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[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "I am powerless
I accept that
I am moving on
Brekker is no longer my last name
He will no longer be on my pfp
And my bio will no longer say "Married to Kaz Brekker""

what's your new pfp?

[[deleted user]]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORED IN MATH"

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU F..."

#TrilingualArabicEnglishAndSarcasmFluentInAll

[Aazra]

It's fine guys
The damage is done
The Pigeon Queen/Cloudy told me shut the f up

[[deleted user]]

Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I'LL LIVE A MANLESS LIFE
BECAUSE THE MAN THE I LIKE IS BEING TARGETTED"

THE MAN YOU
LIKE
????"

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "HONEY IT'S LOVE"

"

ANNA SAID IT FIRST 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[Aazra]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I am powerless
I accept that
I am moving on
Brekker is no longer my last name
He will no longer be on my pfp
And my bio will no longer say "Married to Kaz Brekker""

what's your new pfp?"

Her name is KIFAH and she's from we hunt the flame duology

[[deleted user]]

Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORED IN MATH"

I AM..."

#iamasadpersonwhoonlyspeaksthehumanlanguageenglishandthequeenlanguagesarcasm

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "It's fine guys
The damage is done
The Pigeon Queen/Cloudy told me shut the f up"

she what?

[[deleted user]]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORE..."

#SisYouBetterBeGladCauseArabicIsHardAsfLikeYouCantEvenImagine

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I am powerless
I accept that
I am moving on
Brekker is no longer my last name
He will no longer be on my pfp
And my bio will no longer say "Married to Kaz Brekker""
..."

Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I am powerless
I accept that
I am moving on
Brekker is no longer my last name
He will no longer be on my pfp
And my bio will no longer say "Married to Kaz Brekker""
..."

I'M BUDDY READING THAT IN THE NEVER-ENDING TBR GROUP RIGHT NOW HOW IS IT

[Mrunal]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORE..."

😂😂😂😂

[[deleted user]]

Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE..."

#technicallyiamalsofluentintheaustralianversionofengllishwhichincludesthewordmatealot

[[deleted user]]

Joan wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I am powerless
I accept that
I am moving on
Brekker is no longer my last name
He will no longer be on my pfp
And my bio will no longer say "Married to ..."

i think so

[[deleted user]]

Joan wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBB..."

very sensible of you

[Aazra]

Joan- yup it's enemies to lovers

Sophie- it was a 5 star read for me

[Aazra]

I totally recommend

[[deleted user]]

Joan wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Joan wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I am powerless
I accept that
I am moving on
Brekker is no longer my last name
He will no longer be on my pfp
And my bio ..."

welcome to the club

[[deleted user]]

my skin HATES me today

[[deleted user]]

and yesterday and the day before that and all week and probably tomorrow as well

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "Joan- yup it's enemies to lovers

Sophie- it was a 5 star read for me"

ooooooh really
you're getting me really hyped

[Aazra]

My skins hate for me started the day I was born on

I have eczema

[[deleted user]]

oh that's the worst :(
i've had it before but it's not bad anymore

[Aazra]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "Joan- yup it's enemies to lovers

Sophie- it was a 5 star read for me"

ooooooh really
you're getting me really hyped"

I think you should keep it low. I liked Nasir so damn much but my bestie married him
So no Nasir for me

[[deleted user]]

one of my friends was complaining to me about her skin and she literally has zero pimples like girl 😡

[Aazra]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "oh that's the worst :(
i've had it before but it's not bad anymore"

Mine has never stayed low
If you see me outside, you'll see me itching my legs or my arms

[Aazra]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "one of my friends was complaining to me about her skin and she literally has zero pimples like girl 😡"

Yea some people don't understand the pain

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "Joan- yup it's enemies to lovers

Sophie- it was a 5 star read for me"

ooooooh really
you're getting me really hyped"

I think you should keep it low. I liked Nasir..."

damn all the boys being snatched up like

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "oh that's the worst :(
i've had it before but it's not bad anymore"

Mine has never stayed low
If you see me outside, you'll see me itching my legs or my arms"

ouchie :((
my cousin has really really bad eczema and has to have cold bandages a lot

[[deleted user]]

Joan wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "one of my friends was complaining to me about her skin and she literally has zero pimples like girl 😡"

I don't have either😬"

GIRLY I'M SO JEALOUS

[Aazra]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "Joan- yup it's enemies to lovers

Sophie- it was a 5 star read for me"

ooooooh really
you're getting me really hyped"

I think you should keep it low...."

Ikr! I have no one now
And if it means I have to fight for my right to love a fictional character, I don't know what this community has turned into

[Aazra]

Joan wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "one of my friends was complaining to me about her skin and she literally has zero pimples like girl 😡"

Yea some people don't understand the pain"

I'm some of that ..."

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE FRUSTRATION OF WAKING UP AND SEEING A RED FRIEND ON YOUR FACE

[[deleted user]]

Joan wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "one of my friends was complaining to me about her skin and she literally has zero pimples like girl 😡"

Yea some people don't understand the pain"

I'm some of that ..."

you always want what you don't have
but seriously you do not want pimples
enjoy your perfect skin and let me be jealous in peace

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "Joan- yup it's enemies to lovers

Sophie- it was a 5 star read for me"

ooooooh really
you're getting me really hyped"

I think you s..."

it's a disappointment

[[deleted user]]

i'm going to go have a shower and wash of my face mask i'll be back in a few minutes <3

[[deleted user]]

My skin ain’t perfect (I have a few scars on my face ((none are really noticeable until you’re looking for them)), I thank my siblings for that), but I don’t have pimples yet

[[deleted user]]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "i'm going to go have a shower and wash of my face mask i'll be back in a few minutes <3"

See ya

[[deleted user]]

Queenie wrote: "My skin ain’t perfect (I have a few scars on my face ((none are really noticeable until you’re looking for them)), I thank my siblings for that), but I don’t have pimples yet"

ENJOY. IT.
no one's skin is perfect, unless it's been surgically enhanced or something.

[[deleted user]]

that is like the quickest shower i have ever taken
i am praying to the skin gods that the face mask i used will get rid of my pimples

[[deleted user]]

Wow that was fast

[[deleted user]]

i know!

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "Joan wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "one of my friends was complaining to me about her skin and she literally has zero pimples like girl 😡"

Yea some people don't understand the pain"

I'm ..."

IT RYHMES OML

[[deleted user]]

nookie name change!!

[[deleted user]]

which also rhymes but ignore that it was unintentional and if you focus on the rhyme too much it sounds like a nursery rhyme which is something i am not going for

[Aazra]

I'll give you all of mine

[B]

hello again.

[[deleted user]]

@edna my parents renovated the bathrooms a few years ago and we got rid of the bathtub so i can’t take baths anymore
i never did but i miss it now

[[deleted user]]

i wanna have a spa day or smth

[[deleted user]]

@joan i’ve never had ACNE before but i have pimples for SURE. you can take mine

[[deleted user]]

the title is made for me

[B]

gr is so dead

[[deleted user]]

NAVYA WELCOME TO THE SARCASM CULT