15PM) (new)

Carlie Pantiliners and pads dear. Thats what we call them.
oh, and sanitary napkins. I never used that before.

I dont feel bad about the not trusting bleeding animals bit. That was hella funny.


message 10: by Not Bill (new)

Not Bill Looks like I was right...doesn't mean I'm happy about it. In fact, I'm in no position to argue regarding "plumbing". I've always maintained that guys were built for easy field maintenance, and that rocks. Guys are like T-34s...girls are like PzMk IV Ausf Gs. Too many moving parts which can lead to problems with operation and maintenance. And of course, that's not even bringing up the main armamament. Carlie...I've a better understanding, I believe. However, something tells me if you had something dangling between the legs, you'd never leave the house.


message 11: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Hate being a girl, don't wanna be a guy? Happiness might be hard to come by.

I, personally, love being me, and depo-provera makes it a ton easier to love it. My goal is to not get the knives involved, cosmetically or gynecologically, unless I absolutely have to (though it may be the case that Carlie absolutely has to). Though I may, at some point when I have the money, tell y'all about the horrible between-the-eyebrows-lines cancer I absolutely had to get removed before it killed me.


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