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I hate revelations II!
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The Crimson Fucker
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Oct 19, 2009 12:07PM
So there I am afraid to go home cuz there is a party going down in my house, and I already seen all the movies playing in the theater… and I don’t wanna expend no money on a bar or a restaurant… so I’m sitting at the Bell playing FF trying to defeat 1000 Shinra infantry men… when one grunt goes on break and decides to come to my table of misery and talk to me even tho I’m putting everything I have to not get killed by the Shinra’s hordes! And he stalk talking about video games and chicks we’ll never have… anyway him talking starts to mess with my game style… so I start commenting on how this mother fuckers starting to adapt to my strategy (adding a death spell to my sword and doing some sort of Iranian dance of death around big groups) and he responds by telling me about this game he once played where he could have sworn that the NPCs (he didn’t say that but I’m sure that if he knew better he would have) were showing signs of intelligence by not only adapting to his strategy (rush in like a maniac shooting like an idiot) and there I went off! Talking about Turok, Golden Eye and Halo explaining to him how IA works… so there I am spitting all this useless information on how we are sometimes tricked into thinking that the computer actually have some brains when is all smoke and mirrors… and there right there… it hit me! BANG! I’ma fucking die alone in a basement somewhere under a pile of old books and “classic” games! Dear god! So I started doing what I do best… cursing like a drunken sailor on a brother… and I made an oath!!! I shall not waste no more of my time alienating myself from the world! That’s it! No more obsessive compulsive gamming! No more reading!!!! No more going to the theater to hide from the world! No more reading random wiki articles! No more escapism of any kind!!!! And the grunt just look at me and told me “who are you kidding here… you know you wont stop” and he was right!!! I can’t stop!!!! OH GOD!!!! I at least hope that there are some cats on that basement… fuck! I hate revelations!!!
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Thanks for lying to me Bunny! I will make sure to send you nice Christmas cards with pictures of me and my cats every year!!!
Well, virtual friends count, don't they?
Sure, Gretchen why not! Still what you brought us from ermmm, wherever the hell was it that you went????
Revelations should be banned! Ignorance works so much better. But if I cannot have ignorance, denial works too. I lie to myself all the time and it works great. I even got myself to believe that I'm pretty, courageous and fair. Things you can do!!!
