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I hate when people ask me for directions…
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The Crimson Fucker
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Apr 13, 2008 06:57PM
Ok, I don’t think y’all know this but I get lost… A LOT! I don’t know where I'm stand like 60% of the time… I really really don’t play attention to my surroundings like they told me in school…. But for some reason I look like a person who knows where everything is at… or so it seems cuz people just keep asking me how to get somewhere… but today something new happened… this lady stop her car in front of me and yells: HEY YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE TRIBORO BRIDGE???? I’m like… umm I'm sorry? And she yells the question in the same rude manner!!! And I'm like I have no idea… and I smile at the bitch! And she responds: WHAT YOU LIVE AROUND HERE AND YOU DON’T KNOW THAT?(with the same attitude) I'm like wtf and she leaves after like 3 seconds when my brain finally comes back and start scream at me to scream something at her I go GET A FUCKING MAP!!! Then I walk away in shame and a little afraid… cuz… how did she knew that I live around the area??? Just cuz I was walking on the area don’t mean I live on the area I mean it was next to the mall and that got me thinking that maybe she is stalking me… anyway… I hate that… I hope she never find her way to the stupid bridge that her stupid car run out of gas in the middle of nowhere where big foot will find her and rape her and give her an ugly STD!!!
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It would be so much funnier if you'd given her random directions. "Yeah, um, go left at the light and take a right on Pike. Follow that about three blocks and turn left on 3rd Avenue. Just keep going till you see the bridge. You can't miss it."
Sarah, you don’t understand this lady caught me off track... she demanded directions from me that I didn’t have... and then on top of that called me stupid for no reason... I was so confused! it took my brain time to react... I’m really tired right now on my way home I was just thinking food and hot shower... but if I ever see her ugly face again...
That should be your automatic response any time someone asks for directions. Give them what they ask for.
Guahahahahah, I don’t think I can do that... as I said... I get lost a lot! And I ask for directions too, usually if I haven’t found my way in like 2 or 3 hours I start asking... I try a police officer or a mail person they always really nice and tell me what to do to get where I want to go =)
I can't help it, I go into Reference Librarian mode when I get asked for directions. Sometimes I even pull out a map. I hate it when I can't help.Now, panhandlers, on the other hand, I avoid like the plague. All my sympathy for them was worn out working in a city library, dealing with guys smuggling in beer, and spilling it, or passing out in an upholstered chair, and urinating in it because they were so drunk they didn't wake up.
Or doing drugs in the bathroom, sitting in a stall for hours before a patron informed the staff so we could call the police. Or jerking off with their hand in their pants while using an internet station, as kids walk by. Nice.
Returning to the original subject, the other day a panhandler tried to get my sympathy by saying "I'm really sick, could you..." And all I could think was, I don't want to catch your horrible disease, and I blurted out "Stay away from me!"
And then, I felt awful about it.
Thats what i said KD!! they should know that by now!!!! but they just keep asking!!!
How do I get from Deadhorse to Glenn Allen Alfonso? And make it snappy. I'm in a hurry.
Oh God damn, Never mind, I'll get there a year before you tell me to go screw myself.
I hate you Nick... I HATE YOU and it only took me 3 seconds ok! It was dark, I was tired, she was screaming at me! And she drove away really fast
Wait, Nick, I can look it up on MapQuest for you... Oh, well, you were probably just kidding, anyway.
Actually I really was kidding. There is only one road from here to Glenn Allen. South.
Nick, usually when I see I typo I shut the fuck up cuz well my spelling sux... but that "hear" part is a typo right??
message 16: by Nick (last edited 04/13/2008 11:32PM) 10 minutes ago ha! you can't fool me!
When someone on the street/forest asks me for directions in a rude way, I just ask them something right back. I refuse to have a coherent conversation with a complete ass.“HEY! Alaska mountain man!" Said tourist #1
"Hmm Me?" Said Alaska mountain man
"Where the hell am I, And how do I get to my colon!" Said Tourist #1
"Oh so you like to masturbate too? I know a great place to do it, just over the next hill there." Said Alaska Mountain man, pointing out over a flat ice field.
"Are you stupid or something? Just tell me how to get to my Colon." grumbled Tourist #1
Ummm... I'm done this is going nowhere fast.
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