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message 1: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments What'd they try to hand you a flyer or something? Jerks!


message 2: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Maybe if you spent the time that you are standing on the corner looking and acting like a homeless person looking for a job you could actually earn money to waste on your cause of the week.

If they were interested in working for a living, they wouldn’t be hippies, now would they?


message 3: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Maybe you should gather those hippie activists up for a game of Duck, Duck, Brick.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com...


Reads with Scotch My favorite thread of the day... And I'm off to bed.


message 5: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Teresa wrote: "Duck, Duck, Brick is a good option although I would have to get close to them and that many patchouli wearing hippies will make go into mouth foaming convulsions so.....
I am thinking DodgeBrick w..."


Yeah but how is your aim? Duck, Duck, Brick has a 100%-smashed-in-the-face rating. Additionally, you only need ONE brick.

You could always just breathe through your mouth.


message 6: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments @SSH glad we could please his royal pain in the ass prior to nappy nap time

heh hehe


message 7: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "My favorite thread of the day... And I'm off to bed."

Was it the Hippie bashing or the slamming of tits in a car door?


Reads with Scotch both really... And a little duck duck brick for extra flavor.


message 9: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen when those people approach me on the street now and ask if they can talk to me I say, "sure walk with me" and then I just keep walking into the store or whatever and they can't follow.


message 10: by David (new)

David If your tits are big enough to slam in a car door you might want to consider learning from hippies about a vegetarian lifestyle.


message 11: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Right because everyone knows vegetarians are skinny.


message 12: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments No Gretchen, some men just prefer that their women have the figures of men. I got your back, David.


message 13: by smetchie (last edited Mar 19, 2010 02:38PM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Well then, David. It's your lucky day because I happen to have the figure of a man! I'll post some pictures of myself. I promise I couldn't slam my tits into a car door. I couldn't slam them in a box of tic tacs!! But since your kind of a dick, I think the pictures will be of me tearing into a giant plate of Knackwurst! Sort of a good news/bad news scenario.


message 14: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Apparently the lack of protein makes vegetarians self righteous pricks. I'm gonna grill some medium rare steaks today.


message 16: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Harry, you had me until medium rare. I'm thinking steak fajitas tonight.


message 17: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) medium?


Reads with Scotch Over cooking meat is an offense common among hippies...


Another horrible misuse of meat... give it a chance and watch at least 2 minutes of it. Trust me it is so not worth it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007...


message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

I'm not a self-righteous prick.

But I'm not clicking Nick's link.


message 20: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Montambo wrote: "I'm not a self-righteous prick."

Do you eat a lot of Lentils or Garbanzo beans? You must be supplementing somehow in order to avoid the side effects.

The link is funny. Don't be self-righteous!


message 21: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Surprisingly, the link isn't offensive! What gives?

The line at the 2 minute mark is pretty damn funny.


message 22: by David (new)

David What a bizarre song: "It's yoga to death with a calculator / The kiss of my tea makes calculus gay"


message 23: by [deleted user] (last edited Mar 21, 2010 08:10PM) (new)

I didn't click it because I was afraid it was a video from a factory farm showing cruelty to animals. Or something gross. Scared, not self-righteous. I'm just a big old wussy.

I watched it--it was funny. Nick, where did you come across that?


message 24: by Not Bill (new)

Not Bill Fantastic thread, mostly because everyone gets down to brass tacks in agreeing that hippies are pretty much a waste of skin and oxygen. Really, who here would miss 'em? not me. Bonus: more lentils for me to pair with my ultra rare lamb chops.


message 25: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Not Bill wrote: "Fantastic thread, mostly because everyone gets down to brass tacks in agreeing that hippies are pretty much a waste of skin and oxygen. Really, who here would miss 'em? not me. Bonus: more lentils ..."

But think of the damage to the economy if the patchouli industry crashed!


Reads with Scotch Montambo wrote: "I didn't click it because I was afraid it was a video from a factory farm showing cruelty to animals. Or something gross. Scared, not self-righteous. I'm just a big old wussy.

I watched it--it was..."


My interests are very diverse Montambo... surprised you didn't know that.


message 27: by Kasia (new)

Kasia You guys are fun. Why wasn't I here when this was going on.


message 28: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Oh and in defense of hippies: they are wonderful to hate on. Without them so many exceptional threads would not happen.


message 29: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Kasia wrote: "You guys are fun. Why wasn't I here when this was going on."

Yeah, where were you?


message 30: by Not Bill (new)

Not Bill I agree with Harry...go meat! I insist on having no less than 4 types of animal flesh populating my freezer at any one time. This past year, goat has reigned supreme. Goat meat is outstanding!


message 31: by Rusty (last edited Mar 26, 2010 02:37AM) (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments King Dinösaur wrote: "You people who think meat is the only form of protein make my laugh. Duuuuh.


You break your silence to tell us this? What, are you a militant veggie now? So disappointing.


message 32: by smetchie (last edited Mar 26, 2010 04:56AM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments King Dinösaur wrote: "You people who think meat is the only form of protein make my laugh. Duuuuh.

And meat is made to be overcooked - that's why we invented fire, dumbass."


KD you take an extra douche pill or were you drunk posting? That might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard anyone say around here, and followed by a "dumbass!" HA! That makes my laugh. No food is made to be overcooked. That's just retarded. I'm all for being a dick to people but you've gotta think it through.


message 33: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) King Dinösaur wrote: "You people who think meat is the only form of protein make my laugh. Duuuuh.
This is why I asked Montambo if she eats a lot of Lentils or Garbanzo beans. Duuuh?

And meat is made to be overcooked - that's why we invented fire, dumbass."
And dumb asses like this are the reason we invented ketchup.


message 34: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments Ketchup is disgusting.


message 35: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) But the overcooked meat needs SOMETHING to fix it.


message 36: by Sally (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | -1 comments I'm not eating that overcooked meat. There is no sauce which would possibly "fix" it. I'd rather chew on a belt.


message 37: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) I hate overcooked meat and I am overly serious about that.


message 38: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments King Dinösaur wrote: "Look, you badass carnivores - if you want bloody meat, don't even bother to pass it over the fire.

I'm not a militant anything. I eat whatever the fuck I want.

Besides, which - it's called s..."


Okay KD, I guess people just expect your posts to be less douchey, or at least much more clever than what we’re seeing here.


message 39: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments That's all we ask.


message 40: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Good. Glad that's solved.


message 41: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) According to the NSFW t-shirt thread, Gretchen does not take place in any "prejudiced meat-snobbery"


message 42: by [deleted user] (new)

It does not bother me when people hate on vegetarians. It would really bother me if I had to eat meat, overcooked or not. SICK! BODY PARTS!!!!!! GUH-ROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


message 43: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Rusty gets a real kick out of going to a restaurant and ordering veal in front of his militant vegan sisters-in-law. Just thought I’d share.


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