It is official I am <b>EVIL</b> incarnate... so <b>Evil</b> that it must be in bold.

[Reads with Scotch]

Yesterday I was leaving the Fred Myers (local grocery chain something like a super wal-mart, with cloths food, and odds of end of appliances) As I struggled to push my cart over the snow packed lot surface I spotted a guy running toward me, yes running across a crowded iced/snow packed parking lot, with a baby carry-er thing. I thought to myself "self, that can't be a good idea, again isn't it a good idea to require a license to have kids..." A few strides further and it happened. His legs slid out in un-natural motions. His arms lashed out in an awkward windmill motion, baby carry-er thing swinging up in the air like a poorly designed carnival ride. The dad still clutching onto the carry thing goes down, and in a natural "knee jerk" response I'm sure, he brought his hands down to break his fall... Too bad for him he was holding something. Splinters of ice shot up when the baby carrier smacked into the snow packed ground. The shock of the impact caused, dad of the year, to let go of the carrier allowing it to skid across the lot and come to a rest against a car tier(parked car). I stood there motionless, except for the growing grin on my face, griping the cart handle like a teenage girl watching a scary movie alone in a dark theater. I watched DOY(dad of the year) roll over onto his sided and start to work himself up onto his knees. I can see other passer-byers cautiously shuffle over with panicked looks on their faces (apparently DOY's behavior caught the eye of more then just me) Up until this point I just stood there with a stupid grin on my face. But when I saw the moment of realization come over DOY's face, I started to audibly chuckle and giggle. A growing number of Concerned citizens were starting to gather now, some hurrying toward the quite baby carrier. Others just looking at me with utter disgust... Like I was the asshole that just dash-ed a little baby on the ground, some people. Doy (on his feet now) started waving his hands out saying NO No no no no no... shuffling toward the growing concerned crowd. With an absurd carelessness DOY jerks the carrier off the ground. It's empty. What the fuck? I stop laughing.

This ruins everything. It is no longer funny.Want the scoop:
So he was running because he left the kid in the car (with a watchful mother) to return a defective baby carrier. I guess the safety restrain strap was broken. So no kid, but everyone was still looking at me like there was an un-conscience baby in the carrier. What gives why am I always the asshole?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Nick.... this thread almost made me said you are the evilest but I've laughed at worse! Still maybe soon you'll be on some crappy local tv channel who was just playing mean... it sounds like a hidden camera bit.

[Kasia]

Awesome story, and don't worry, I would have laughed too. I aways do in the most inappropriate moments.