i hate it when drunk people pour stuff on me

[Reads with Scotch]

Back in the day we always hunted down emo chicks and dumped stuff on them... I don't ever recall being drunk when we did it though... I guess the "drunk" part is what makes the situation hateful huh. I really don't know. The emo chicks were always crying when we approached but waving their hands around after so we thought we just made her day. WOOT!

[[deleted user]]

Out of control drunk people ruin it for responsible and rather cool drunks like me. Even while drinking, there's still a cool way to act, people.

[The Crimson Fucker]

But Frank, what can be cooler than dumping stuff on an Emo????

[John]

Dumping Emos on stuff?

Ahh the Haters Club, giving new meaning to "Group Home".

[John]

Or, perhaps stuffing Emos in a dump?

Sorry, I'll stop now...

[Tesse]

Zing!

No, don't stop!

[John]

Now now, you're just waiting for the obvious "dump" pun. Well, I feel I'm above that sort of immature foolishness, and that it wouldn't be appreciated on this list full of afficianados of high brow intellectual humor and... Ah, Hell, who am I kidding...

How about taking a dump on a stuffed Emo?

I'm not sure I've ever been drunk enough for that one.

[John]

They're a flightless bird native to Oceana...oh dammit, that's an Emu... Look it up on Wiki, I doubt I could do the concept justice. That said I'm sure you've encountered one...

[John]

Or, check out the "What the heck is an emo?" site...
emos

[The Crimson Fucker]

Johnny, GUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, Now I have an image on my head of a drunk dude taking a dump on a sad little emo while the emo screams: why god why me??? Why the world have to be such a horrible, horrible place where people take dumps on me!!! WHY???

[John]

Happy to help you get through the day...;-)

Now what would one stuff an emo with? Garlic is to obvious...

[The Crimson Fucker]

Oakwar, i think i posted this link before... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjmOK4... here check it out and you'll know what an emo is

[John]

Oakwar, the link in post #12 should help, but take it with a grain of salt, it's a bit of a satirical site. Basically, and this depends on who you ask, it is short for "emotional punk". Think tight shirts and horn rims with greased black hair etc...

[Carolina]

well emo is a very EMOtive person who is not afraid to show their feelings in public.....!!!!
it is someone that feels rejected and unloved.
so many people says emo is gay and it is in some kind of way.....emo guys/girls want to feel loved and they dont care if they find it in someone of the same sex!!!!
they cut their selfs so they can feel alive, they rather be used, and they dont really care what people thinks, they are always alone or in little emo groups, they r pacifists and their are more like a nerdy-punk-anime type of style!!!!
they like to stand out......!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

i feel like vomiting right now...

[[deleted user]]

lotsa stuff, actually

[Carolina]

WELL THEY WANNED TO KNOW WHAT AN EMO IS....!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

and i bet they regret it now...

[Carolina]

LIKE U???? HEHE J/K

OH WELL IS TOO LATE NOW!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Carolna, i aint emo... i regret nothing...

[Sally]

I hate the title of this thread.

A, because it's more clever than mine.

B, because every time I see it I can only think "who wouldn't hate that?"

and C, I hate that Lindsey/Larry is back at it, avec gusto.

[Sally]

Isn't an accidental pour a spill? I think we are talking malicious here.

[Reads with Scotch]

her dad was not amused; but she is emo so she didn't care.

[Lisa]

I once, many years ago, poured a beer on an ex when I was somewhat drunk (he wasn't an ex at the time). Sometimes, when he really got on a roll with the vitriol, it took some creativity to shut him up...

[[deleted user]]

Lindsey, your sister and her friends got drunk and tortured you with your father present? Sounds like and interesting family dynamic to me! I wouldn't tell a lot of people at school, you may find social services knock, knock, knocking on your door!

[Sarah]

I hate when I get drunk and pour drinks all over myself.

[Reads with Scotch]

That can be embarrassing, unless you’re wearing a white t-shirt.

[Sarah]

I'm not that drunk and you're not that lucky, Nick.

[Reads with Scotch]

you never know. I can be vary lucky. In my dreams

[[deleted user]]

Too late...