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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

What can I cay I love books. I am the go to person in the family when they want a good read. They just couldn't be bothered to do the job and get the book themselves. Goodreads is my very best friend. My second best friend is library. I been mostly getting my stuff from B&N, Borders and Amazon, until I discovered the library on 36th. I have one membership in another library but nothing they have I can't get easier elsewere.

My other loves include movies chess and music. I love music and have to hear music in my ears for a day to run smoothly. I figured since this group has increadible energy I might as well try out for it.

I am also a practicing Satanist and so am definitely off the neaten path when it comes to personality and hobbies and philosophy.

I live life a la carpe diem.


message 2: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Hi Amber. So what do you hate?


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

Black auras, and the fact that I cannot get a demonoid invite, but mostly black auras, silver ones are pretty hateful too, btw does anybody here's got a demonoid invite to spare?


message 4: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments makes sense to me.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments GUAHAHAHAHHHA! WTF? if this shit for real i'm in love with this amber!guahahahhhaha!


message 6: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments You mean she's not your sock-puppet Fonoso?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments OMFG!!!!!! leave me alone i dont have no fucking puppets!!!!


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

I am no sock-puupet aghZ!Z


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments make your profile public! these people have issues with private profiles... even if you are i dont care! that was funny!


message 10: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments :)


message 11: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments (Amber, you're going to be suspect around here because of your private profile setting.)


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Ur pushy, but I set it to public, satisfied?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Canadian allert!


message 14: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Amber wrote: "Black auras, and the fact that I cannot get a demonoid invite, but mostly black auras, silver ones are pretty hateful too, btw does anybody here's got a demonoid invite to spare?"

How dare you go around looking at peoples’ auras. That is such an invasion of privacy!

By the way, does my aura look black to you, or is it more like that really dark green, that almost looks black?

And yes, she's totally one of Alfonso's sock puppets.


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

Do you think so because she said, "off the neaten path?"

Hey, Amber, why are you a Satanist? Why do you love Satan so much?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments I don't have no fucking puppets! I had had it with you people and acusing my sexy ass of pupperism! Stop it or else....


message 17: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Stuff it in your pupper.


message 18: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Dude, everybody has dupes. I have some. Not necessarily around here (I don’t $#!% where I eat), but I’ve got some.


message 19: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments So do I! What's the big deal? I don't use them for evil.

Amber, can you guess at people's auras over the internet? Or do you have to see them in person?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Oh dear god! I think aura watching is racist or aurist whatever...


One thing don't judge for y'all condition... I do not have pupperts!


message 21: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Rusty wrote: "By the way, does my aura look black to you, or is it more like that really dark green, that almost looks black? "

I have the same problem with mine. It's navy blue, but depending on the lighting it's hard to tell. Sometimes I need to check with my wife to make sure my tie matches.




message 22: by smetchie (last edited Jan 15, 2010 02:00PM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Look, keep your pupperts out of THC and everything will be fine, Alfonso.

@Amber: ignore Alfonso. I want to know if you can guess at people's auras over the internet.


message 23: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Fonoso is allowed to have puppets, just not sock puppets.




I know what he does with his socks.


message 24: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments What about pupperts? Are those ok?


message 25: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) It depends on the pupperts. A Purnch and Jurdy show, for example, would be ok, but sock pupperts would not.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments You know I actually own a suck puppet... the paper made it...


message 27: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I think there's a sock monkey around here somewhere.


message 28: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I want to know what Fooze does with suck puppets even less than i want to know what he does with socks.


message 29: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Amber wrote: "Ur pushy, but I set it to public, satisfied?"

:) yes.


message 30: by Lori (last edited Jan 15, 2010 04:34PM) (new)

Lori
As a Satanist, how do you feel about Haiti? Was that your master's doing, as Pat Robinson claims?


message 31: by Kasia (new)

Kasia I have so many questions I do not know where to start...

You worship Satan, right? Does that mean Bible is your go-to text, just like for Christians? Black masses is that for real or is it only some pop-culture gimmick? Is Satanism as sexist as Catholicism? Any rituals that stand out? Anything essential that I (total layman) should know? How often do you have to pray? Is there a community? Am I asking wrong/too many questions?


message 32: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I think you guys may have run her off.


I can maybe answer the question about Satanism, though not with regard to Amber. There's two flavors, and i don't know which she is. One flavor of Satanism is athiestic. It's a bit more complicated than this, but basically they're atheists who call themselves Satanists to be abrasive / confrontational / piss off Christians. The other flavor actually worships the Biblical Satan, for whatever reason. This kind of Satanism has a tendency to attract misunderstood teenagers who wear black a lot, and sometimes involves melodramatic rituals.


That help?


message 33: by [deleted user] (new)

Yeah, Tom, that's sorta how I had it worked out. I wondered what team she was on.




message 34: by Lori (new)

Lori Thanks Tom. I was seriously curious about that. All I knew was from Rosemary's Baby!


message 35: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I don't understand why we can't keep a Satanist around here! Hrmph!


message 36: by Lori (new)

Lori It's odd that a Satanist can't take some true hating.


message 37: by Kasia (last edited Jan 16, 2010 01:31PM) (new)

Kasia Maybe she's just busy performing some ritual sacrifice ...


message 38: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Goddamn 5 post hazing! Nick wasn't even around!


message 39: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Gretchen wrote: "Goddamn 5 post hazing! Nick wasn't even around!"

But his influence appears to live on. I would think Satanists would have a different set of hazing rules, like stalkers.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Haahhaahhaahhahahahahaha I love that last ccomment bunny!


message 41: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell Damn, this group needed a certified Astrologer. I never bothered to get certified so legally I can't make up phony charts and bullshit people.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Yes you can... all you need is a cape, funny glasses, maybe a funky hat and a web site! And that's it you good to go.


message 43: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell But I'm not "certified." She was "certified!"


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Im actually acertified priest from the dude chuche... by their power I here cerify you dave as a astrologer! Now tell me about greatchens aura!


message 45: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell It's clear and smells like juniper berries and bunny fur.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments damn I got mad typos! This side kick sucks the keyboard is so small!


message 47: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Yeah. damn side kick.


message 48: by David (new)

David In my experience, Satanists are too busy sprouting "I'm a Satanist" for shock value to carry messages containing depth and weight as to the roots and intricacies of their experience in the matter. Furthermore, I have heard that both "Abracabra" and "Alakazam" mean "I am a devil devotee." It is no mere coincidence that Houdini claimed the demonic one as his God. On New Years Eve, we had a progressive dinner, a course a house, a movable feast ala Hemmingway, place to place. The Satanists left during the spinach / mandarin concoction at our mansion after questioning derived from dropping the I'm a "S" bomb. I am not saying all Satanists are salad leavers, or Haitians, but there's a reason the government has a register of members then monitors and regulates their use of exploding dust powder. "Poof!" Fucking Satanists. Always disappearing.


message 49: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I don't understand you David. Satanists don't like spinach? Is that the message you're trying to convey?


message 50: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Gretchen wrote: "I don't understand you David. Satanists don't like spinach?

Hey, I #%^#ing hate spinach. Does that mean I'm a Satanist? My mom is gonna be sooo upset.


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