This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I HATE DAVE!
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Hahaahaha, Gretchen. Dave used to humiliate me on my grammar slip ups too, he once made me cry. Not really. Or maybe so. Anyway, I think he's friendly now.
Boy, I really like seeing my name in thread titles. I'm famous.I actually did have a Star Wars lunch box when I was smug little third-grade prick. It was really cool.
Sally, are you testing me with that comma splice?
Boy I wish I had some witty biting comment right now because you know what? If I did? I'D SAY IT!
Gretchen, I will hate who you hate.Dave, screw you and the ugly-ass dog you rode up on!
Woof. I got that right on the 3rd try. But you know Dave, I have hard time hating you... especially after all those glasses, pyzas and such
Wait a sec! what’s wrong with my name???
Nothing. I like all of your names, Alfonso. I would never make fun of someone's name because I'm not a big smartypants bully like some other people around here.
Wait! He made fun of your name!!!? how???? When??? Gretchen is a great name!!! you should change it to Greatchen or something like that! That’d be cool!
Thanks Alfonso! You know that is the way it's pronounced when you say it in German.
Awesome! I’ll incorporate Greatchen from now on to my crazy fake German speeches!!!!
I never made fun of Alfonso's name. In fact, I think I'm the only one who calls him Alfonso instead of Fonz or Foozle or some variation thereof.
I wasn't saying you were. I was just saying I definitely wasn't either.
Ok, according to legend I’ve been called by nick names since I was born… I ain’t got no problem with any names y’all want to call me… is not an insult to me… my people use monikers just like Bunny said… so… just in case… cuz y’all sounding too serious for me right now..
I did get serious there for a moment, but it was only a moment of self doubt and paranoia on my part.
(wasn't there some thread where someone hated Dave but it wasn't our Dave? )
Well this time it IS our Dave. You suck Dave! I hate you and I hate your cute fucking school picture avatar! When you breeze in with the biting one-liners it makes me feel like I'm in third grade again and the nerdy, overly-smart kid is making fun of me but he's too witty for me and I have no come-back. Well guess what you smug little third-grade prick?!? I still got nothing! So I'm just going traditional: FUCK YOU AND YOUR STAR WARS LUNCH BOX! I hate you! Just because your parents blessed you with a ho hum boring name like Dave doesn't mean you should pick on people with more unfortunate names like "Alfonso" (or gretchen, whatever). Remember when I said I was glad you had a human avatar because I didn't like being dressed down by a dog? Well I take it back.