This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I HATE YOU PRIEST! I hate caring what people think
Maybe he wants you pregnant. You know how priests are... with the celibacy and all.
He's married. He's a Greek Orthodox Priest.
YIKES! What a faux pax of the very worst kind! It was most certainly the empire waist, Gretchen. Trust me, men see that and automatically assume it's maternity.
I don't know what an "empire waist" is, so I am just going to assume you have been pregnant for the last 6 months. I am kind of upset that you didn't tell anyone here... must have slipped your mind.
Should we suggest names for the mystery baby?
DaisyDirk
Daniele
All 'D's for dumb idea. I suppose Gretchen is fast at work on Fooz's internet stabby thingy.
AgataAmalie
Brigitte
Dietricha: I actually knew a Dieticha, sad girl once she went to school I'm sure.
just names; I thought we were naming names... I am indifferent to what people call their uterus parasites.
Ah, the names were good, or they could just leave it at "uterus parasites" - has a nice ring to it.
Harry wrote: "You know he was hoping it was a boy."HARRY! that made me laugh a lot.
Empire Waist:
6 months pregnant:
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Nick, now you know.
#1: fuck you for implying i'm pregnant.
#2: i hope this picture of the uterus parasite makes you vomit in your own lap. really.
#1: She's got to be several months pregnant. If not I'd be willing to help.
Uterus parasite is ok, as far as it goes, but i much prefer the term crotchfruit.
What? what did i do? I wasn't suggesting that you were bearing low-hanging crotchfruit. I was simply expressing a preference for that term over uterus parasite.
Sorry. I am quick on the "fuck you" right now having recently been mistaken for PREGNANT when I'm NOT PREGNANT.
Gretchen, I am totally with you there. I have been asked by bitches with bigger bellies than me if I was pregnant! It took everything for me to NOT scratch out their eyes!
Now, granted, I have two kids, so my tummy is not as tight as it used to be, but it is not a BABY HOLDING BELLY!!!
I dont tend to get too many men to ask that tho. They seem to know better!
And, yes, I have to agree, the empire waist seems to prompt these statements, even tho I LOVE empires, as they really enhance my chest :)
Are you incredibly quick witted on your feet? Those are quite humorous!
I actually did use the tumor once. But I actually was pregnant at the time. I was at a party drinking a beer and some guy I didn't even know told me I shouldn't be drinking while I was pregnant. I told him I wasn't pregnant it was a tumor. Of course he knew I was kidding so it didn't really make me feel better. I wish I would have said. "how about I fist-fuck your face?"
(am i using that correctly, Nick?)
(Look around suspiciously) "I wasn't when I came IN here." thats great. now i kind of want someone to ask me. and i do have the empire waist dresses....
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "AgataAmalie
Brigitte
Dietricha: I actually knew a Dieticha, sad girl once she went to school I'm sure.
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Nick these names are so weird. Where were you getting these? Do you know people with these names? (other than Dieticha, which I don't even know how to say?)
If I was a boy my parents were going to name me Dieter. Either that or Wolfgang. jeez.
My parents wanted to name all the kids with "R" names, so I came this close to being "Rocky". Not that Rusty is so great, but thanks mom, for reeling dad in on that one.
Hey it was my DAD with the big ideas too. He thought Wolfgang would be so cool because the girls could call me "Wolf". Oh boy.Do your siblings have R names? Do your parents too? We had a some family friends like that with all S names. I really like the name Rusty by the way. I wondered if it was a nickname or your real name.
Instead they named you Gretchen. Dodged a bullet there.
Hi Dave. eat me.Gretchen is about a billion times better than WOLFGANG.
You've known me longer, Donna, but apparently Gretchen knows me better. :)
My mom wanted to name me Summer Dawn, which is a perfectly terrible 70s name. My dad wanted Sarah.
sounds like your mom wanted a stripper. mine wanted to name me mary jane or betty sue or something atrociously hokey. now i am karen. but i did get saddled with tiffany for a middle name. awesome.
Karen! Your middle name is Tiffany!!! So 80s. I've never heard of anyone having that middle name.
glad to oblige. its so girly. and i am so ungirly. when i was little, it was a cause for shame, but now i fully embrace it. and i did actually go to a tiffany concert when i was little. always did have a thing for the redheads...
I did too! It was my first concert if you don't count county fairs and stuff. 14th row center. I still have her greatest hits on my ipod.
Wanna make something of it, somebody?! You and what army.
Wanna make something of it, somebody?! You and what army.
mine too!! i dont remember what row, but it was really close, too! ah, the memories...i wonder if i still have my concert program...
The concert program was so beautiful--with those glossy 8x10s of her looking awesome.
I feel so close to you right now.
I feel so close to you right now.
she wore a lot of denim in that program. and the backdrops were very very pink. if you ever come back to ny, or if i ever leave my house, we have to go sing us some tiffany. not even at a karaoke place. just... around.
My birth parents wanted to name me Gil, which is Hebrew for joy. Instead they put me up for adoption and my adoptive parents had the good sense to name me David.
Karen, if I ever go back to New York, I PROMISE we will hang out. I am already singing, "Danny."
Dave, you just don't seem like a Gil. Who does, though?
yay! i will have to brush up on my lyrics first. bring a jean jacket, and we will go to the queens mall and entertain the masses...
Wolfy, Yes, all my siblings and my dad have "R" names. And my dad thinks it's funny to call mom "Rupert", so she fits in. Yes, dad is a clever one.
so you finally got that nickname thing worked out, huh? I'm really really REALLY fucking generous, aren't I?
But Wolfgang is a guy's name. It would do just fine if you were a blond Austrian guy... But then maybe you are, maybe you've been feeding us fake pictures all this time. That would be wicked, but hey! I'm all in for conspiracy theories. BTW Dave, over here Gil is a type of bird:
A cute one at that.
I've just remembered (sorry Dave I'm going to ruin the previous post for you): gil in Polish is also informal for: mucus. No visuals this time.
I wonder if Montambo wants to revise her statement in message 49.
I was at a memorial service yesterday and the priest asked me "So when are you due?"
me: "what?"
him: "When are you due? December?"
me: "WHAT?!"
--long awkward pause where everyone at the table turns to look at him and his face turns red.
him: "I say, where do you live?"
nice save right? WRONG! Everyone knows what you said, fucker. You not only had me pregnant but 6 MONTHS along you prick. Is it ok for me to say that priest is a dumbass? Well I don't care! HE'S A DUMBASS! For those of you men who don't know: DO NOT EVER ask a woman that question! I've heard it somewhere that it's only acceptable to ask if you see a baby coming out of her vagina. But I say, you're a dumbass to ask then too because the answer is obvious and you're even more likely to get your head bitten off.
So I know I don't look pregnant. I know I don't. But now that stupid fucker has me checking in the mirror every time I go by. Maybe I do look pregnant! why did he say that. It was the fuckall empire waist dress I was wearing. I just know it. I hope that dress isn't forever ruined for me because it was super comfy and cute and I got a great deal on it. Asshole.