I hate that I haven't found an opportunity to use the phrase "half-cocked" tooday.

[smetchie]

It's killing me. Of course now I'll encounter 12 perfect opportunities to say "half-cocked" and it won't be satisfying whatsoever because I just couldn't wait! I had to fire off a half-cocked thread just so I could say "half-cocked". Why does God hate me so much?

[The Crimson Fucker]

I know the feeling! I can. Wait to finish this book so I can use the eord smegma on a review!

[smetchie]

I made a half-cocked reservation for drinks and dinner tonight before my husband even made it home from work. He got stuck there, my friends ate without me, and now I'm drinking in my pajamas on goodreads. Another rocking Friday night. God really does hate me.

[[deleted user]]

You did it!

I am a fan of Urban Dictionary and it gives updates on facebook. The most recent phrase I recall was to "clock out with your cock out" which meant that you leave work on Friday and head straight out to party! Whoo! Weekend!!!!!

I'm staying in tonight, too. The rest of my weekend is packed, though (celebrating MLK Jr.'s legacy, of course.)

[Stina]

I am also having a kickass Friday... I got home from work and proceeded to fall asleep on the couch, waking up 3 hours later and finding myself too lazy to eat dinner, so I settled for a chewy Chips Ahoy and some Pirate's Booty. Good Lord, I have a birthday a month ago and everything goes to hell.

@G- I actually got something in the mail for you today. I am a lame-o and will confess that I was motivated by extreme guilt AND the fact that my coworked wanted to borrow the book. "Ha- I don't have the book anymore. I sent it to my good friend Gretchen. I hope your Omaha steak and lobster dinner I delivered to your house gave you the shits."

@S- I recently heard the phrase "Jam out with your clam out". I'm going to wait until I'm around a bunch of older men and give that one a whirl.

[smetchie]

@K-thanks! I love mail!! You never need to be motivated by guilt when it comes to Gretchen. In fact, I can't stand being friends with people who do everything they say they'll do all promptly and perfectly. It's too much fucking pressure on me to perform. I'll never manage to do everything I say I'm going to do and then I feel inferior. Motherfuckers. I hate them.

@S: Hang out with your wang out.

[Reads with Scotch]

Jam out with your clam out... This isn't flattering for non-sea food eaters. This could be a problem for both straight and lesbian woman... Just saying, just throwing it out there.

[Harry]

Roll out with your poll out.
Cool out with your tool out.

[Kasia]

Harry, you're putting all sorts of images in my head.

Nick, it's not as offensive if you think of the clam/tool as your own body part instead of the significant other.

...loving the rhymes.