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Things that don't deserve their reputation

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message 1: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments 1. Maglites - they're supposed to be tough and dependable. Granted, it's a great instrument for knocking people senseless, but in my experience, after just a few months you have to smack the damn things a few times just to get them to work (I was going to make a racial or sexist joke here, but that would be innapropriate), so I am done with Maglites. Unless I need to knock someone senseless.

2. Stewardesses - they're supposed to be sexy. Sorry, in the sixteen years I've been flying, I have never seen more than two that ranked better than a five out of ten (or was this the sexist remark?).

3. Entemann's - On tv and movies, you always hear how great their stuff is. I've tried some of it, and all I have to say is, give me Hostess any day. It's expensive and it's mediocre (except the coffe cake), so you Easterners can shove your Entemann's where the sun don't shine.

Okay, that's all I've got for now.


message 2: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Nicholas Cage


message 3: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Twitter - Who actually needs constant updating of people s thoughts and whereabouts?
Sliced Bread - Nothing better than a big loaf of fresh bread...I can slice it myself thanks.
Advertising - Does McDonald's REALLY need commercials? Are you going to drink Bud Light over Miller Lite because that commercial says they have better "drinkability"??


message 4: by Malbadeen (new)

Malbadeen I don't deserve my reputation for being cold. I'm nice, really. I feel bad every time I make people cry!

Also coke doesn't deserve it's reputation. There is lots of fuzzy teeth rotting yummy-ness out there.

And Spelling....It's not the end-all, be-all, coolest thing to be able to spell well.


message 5: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Beer

Football

Ferrari

Leather


message 6: by Kasia (new)

Kasia color pink - it's just another color, ok?! Don't hate on it, just because dumb blonds like it.


message 7: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Beer!?! How dare you.


message 8: by Kasia (last edited Nov 24, 2009 11:18AM) (new)

Kasia Wine too. Actually I'm loathing anything with alcohol in it lately.


message 9: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Uh oh. It's on now.


message 10: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Boisture I thought this thread was going to be a continuation of the Twilight fuss. Because talk about something that doesn't deserve its reputation.


message 11: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Notre Dame football

Black Friday sales (i mean, come on. most of the doorbuster sale prices are are about the same as they were last month... or will be in a week or two. it's not that great, anymore.)


Television. Pretty much all of it, except football and hockey broadcasts.


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

My mom, sister, aunt and cousins go Black Friday shopping every year and they always ask me. No way. NOWAY. I hate shopping in crowds. I especially hate parking lot troubles on crowded days. And I don't care about sales at all. I barely ever even look at a price tag. I'm terrible.


message 13: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments as Duncan Roy said on Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew "I'd rather go down on my Grandmother."


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

SICK!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Rusty wrote: "2. Stewardesses - they're supposed to be sexy. Sorry, in the sixteen years I've been flying, I have never seen more than two that ranked better than a five out of ten (or was this the sexist remark?)."



finally somebody agrees with me!! they look like trolls man!!!


message 16: by Not Bill (new)

Not Bill Manmade Global Warming as legitimate science. Never was. Looks like we finally got the proof that was always in the pudding. heh.


Reads with Scotch Surefire, Rusty, they are the cats ass, as far as flash lights go... but you wont be able to knock anyone senseless with one.

Over-rated:
Oprah
health food... so what if it is "good" for you... the horrid taste is enough to make you wish you were dead

And Kasia... I can't even speak to you right now.


message 18: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments health food... so what if it is "good" for you... the horrid taste is enough to make you wish you were dead

Precisely. If eating red meat as opposed to veggie burgers (sawdust) is going to knock fifteen years off my life, I don’t really give a $#!t. You can take them right now, if you like. I never planned on living forever.


message 19: by Kasia (new)

Kasia That's ok Nick, I know that you're dying to speak to me and you simply cannot. See, I've caught up on all the threads by now and I know how swollen your face must be from that broken tooth. The tooth that you would not let your friendly neighbourhood garage dentist fix for you, because... drugs are better (?). And so now with the head of the size of melon you can hardly blink and swallow, let alone talk. You should have that looked at BTW. And in the meantime I'll pretend to be devastated.


Reads with Scotch I actually went to the not dentist, dentist. I refused treatment, but demanded that he wrote a script for me. The pain was making me submittable to any number of horrors in his office/garage, but when I arrived the situation deteriorated further. Not only was his office in the garage, but it was the garage. There could have been a pile of boxes or a car parked next to me as the assclown attacked my mouth with a vigor. No Drugs are fine, I will wait until I am home. 13 more days, I have been in pain before, a few more days will suffice. Still my hopes were that his office just happened to be contained in his garage, not his garage being his office. After minutes of derogatory comments and mumbled threats he gave me a script and I was off.


message 21: by smetchie (last edited Nov 25, 2009 09:33PM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments What did you get??

Now back to the originally scheduled thread:
YOUR MOM does not deserve her reputation. I spent the night last night and she totally made me breakfast in the morning. I don't care what anyone says about her she's really sweet and gives a mean blow job.


message 22: by Kasia (new)

Kasia I ♥ Gretchen, she always sees the best in people.


Reads with Scotch Gretchen is a hermaphrodite? Well there you have it, learned something new today.


message 24: by Not Bill (new)

Not Bill There you go, makes life worth living. That, and watching Al Gore gain 20 lbs every week.

Dang Nick, Garage Dentist? Reminds me of that SNL skit: Carribean Gyno. :::shudders:::


Reads with Scotch fer realz!


message 26: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Yeah, Alaska is a scary place. Dentists, stuff like in 30 days of night... Remember that movie?


message 27: by Rusty (last edited Apr 27, 2011 08:19AM) (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments White Castle. Another east coast phenomenon proves to be a big disappointment. I've been hearing about White Castle since I was about eleven - I think the first mention I heard was in a Beastie Boys song. Anyway, I finally had a couple of their famous sliders. I've made better burgers already this Spring. I would liken the experience to finding a Playboy with 90's Shania Twain on the cover, but upon opening it, you discover a centerfold of an oiled Rhea Perlman luxuriating on a bear skin rug.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments white castle always lived to the reputation!!! been there 3 times! and every single one of them i got explosive diarrhea!


message 29: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Upon inspection, of course, the bear skin rug turns out to be a naked Danny Devito.


Reads with Scotch Everyone knows you must be under the influence of hard alcohol or drugs to enjoy White Castle. It is known.


message 31: by Monkey (new)

Monkey (reydemono) Naked Danny Devito -- over rated


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