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I hate that the Hulk (I mean The Abomination) has no genitals

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message 1: by smetchie (last edited Dec 31, 2009 06:50PM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Not the INCREDIBLE hulk, that secondary hulk in the movie with Edward Norton. The military guy who juices himself up on purpose? That hulk. When he's fighting the real Hulk in the streets of New York he's completely naked and there's just NOTHING there! What happened to his junk? Everything else got bigger. That's bullshit. Either make him wear some shredded jeans like the good Hulk or give him a giant cock.


message 2: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Yeah, well. He gets giant spikes sticking out of his back...


message 3: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Gretchen, that's one of the reasons coach always gave us why we shouldn't juice up; your wee wee shrivels up.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments seth!!!! my nigga!!!! i was about to bitch on qwhere the fucked where you!!! what's good son>?>


message 5: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments If you were really his nigga, you wouldn't have to ask what.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments happy new year mpother fuckerssssssssss! god bless brugal!


message 7: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Happy New Year!


message 8: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Well I DID KD. I needed to see it. He looked like a ridiculous bad guy without genitals. Terrible.


message 9: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Is he missing genitals in the comics too??


message 10: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Wearing pants does not = missing genitals.


message 11: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Really Seth? That's cool. I think they could have ended that movie better. I wanted him to have sex with her as the Hulk.

"HULK BANG!"


message 12: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Morelike "HULK TEAR IN HALF WITH WANG".


message 13: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments HAH!


message 14: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments He wasn't like that in the movie. He gently wiped away her tear with his big green finger. I'm not saying they could have intercourse in the traditional way.


message 15: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Thanks. smmmmmmooootch!!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Seth wrote: "No woman could have sex with the Hulk! Get a grip! He's too angry! He'd be like a big green otter--he'd bite her nose off!"

have you ever heard of angry sex??? man i could use some sex right now!!!! wo hooooooo! i think i juust dancedc some salsa! aqeomse i mean aweromse!!!!! wqohooooooooooo go beer!!! and brugal and beer and wine and cider and champage and wtf wait i see i bitch i'm out !


message 17: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Alfonso! Go get her!! Wooo HOOO beer!

Seth, VERY OLD picture.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments false alarm dude! iu banged that alreadyu too much drama! yo man! new year resolution! only enrw girls! i aint doing nothign i've done before!!!! unless it was really good (you know who you are ;) still! i'ma go after new things!


message 19: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Alfonso, I told you we're not doing it again so quit winking at me.


message 20: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I hope not, my friend.


message 21: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I do not. why?


message 22: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I can't remember. Do you have a quote from that one on your page? That could be why.

I just watched the cutest movie with Parker Posey. I love her.


message 23: by smetchie (last edited Dec 31, 2009 09:42PM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments She was? I only half-way watched that movie. I was hanging out at a friend's when it was on and we were chatting through most of it. We only stopped for the Ryan Reynolds parts. I don't think I love those blade movies.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Greatxhen booboo you lucky tyou ain't around... did I ever tolfd you petite girls dig me?


message 25: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments yeah all girls dig you Fonoso. I know.

Seth what did you think of Miss Silver Comes?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Shit I found a beda! I donr rhink I'm jome tho! Fucked it!


message 27: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Oh I love that dried up old prune too. I do. I would give her a big kiss on the face.


message 28: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Where? I can't find the cover!

I will tear that quiz UP.


message 29: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments No woman could have sex with the Hulk! Get a grip! He's too angry! He'd be like a big green otter--he'd bite her nose off!

That's not entirely true. What's-her-face the Oldstrong seemed to be none the worse for wear after intercourse with the Hulk, as far as we know, anyway. But of course, as her name implies, she had the oldstrength.

Okay, back to whatever the hell you were talking about.


message 30: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Oh yeah. cool cover.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments god! ewwwww i tried to eat cebiche!!! puaj! that metal taste!!! so far this month was pork, chicken wings, and cebiche so fucking digusting!!!! ewwwwwwwww that metal taste! seth i'm fire proof!!! this lighter can't burn me !!!!!


message 32: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments That is Planet Hulk stuff. That has to be my favorite Hulk storyline.


message 33: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I love the comic book discussion interspersed with Alfonso's drunken raving.


message 34: by David (new)

David Don't they call him the Abomination because he has a tiny weenie?


message 35: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments No I think because he has 2 toes and eats USDA approved excrement.


message 36: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Tom wrote: "I love the comic book discussion interspersed with Alfonso's drunken raving."

It's making me giggle.


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