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[[deleted user]]

it didn't work the memes lied

[Aazra]

Shsikdndmsmsmsmsm

[Aazra]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "I SWEAR YOU'RE RUINING ALL MY RECOMMENDATIONS ON YT"

EVERYTHING IS COMING ALONG"

IS THIS YOUR EVIL PLAN"

YES TIS MY PLAN

[stu]

HAI

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "I SWEAR YOU'RE RUINING ALL MY RECOMMENDATIONS ON YT"

EVERYTHING IS COMING ALONG"

IS THIS YOUR EVIL PLAN"

YES TIS MY PLAN"

AAZRA YOU EVIL MASTERMIND

[[deleted user]]

BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE

[Aazra]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "I SWEAR YOU'RE RUINING ALL MY RECOMMENDATIONS ON YT"

EVERYTHING IS COMING ALONG"

IS THIS YOUR EVIL PLAN"

YES TIS MY PLAN"

AAZRA Y..."

WHAT CAN I SAY, I MARRIED KAZ BREKKER

[stu]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORED IN MATH

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "I SWEAR YOU'RE RUINING ALL MY RECOMMENDATIONS ON YT"

EVERYTHING IS COMING ALONG"

IS THIS YOUR EVIL PLAN"

YES TIS..."

YES IN A CEREMONY WITHOUT ME

[[deleted user]]

I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT
YOU BETTER HAVE ANOTHER CEREMONY TO RENEW YOUR VOWS AND INVITE ME

[[deleted user]]

BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORED IN MATH"

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO BE BORED IN MATHS
WHENEVER I AM IN MATHS MY BRAIN JUST COMBUSTS AND REFUSES TO WORK AND I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO BE BORED AT IT

[[deleted user]]

Joan wrote: "U divorced him-"

AAZRA YOU DIVORCED KAZ SINCE WHEN??????!!!!!!!!!
HOW COME I NEVER KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE???

[Aazra]

I DIVORCED HIM CAUSE EVERYONE IS TARGETTING HIM

[Aazra]

AND I WAS POWERLESS

[Aazra]

AN EVIL QUEEN AND HER MINION, HALEEMA, IS TRYNA TAKE KAZ AWAT

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "I DIVORCED HIM CAUSE EVERYONE IS TARGETTING HIM"

WHEN DID YOU DIVORCE HIM AND HOW COME I AM JUST LEARNING OF THIS

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "AN EVIL QUEEN AND HER MINION, HALEEMA, IS TRYNA TAKE KAZ AWAT"

THE BLASPHEMY-
THE AUDACITY-

[Aazra]

YESTERDAY

[Aazra]

HE WAS BEING TARGETTED

[[deleted user]]

haleema if you're reading this love you don't pay attention <3

[Aazra]

I DON'T HAVE MYCH PEOPLE VOUCHING FOR ME DARLING

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "I DIVORCED HIM CAUSE EVERYONE IS TARGETTING HIM"

Aazra wrote: "AND I WAS POWERLESS"

Aazra wrote: "AN EVIL QUEEN AND HER MINION, HALEEMA, IS TRYNA TAKE KAZ AWAT"

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "HE WAS BEING TARGETTED"

HE WAS BEING TARGETED FOR ANOTHER MARRIAGE?

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "I DON'T HAVE MYCH PEOPLE VOUCHING FOR ME DARLING"

*scoffs* as one of the people vouching for you, I am insulted

[Aazra]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "HE WAS BEING TARGETTED"

HE WAS BEING TARGETED FOR ANOTHER MARRIAGE?"

Yes😕

[[deleted user]]

i wanna go do a face mask after babysitting for three hours my skin deserves something nice to make up for the physical and emotional exhaustion

[stu]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORED IN MATH"

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO BE BORED IN MATHS
WHENEVER I AM IN MATHS MY BRAIN JUS..."

nEVER thought anyone would say that
thank u i guess

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "I DON'T HAVE MYCH PEOPLE VOUCHING FOR ME DARLING"

I'M ON YOUR SIDE ALWAYS LOVE

[[deleted user]]

Queenie wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I DON'T HAVE MYCH PEOPLE VOUCHING FOR ME DARLING"

*scoffs* as one of the people vouching for you, I am insulted"

she said it first queen

[[deleted user]]

Queenie wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I DIVORCED HIM CAUSE EVERYONE IS TARGETTING HIM"

Aazra wrote: "AND I WAS POWERLESS"

Aazra wrote: "AN EVIL QUEEN AND HER MINION, HALEEMA, IS TRYNA TAKE KAZ AWAT"

☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️"

FAN THE STEAM GIRL

[Aazra]

Queenie wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I DON'T HAVE MYCH PEOPLE VOUCHING FOR ME DARLING"

*scoffs* as one of the people vouching for you, I am insulted"

😔I am still very much powerless when the queen attacks at 3:00am

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "HE WAS BEING TARGETTED"

HE WAS BEING TARGETED FOR ANOTHER MARRIAGE?"

Yes😕"

was he CHEATING ON YOU???

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "Queenie wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I DON'T HAVE MYCH PEOPLE VOUCHING FOR ME DARLING"

*scoffs* as one of the people vouching for you, I am insulted"

😔I am still very much powerless when the queen attac..."

I shall protecc

[[deleted user]]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I DIVORCED HIM CAUSE EVERYONE IS TARGETTING HIM"

Aazra wrote: "AND I WAS POWERLESS"

Aazra wrote: "AN EVIL QUEEN AND HER MINION, HALEEMA, IS TRYNA TAKE KAZ AWAT"

☕️☕..."

Yes fan me I’m too hot

[[deleted user]]

BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORED IN MATH"

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO BE BORED IN MATHS
WHENEVER I AM IN ..."

i'm working on my positivity
my best friend would be proud (she says i am so saracastic that she can barely tell when i'm being sincere anymore)

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "Queenie wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I DON'T HAVE MYCH PEOPLE VOUCHING FOR ME DARLING"

*scoffs* as one of the people vouching for you, I am insulted"

😔I am still very much powerless when the queen attac..."

girly you need to sleep

[Aazra]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "HE WAS BEING TARGETTED"

HE WAS BEING TARGETED FOR ANOTHER MARRIAGE?"

Yes😕"

was he CHEATING ON YOU???"

NO THEY WERE TRYNA TAKE HIM AWAY

THEY WERE CLAWING AT OUR FACES SO I LEF THEM TAKE KAZ AWAY

I DIDN'T WANT HIM TO HAVE CLAW MARKS ALL OVER HIM

[[deleted user]]

Queenie wrote: "Aazra wrote: "Queenie wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I DON'T HAVE MYCH PEOPLE VOUCHING FOR ME DARLING"

*scoffs* as one of the people vouching for you, I am insulted"

😔I am still very much powerless when t..."

we shall honour and protect
*sheathes sword*

[[deleted user]]

Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Queenie wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I DIVORCED HIM CAUSE EVERYONE IS TARGETTING HIM"

Aazra wrote: "AND I WAS POWERLESS"

Aazra wrote: "AN EVIL QUEEN AND HER MINION, HALEEMA, IS TRYNA T..."

THAT'S RIGHT GIRL

[Aazra]

I'LL LIVE A MANLESS LIFE
BECAUSE THE MAN THE I LIKE IS BEING TARGETTED

[[deleted user]]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORED IN MATH"

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO BE BORED IN MATHS..."

Lol same

#SarcasmIsMyFirstLanguage

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "HE WAS BEING TARGETTED"

HE WAS BEING TARGETED FOR ANOTHER MARRIAGE?"

Yes😕"

was he CHEATING ON YOU???"

NO THEY WERE TRYNA TAKE HIM..."

YOU SACRIFICED YOUR HUSBAND FOR HIS SAKE??
YOU'RE SO SELFLESS LOVE

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "I'LL LIVE A MANLESS LIFE
BECAUSE THE MAN THE I LIKE IS BEING TARGETTED"

The trick is to crush on the underrated

That’s why I dropped Levi as a husbando within two weeks

[[deleted user]]

Aazra wrote: "I'LL LIVE A MANLESS LIFE
BECAUSE THE MAN THE I LIKE IS BEING TARGETTED"

THE MAN YOU LIKE ????

[[deleted user]]

HONEY IT'S LOVE

[stu]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORED IN MATH"

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO BE BORED IN MATHS..."

thants goodss i think

[[deleted user]]

Queenie wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORED IN MATH"

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO..."

#bilingualinenglishandsarcasm

[[deleted user]]

BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "sophie ☼☽ wrote: "BLOBBIEEE wrote: "HAI"

HULLO BLOBBIEEE"

HELLOO
I'M BORED IN MATH"

I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO..."

thank you <33

[Aazra]

I am powerless
I accept that
I am moving on
Brekker is no longer my last name
He will no longer be on my pfp
And my bio will no longer say "Married to Kaz Brekker"

[[deleted user]]

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "Aazra wrote: "I'LL LIVE A MANLESS LIFE
BECAUSE THE MAN THE I LIKE IS BEING TARGETTED"

THE MAN YOU
LIKE
????"

sophie ☼☽ wrote: "HONEY IT'S LOVE"