Ode to all the stupid shit that happen to me this week!

[The Crimson Fucker]

To the guy who offered to suck my dick while I was working in the DT window:

I’m not from fucking Guyana, you freaking retard, I don’t give a fuck how much you love me I like pussy! I aint putting my dick on your mouth (this actually happen is not only women who get creepy mother fuckers to harass them)

To the guy who made me waste 10 minutes of my life trying to explain to him that the quesadilla with the chicken sticker was the one with chicken thus the second one was the one without chicken… dude seriously… WTF? WTF?? WTF???? An extract of how the conversation went down:

Stupid fuck: but I order one with chicken and one with cheese which one is which???

Takonator: sir, the one with the chicken sticker is the one with chicken, that makes the other one the one with cheese

Stupid Fuck: but I order one with chicken and one with cheese which one is which???


Inside The Takonator’s head: IS HE FUCKING SERIUS???


Takonator: Sir, I just told you the one with chicken is the one with chicken that makes the other one the one with just cheese.


This went down for fucking 10 minutes!!!!


To the hot chick who asked me for my number while I was doing the front:

You ask for my number!!! I didn’t even hit on you! Call me already!!! I’ve been wating for 3 days!!!! Alfonso don’t like waiting!!!


To the guy who call asking for directions to my store:

Dude I’m 97 01 of xxx Av.!!! Wtf man!!! Why in god’s name would you get mad at me for answering your question?? By the way the question was between what streets we were located… I answered between 96 and 98.


To Seth Ball:

Mother fucker I’m still waiting for my letter!!! I’m not checking the mail no more! I refuse to!!! It will get here when it gets here!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Seth wrote: "It'll get mailed on Wednesday or Thursday. (I've been fighting problems at work, and it has not been a priority.) I PROMISE I will mail it.

The good news is my sister Kyla has joined goodreads! ..."

Worry not my brother from another mother! Chances are your sister be canadian I rather day than hit on a canadian! Still! I bet she has a bunch of funny stories about you growing up! When you going to introduce her to the club???


And bunny that’s the first time I actually hold a crowd laughing… it was so not what I had in mind =( fucking retard! And that hot chick hasn’t call me yet!