This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
Bunny may know everything but Fooze is more entertaining (AKA lets ask him questions and see if it's true)
Alfonso, my VCR is broken. Will you fix it? It's only a 45 hour drive.
Ugh. ::hangs head in resignation:: I will never understand why you people encourage him.
Our humor is lower than our self-esteem?
Ugh. ::hangs head in resignation:: I will never understand why you people encourage him.'Cause no matter how bad things get, i can always come here and think, "hey...at least i'm not that guy."
Hmmmm. Those are actually some pretty good answers.
Tom, to your first question… I could crack a joke on how over 70% of the Dominican population is catholic…. But since I don’t think everybody will get how I deal with horror (shhhh don’t tell nobody but I use humor to deal with all the shit that flies around) I’ma tell you that if you didn’t know during their French occupation of Haiti all their natural resources where depleted… it’s been a wasteland for a while now… then they took over my country and well… my people never liked that… so after the war it just got worse… over all there are a lot of reasons how it end up like thatEh!, I’m sorry but I don’t do shit for chicks no more =) who am I trying to fool here? Do you have tools or do I need to bring my own??? Also I’m not driving I’ma take a bus or something…
Hahaa!...and that's when I tazed him, your Honor.
That's what evil chicks do, yes? Act helpless, get you to help, and zap!It's for your own good, man, it's the only way you'll learn.
is not fair!!! why can't women just stop acting like they in need when they are not? this is so unfair! i like fixing things! and i like making pretty girls happy! why can i have both without feeling used?
Maybe Montambo was right and you need to stop liking girls who do that.
i think i got an answer to my question... i'ma pretend that this whole revelation thing never happened and that people are not using people and that we way better than that.. and that girls dont act like they dont know stuff to get other people to do stuff from them... i from now own refused to believe that we are that cruel!
also before i forget... tambo! i dont like stupid girls =)if i had any feelings that comment would have hurt!
that i never thought they were pretending!!! that's my problem!! and i will never think about it again!
Oh, don't feel bruised, Bones. I was joking. I know you like smart girls.
Lots of girls ARE dumb, by the way. Just like lots of dudes. So there's a rather large chance that VCR girl didn't know how to set up her VCR, wasn't pretending, and that you were not fooled at all.
Lots of girls ARE dumb, by the way. Just like lots of dudes. So there's a rather large chance that VCR girl didn't know how to set up her VCR, wasn't pretending, and that you were not fooled at all.
there you go! that's all i needed to hear!
Waitaminnit here. I'm seriously doubting that these girls know how to fix things but just pretend they don't so they can watch you do it an laugh at you. They either don't know how or have no interest in learning how. What's wrong with not wanting to learn how?? Why should I get a step-ladder when you're right there and I can ask you to reach it. It's human interaction. Give and take. I'm sure these girls give you something in return. They are pretty and they make you happy. They buy you dinner or something? Give you a smooch. Make you laugh? Something, I'm sure. No one's being used.
It does seem to be turning into a matter of perspective.
yep! it is! so there i can go back to being happy!!! wait i'm not happy! i can go back to being less preoccupied:? there you go!
Sigh. And so, the lessons of history are forgotten, doomed to be repeated. But at least there will be functioning VCRs and smiles.
Shit I can barely work the fucking remote.
sigh =( my life is so sad!!!! and still nobody has asked me something about video games!
Oh yeah, you go rabid over video games. Hold on, let me get the protective gear on before I tackle this...what's the secret code to get to the Pretty Pink Meadow in "Care Bears: Secret of the Whimsical Magical Fluffy Raincloud III"? Down boy! Down!
:) We're in the right place.
Oh shit. I just learned that Haiti and DR share the same island. On a thread like this.
WTF!!! THE USA INVADED BOTH COUNTRIES!!! WTF
Ok fonoso...next question: Why is Lori so poorly educated with regards to geography?
i have no freaking idea! but i want to know where she thought Haiti was!
*whines* you know we never learned history about 3rd world countries when I was in school. That is so disgusting! And I've honestly never seen any article mentioning how they share the same island. This is fascinating to me!
Have you ever seen any articles mentioning that Canada is in North America? Just curious.
Fooze - I thought Haiti and DR were 2 separate islands! OK I"m an idiot! I don't think I've ever looked on the map for them.
Alfonso wrote: "WTF!!! THE USA INVADED BOTH COUNTRIES!!! WTF"Are we expected to be knowledgeable about every country we've invaded? Come on, the brain can hold only so much info.
fine! michal jackson got married there! how about that?
Oh and you expect me to keep track of anything having to do with Michael Jackson?
He was royalty in America, the King of Pop and all.
Dave! HAHAHAH HAH!!! heh. That was good.
King of pedophiles perhaps... I never elected him.Come see the molestation inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being molested! I need an Adult!
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "King of pedophiles perhaps... I never elected him.I think it became self-proclaimed.
Come see the molestation inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being molested! I need an Adult!"
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OH! You have to leave, Stalker. Your probationary visa has just been revoked. It is a play on the holy grail...
Help help I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!...ect.
It's a shame really I kind of enjoyed your visit.
Aww crap! FAIL by me! I'll take all my stalking tools...I'll miss you THC.
Don't be too hasty I have no pull here. But I can make life difficult if you run off and hide in other groups.
or that your brain was totally fried after an un-usually difficult math problem.
I *am* tired, I've been told I look drunk when I'm in a lunch coma.Is that a stalker promise from SSH?
I don't make promises, I just do.
To start off...Fonoso, your people share an island with Haiti, yes? So how is it that you guys wound up avoiding the fuckedupness that is Haiti? I don't mean the earthquake, i mean in general.