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I hate the easycracker!!!

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The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments

I know it maybe to easy to hate on this shit! But fuck!!! are they serious about this?> a device to crack open an egg??? How lazy have people become??? And it comes with attachments too! Cuz you know how complicated peeling hardboiled eggs is! And again! People expect me to have faith in humanity!?

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smetchie | 5731 comments I hate Uncle Cracker

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Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I had the misfortune of seeing him in concert. I took the wife to a country concert a few years ago. Toward the end, Kenny Chesney (gnome) and Uncle Cracker (tool) came out and started rapping together. That’s when we knew it was time to leave.

message 4: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) I HATE Kenny Chesney! He gives gnomes a bad name. Uncle Cracker isn't even worth hating.

I hate to admit it, but I kind of like Cracker Barrel

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I really wanna try that egg cracker thing, now. I like gadgets. I crack eggs perfectly, though, so...I guess it's a dumb invention that would be really fun to have.

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Harry  (harry_harry) By the way, my 5 year old daughter just watched the Easy Cracker ad. She is thrilled and believes we should order one NOW! And the glee in her eyes was priceless when she saw that it comes with the Bacon Wave!

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments I can't nobody is with me in the hating of retarded invemtions! Maybe this will help... say hello to the "Smencil" that's a pen that smell like food... I saw em in B&N yestarday and I just had to stop and check em out.... look I ain't no expert on the human mind... but can someone explain to me the traing of toughts that leads to the creation of all this crap?

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Harry  (harry_harry) Oh no Alfonso! I'm with you. The egg cracker thing is retarded! Although, I am fairly coordinated and have no problem cracking an egg. Better yet, if I miss the bowl and egg is all over the counter, I probably won't just smear the egg around the counter top.

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments I'm pretty sure that tou have a better chance of dropping the damn egg in the counter by holding the easycracker with one hand while trying to place the egg in the ermmm eggholder (?) Than just cracking the damn thing!

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Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Alfonso wrote: "I can't nobody is with me in the hating of retarded invemtions! Maybe this will help... say hello to the "Smen..."

"If the price is low enough, someone will buy it no matter how stupid or useless it is" i think is pretty much the train of thought here.

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments ... sigh =( we are that dumb!

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Oh god! Like if the big ass belly wasent enough! I'm ashamed of being human! Again!

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Harry  (harry_harry) Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: ""


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