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I HATE YOU PRIEST! I hate caring what people think
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Sep 21, 2009 12:50PM
Nope. You still don't seem like a Gil.
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I used to know a Gil. He was smart, funny, kind, and cute but a big mess. He seemed like a Gil.
The only Gil I know is Bob's fish on What About Bob.
What's up Karen? You still wanna talk about the fuckwit priest who insulted me?
The only Gil that comes to mind is Gil Gerard.
i do - i hate that priest! but ive also enjoyed other elements of this thread. i just want to make sure you have vented it all out of your system and are at ease, emotionally.
well, I'm not. I'm constantly aware of my stomach now. It sucks. But thanks for caring.I do have a recent update about just how much of a fucking a-hole that priest really is. After a memorial service he walked over to the widow and said: "Hi it's great to see you. Where is your husband today? You usually come to church together." Um yeah. He's dead dumbass. You just did his 40-day blessing. What a retard. He should maybe give it up.
wow. is he high?? that is just sickly hilarious. i dont think you should worry about a priests perception of the female body. especially this priest - he sounds like an oblivious dick.
What did she SAY to him?! Didn't he feel like a complete ass when he realized he'd just done his blessing? Good grief.
Is he too old, perhaps? SLipping into the comfortable awkwardness of senility? yes? Oh nurse ---!! I think we found Mr.Smith. He is posing as a priest at the local church, and upsetting all the parishners.... Oh Nurse!
Query - what's a 40-Day Blessing?Okay, now is the time on the show when I tell the women what's wrong with them (and thank the heavens that Fonoso hasn't made any progress on that internet shank).
Okay, you take the average woman. During the course of the day, five men hit on her - ask for her number, tell her she's hot, give her ass an appreciative pat, you know, standard stuff. So then, the same day some joker who obviously isn't playing with a full deck tells her he doesn't like her hair-cut. This average woman then fixates on the one negative comment, and comes up with a dozen different things to do with her hair. Why is this?
I say focus on the positive, ladies. The next time some moron bumps into you, and says, "Oh, excuse me sir" think of something complimentary. Like the countless times Fonoso has solicited nude pictures of you. Okay, that's kind of creepy, but it's also kind of complimentary. That may not be the best example, but you get my drift.
Just another helpful tip from Rusty.
Rusty,1) apparently in the Greek Orthodox religion they believe the spirit doesn't ascend to heaven for 40 days or something. So they do some blessing just before the 40 days. (my friend smokes a lot of weed and doesn't go to church much so my information is sketchy at best.) You also have to eat some god forsaken "cake" that is really dry little dough balls and golden raisins in a little plastic cup and if you don't eat it I think something real real bad will happen.
2) fuck you. i know what you're saying there. you're being all "rusty" about it but what you mean is "wah wah wah! quit your bitching. chicks are so sensitive about their looks!" Suck it, you.... you....MAN! I hate those kind of chicks too ok? but to be honest, we can't help it. It's hardwired in our brains to be like this. I KNOW I don't look pregnant. I get it, logically. I can't explain why that comment caused me to fixate. I'm not quite right in the head ok? OK?!?!
However, I will have you know that I NEVER get hit on on or told I'm hot and I don't think that's standard stuff for girls. Also, that bullshit isn't a compliment. appreciative pat on the ass MY ASS! I'd like to see some motherfucker try it!!!!
Also, that bullshit isn't a compliment. appreciative pat on the ass MY ASS!Wow, our workplaces are very different.
Seriously though, a guy at work called a woman "bulky" yesterday. For some reason he still can't see why she didn't appreciate it. It's funny how people can be born in the same country, speak the same language, have similar backgrounds, yet their lexicons don't quite match up.
Gretchen, I'm screwing with you. Goodnight, and remember; I hate you.
Bulky, oh my. Maybe he thinks he found a nicer way to say fat so she shouldn't be upset. Rusty, thanks for explaining the joke to me. It's funnier when you explain it. I hate you too, of course. As always.
Do you think the title of this thread is prompting the following ad to show up?http://www.cph.org/cphstore/pages/res...
I don't understand why I'm getting so many religious ads lately!
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So glad I've blocked all the ads. (I refuse to feel guilty, it's not like GR is making any money of me anyways, I never click on the ads. They never apply to me.)Maybe they are trying to convert you Gretchen?
I'm already Catholic* and they won't let me be a priest. *you know, as much as I can be and still be a thinking, reasoning human being.
Gretchen wrote: "I'm already Catholic* and they won't let me be a priest."Bastards.
