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Swear like you mean it.
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Sep 28, 2009 05:00PM
I tend not to swear much-- not because i have any problem with profanity, but because overuse dilutes its power (when the guy who never swears calls you a sister-raping hillbilly pig fucker, he's probably annoyed). Profanity seems to be losing something lately, though. It's more frequent, more common, and less shocking when you hear it. It seems to me that we need some new swears, before "shit" and "fuck" go the way of "zounds." I open the floor to suggestions-- either creative ways to use existing profanity, or all new swear words (they'd have to be obviously offensive out the gate, though, otherwise they'll never catch on.
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Cock breath is one of my favorites =)
I dunno...Snatch Zapper sounds like a hair removal product, or maybe a personal protection device.
snatch zapper is too cute. I don't know Tom. I like the classics, myself.
Wow, Kaput. Kumquat is normally a cute word but you make it sound really dirty. Nice job.
The other day I called someone a "pickle puss" and I know it's not supposed to be dirty but when I said I was really embarassed because it sounded horrible!
Who did you call a pickle puss?
I remember when I told my aunt to "stick it and lick it" because I heard someone say it on the bus and didn't realize it was bad. That was bad.
I remember when I told my aunt to "stick it and lick it" because I heard someone say it on the bus and didn't realize it was bad. That was bad.
I told Henry to not be such a pickle puss in front of Shane's grandparents. I was trying to keep it clean but as soon as I said it, in my head I was thinking "what the heck is that even supposed to mean?! That sounds really bad".
Your "puss" is your face (in some circles) and a "pickle puss" is someone who is scrunching up their face like they just bit a bitter pickle. You used it right. Grandpa Chicken probably knows that expression. It seems like something he would say. :)
Grandpa Chicken makes me think of Grandpa Chook from Power of One. I think I'll check that book for interesting swears. The South Africans probably have some good ones.
Douche Bag is making a come back I think!
Yes it is. Shortened to just douche I think but meaning unchanged.My friend and I stopped by an open house on Sunday. Big lovely home neither of us could afford, just being nosey. The current occupant was FOR CERTAIN a douche. His basement had a Jager machine at the bar and one wall had charcoal renderings of the cast of Goodfellas, the cast of The Sopranos, and then a same-size photo of the douche and his buddies posing in the same way. gag.
fuckwit!asstard!
you fucking fuck!
fuckhead!
ratbastard!
shit infested fuckhole!
I'll kill you 'til you die!
...and this is just while I'm driving.
I think everyone is missing the big kahuna...Cock sucker, or on rare occasions where a simple cock sucker is inadequate: filthy cock sucker.
Is there anything more defiling? sucking cock must be a low, but to suck a filthy smegma cock that has to be the bee's knees the cats ass of bad. Just my opinion.
**kneels and bows repeatedly**Why can't I swear like that?! Somebody teach me.
rank amateurs, all. C'mon! Everything mentioned so far was dealt with elementary school. Get creative... let loose! Get nasty!synthefuck
assweasel
cuntard
goatfucker
cheese-dick
scrot licking finch-fucker
chode face
... that's right I said it. "scrot licking finch-fucker" That's 2 degress past "tea bagger" Don't even get me going on Chicago Hotplate.
Or perhaps even better (worse?) Cumsquat!
I saw Seth use this one yesterday: "Dingwad!"
"DAMNATIONS!"That sounds like you really mean it and you might have a touch of the crazy.
when my phone texting is on the auto thingy where it tries to figure out what you're saying it always goes to damnations! when I want to say damn. makes me giggle every time.
I have been partial to fuck-tard these last few days... shut up it grows on you.
What did you do that for fuck-tard?That fuck-tard is an obvious failed abortion.
What fuck-tard did that!?
Yeah I belittle my minions as much as possible.
Doesn't anyone just say cunt anymore? I love using the word cunt, but I don't want to overuse it. With the hard C at the beginning and the hard T at the end, and the fact that it's one short syllable, it's pretty much the perfect thing to call someone. Cunt!
I stopped useing it, because I was always called a sexist asshole... Now I use "You fucked vage!"
I think it was Kevin Nealon on Weeds who called another character a Cock-juggling Thunder-Cunt. I kinda like that.
It lacks flow for the work place but I think I could swing it in a social setting.
Thunder-cunt! I think we've settled on a leader at this point. Love it!Right up there with "fuck-ass!" Donny Darko would be so proud.
