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The Crimson Fucker
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Sep 10, 2009 09:13AM
Boooo! Seth, last night I’m playing this corny game right… and the main character is the pseudo-goth, pseudo-italian, pseudo-ganster dude right… mad stupid but kind of funny it is called The Darkness, anyway during the whole game you get this cuts with the main character in a dark room doing some crappy monologues right? And he got all this crappy Italian thing going on with the talking with the hands mannerism shit… is fucking annoying! A Goth Italian gangster demon slayer thing… give me a break! Well the thing is that during one of his little annoying monologues he talks about his girlfriend and he talking about how he don’t wanna tell her that now he posses the power of darkness and all that shit cuz he cares for her so much that he don’t wanna show her his bad side… and he ask one if one ever had that… and I’m fuck!!! I do! Last night I promised somebody that I wasn’t gonna play the asshole no more…. And right now I’m dying to say something in the lines I love it when you go to the dentist and it’s a chick and she put her boobs on your cheek! FUCK!!!! Man! I need to stop promising stuff to people!!!
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Member are you sure that's the name of a place? I thought "sedation dentistry" was where they put you in twilight while they do your dental work. My dentist keeps trying to sell me on it. He says I won't even remember being in the chair. Apparently you're not out cold, just super relaxed, and then afterwards you might not remember anything. Sounds wonderful. And expensive.
I would gladly pay... dentistry must be the most masochistic practice in the modern world.
Well look it up, Nick! They've got signs up all over the place here! They finally figured out there was an untapped market of people who hate the dentist walking around with thousands of dollars in their mouths. You can get all your dental work done at once! They say you can have hours of work done and you won't remember it or you'll feel like it only took a couple of minutes.
Sedation dentistry... I am on it.
Fuckers! Shit! Fuck! There are no sedation/anxiety dentists in Fairbanks. Going to Anchorage is just as painful as going to my current dentist... both remind me of William Wallis on the rack in Braveheart.
Member are you sure that's the name of a place?
Okay, apparently I wasn't paying enough attention to those commercials. You are correct, Gretshen. (Sits in the corner facing the wall)
Okay, apparently I wasn't paying enough attention to those commercials. You are correct, Gretshen. (Sits in the corner facing the wall)
Do you live in Virginia? Because they are ALL OVER the place here. They have those little signs in the median and everything. "Hey! FREAK AND PHOBICS! Turn right here. We'll knock you out and take your money!"
I wish I lived in Virigina. I live in the DC area (it's a little different when someone knocks you out and takes your money, here), so I hear those ads on the radio all the time.
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Fuckers! Shit! Fuck! There are no sedation/anxiety dentists in Fairbanks. Going to Anchorage is just as painful as going to my current dentist... both remind me of William Wallis on the rack in Bra..."
I can't believe you can sit on dead bodies to eat lunch but are turned off by the dentist?! Boys are weird.
I can't believe you can sit on dead bodies to eat lunch but are turned off by the dentist?! Boys are weird.
I can't believe you can sit on dead bodies to eat lunch but.....
Things are so different in Alaska. Here we just sit on chairs during lunch.
Things are so different in Alaska. Here we just sit on chairs during lunch.
dead things don't hang upside-down in your personal space and breathe heavily. They don't force you to recline on a torture chair, exposing your vulnerable parts.Bunny, even just reading "prod my gums with metal instruments" makes me cringe.
Montambo wrote: "Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Fuckers! Shit! Fuck! There are no sedation/anxiety dentists in Fairbanks. Going to Anchorage is just as painful as going to my current dentist... both remind me of Wi..."It is not a turn off Montambo... in fact there is nothing sexual about it. It sucks and in not in any way good.
Deleted Member wrote: "I can't believe you can sit on dead bodies to eat lunch but.....
Things are so different in Alaska. Here we just sit on chairs during lunch."
normally I would agree with you, but at the time there was no such convince available... there was a pile of rubble but the squishy bloated body of a dead terrorist seemed the more comfortable of the two.
oh where was I sitting on a bloated corpse feasting on a meal fit for the finest restaurant,only slightly aged at 11 years? Iraq.
I think I'd prefer the pile of rubble.
Gotta say, that's a little disappointing, Gretchen.
Gretchen wrote: "I think I'd prefer the pile of rubble."It is understandable; I guess if you have never been beyond exhaustion and sore from 32 hours of physical exertion you wouldn't understand.
