This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate revelations!
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The Crimson Fucker
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Sep 08, 2009 02:42PM
Dude… fuck! Why didn’t I think of this??? I’m sitting there playing harvest moon worrying about my cattle and shit when this guy Feliz say the first intelligent thing that has come out of his mount the whole 4 months that I’ve been knowing him… he said “loco, I’ma make a rule about female friends, whenever I meet a chick that I want just as a friend and she informs me that she has no female friends I’ma tell her that sadly we can’t be friends” DUDE! That’s fucking brilliant! I drop the controller and went to him to shake his hand! That’s the single coolest thing I’ve heard this whole week! A female friend who will never be nothing but a friend should provide pussy! DAMN! THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
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What the hell? You don't want friends that can't get you p***y? It's so shallow, I can't even believe it. And not likely a stance that will get you any p***y (or friends.)
Nay, worry not I’m keeping the old ones… but any new friend must have single female friends or she is out!
You should get your own p***y instead of recruiting "friends" to get it for you!
Tambo, you missing the point… but as I said worry not… you an old friend I aint asking you for friends nor anything like that however any new chick that I meet and I don’t feel like fucking or whatever should have friends or is out of my life!
jeez, montambo, be more appreciative!! hes making you a pretty good deal, here - you dont have to sacrifice your pals to his lust and he will remain your friend. stop being an ingrate!
I guess I just reacted to an attitude that says that girls are only good for p***y. Which is gross and insulting. However, I'll try to be an optimist, as karen suggests.
Or maybe I should just go do the work I'm avoiding!
Or maybe I should just go do the work I'm avoiding!
Alfonso, just befriend a bunch of gay guys. They always have a bunch of girlfriends and they certainly wont get in the way of your p***y chasing. Unless of course they are going shopping or something.
I guess I just reacted to an attitude that says that girls are only good for p***y. Don't be silly, Montambo- Fonzie knows girls are good for more than that. There's cooking, laundry, ironing, decorating....
Look tambo allow me to explain this… lets take you as my friend for example… we’re not close friends or anything but we are friends, now we both know that you WAY out of my league… right? There is no way in hell that I’m putting my hands on you… BUT if you ever need something I will be there…. If you need a shoulder to cry in I will be there, if you need help with anything I’ll be there, bla bla bla bla but what’s in there for me? I know what you thinking you will do the same for me! Fine great! But I still need sex! I’m a horny mother fucker! You ain’t having sex with me… that’s fuck up! I’m doing all the boyfriend shit but I aint getting the benefits! I say bull shit! I think as a friend you should help me out with the getting of the pussy… and how can you help me with that if I aint getting yours? Well quite simple! YOUR FRIENDS! I know that everybody knows at least one easy chick…. You should introduce me to her! That’s all I’m saying! 
Alfonso, keep digging that hole, my friend.Mods, would it be possible to add a category? We have "The Ghetto", "Things I hate about others", and "Things I hate about myself". How about another one entitled - "Things Alfonso should think, but never say/post"? You know it would get plenty of action. Just an idea. Just throwing it out there.
i dont know any easy girls anymore. all my girls are hard as nails.
Okay, Fooze, I'm actually with you on this one. I have friends of both sexes and while my 4am friend is a guy, I don't cry on his shoulder about all the shit that's fucked up with my life. That is for the girls because they can relate! Guys always want sex. No if ands or buts. It's always in the back of their minds. Oh, and I think it's funny that Tambo can't write pussy.
karen wrote: "i dont know any easy girls anymore. all my girls are hard as nails."If I had a penny for every chick I nailed that was supposed to be hard as nails… I’d have 3 pennies… I’m just saying… the thing is I don’t expect my new chick friends to introduce me to a chick and 10 minutes later I’ll be getting head… but you know the possibility should be there! One rule I have before this was the no cock blocking rule! Ask any of my dude friends I’ll introduce them to chicks I’m not interested or chicks I’m interested but turn out to be really hard as nails! If they ask me to holla for them… I do my I’m an asshole show so they look smart and sensitive, and all that crap… chicks… I’ve never seen a chick done that! It’s bull shit! BULL SHIT I SAY!
Rusty, I seriously wish I could shut the fuck up right now =(
alfonso, i will allow to you flirt with any of my friends, but i will be no pimp. if i can penetrate your above statement, youre pissed that girls dont apply the same group solidarity principles that men do in procuring women for each other?? and this surprises you? really? men do this for each other for a number of reasons: because they will get to hear tales of the exploits, because if the girl is that easy maybe they have a shot too, because they are men and dont have to support the sisterhood etc etc. and of course, this only applies to a certain brand of man i.e. you. women, unless they are sociopaths, dont pimp their friends. even to guy friends. they might play jane austen matchmaker, but no one wants to see their friend "nailed" by some guy just looking for pussy. is that really bullshit?
Karen I’m not saying that you should pimp your friends I’m bitching about it yeah, but I’m not saying that you should! The thing is that if you going to be a new friend you MUST have chick friends! That’s the new rule and I’m not walking out of it!
BunWat wrote: "Yeah. I agree with Karen. I actually like my friends. I don't want to set them up to be disrespected and treated like meat. Just like I wouldn't set you up Fooze. Like for example if I had a fri..."BUNNY FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS... IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND LIKE THAT! PLEASE, PLEASE!!! PLEASE~!!!!! INTRODUCE HER TO ME.... I LOVE CRUSHING THEM!
speaking of views.... bunny i get seth's picture in a few days... when am i getting yours?
I just don't like my swearing to be on my Profile Page for an indeterminate amount of timeAm I the only one who just deletes all his updates?
Seth wrote: "digga digga digga...wackadoodle.(sorry, I just don't like my swearing to be on my Profile Page for an indeterminate amount of time)"
click on viuew your profile, and click on the little ex on top of your update... that will erase it!
I would like everyone to know that all I want from women is their friendship.
As long as we're friends, how about some cookies, brownies maybe?Yes, so that's all I want; friendship and baked goods.
Seth, women here are my friends… before the age of revelations! Even if it is true that I do have a crush in a few of them I know I have a snow ball chance in hell with them… so what do I do I be myself…
Alfonso wrote: "but what’s in there for me?"
That was my exact point. Friendship! Good grief.
That was my exact point. Friendship! Good grief.
Is Rusty kissing up to the female haters, or is he afraid his wife will read his comments? I can't decide.
(I think he's being sarcastic)
I think he's just an ass. Let's ignore him.
Wait, I want to hear more about cookies and brownies...
Thank you, Bunny. See, it boils down to this, Fonze is sex-deprived; I'm brownie-deprived.
OH! Donna, as I recall you dispise the dental screws as much as I do. I just finnished a great book "Kiss your dentist goodbye" by: Ellie Phillips It is an advanced readers copy so I don't know the release date but keep an eye out for it.It is all about everything the dentists don't say, and all the misconceptions they shovel. It describes in great detail how to treat your oral hygiene, with tips and reasons why not to do what we have been taught to do!
It's not one of those books that promotes natural or alternative cures, is it? I hate those books. People don't have "alternative" physiologies. They have one subject to scientific processes. And just because something is natural that doesn't make it safe or effective.
nope, it is science all the way. I am not one that follows holistic new age hippie shit.
Does it talk about how to never go to the dentist again and still not have your teeth rot out of your head? If so I would pay approximately 7 thousand dollars for that book.
I love the dentist. SO. Really. I love going there. Getting my teeth cleaned kicks ass, getting a bad tooth fixed is super satisfying. I get sick pleasure out of shot in my gums and also my dentist and the assistant are friends of mine and sing along with the radio to me in my dental chair, inserting the word "Tambo" into the songs. I lead a charmed life.
Ooh! Yes. What would it be called?
Very good.
There is a book I treasure that I immediately weeded from the library (but kept for myself) when I started there. It is called "Michael and the Dentist" and it is illustrated with horrifying black and white photographs. It's meant to explain and soothe children, but THEY ARE NUTS. Sometimes when the kids ask for a scary book, I walk them to my bookshelf and give them that one (they look at me like I'm retarded, but I amuse myself.) I should scan in some of the more freakishy horrible pictures.
There is a book I treasure that I immediately weeded from the library (but kept for myself) when I started there. It is called "Michael and the Dentist" and it is illustrated with horrifying black and white photographs. It's meant to explain and soothe children, but THEY ARE NUTS. Sometimes when the kids ask for a scary book, I walk them to my bookshelf and give them that one (they look at me like I'm retarded, but I amuse myself.) I should scan in some of the more freakishy horrible pictures.
Are you scared of the dentist? I won't scan them in if it upsets you. I'm pretty agreeable if I know what the problem is.
You don't like needles, I take it? They just don't bother me. Except those ones they stick into ladies' spines before birth.
Seth, you have to firmly require the laughing gas in order to get it, in my experience. You have to say, "I need to have nitrous in order to sit down in that torture chair."
Gretchen, please be very specific. All you have to do is ask? There's no crying involvd? Cause I'm not too proud to cry.
Are we at the dentist or a Grateful Dead show? Keep an eye out for the balloons!
The dentist. You don't have to demand it at a show. You don't even have to talk. Just hand them your money.
BunWat wrote: "You can't look longingly at the tank and hope they read your mind. "You must have the money too...
Good luck, Seth. If I ever walk into the dentist and find a clown I'm walking right the fuck back out. I don't care how much gas is in the room. No creepy mother effing clown is getting anywhere near my mouth.
Seth, I’ve never been there, but there is a place in Virginia (I think) called Sedation Dentistry. EVERYbody gets the gas there. I guess there’s always the risk of waking up pregnant and/or walletless, but it might be worth it.
