let's get this bread

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hi!! I am Angel and I made my journal name a meme because I am lacking in creativity and also found out what "let's get this bread" means yesterday. Y'all are welcome to comment.

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BASIC FACTS
name- angel

hopes & dreams, etc- financial stability wowee?? home with a yard and the ability to travel

occupation- (future) corporate lawyer, rich philanthropist (who actually wants to work?)



FAVORITES
favorite food- mapo tofu
favorite dessert- ice cream
favorite book(s)- ???
favorite animal- dog
favorite color- blue
favorite place- tel aviv

GIFS
pulled these off my profile from when i put them there in like 2013 lol

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1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
-more milk

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
-heck no

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
-usually a bookmark or a receipt

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?
-i take my tea like a normal person!! idk why y'all mess with sugar/milk

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?
-semi

6: do you keep plants?
-yes. are they dead? perhaps

7: do you name your plants?
-yes! terry & rosa, after b99

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
-none bc i am a bad artist

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?
-yup, especially 80s bops

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
-side

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?
- H-Y-D-R-A-T-E!!!

12: what's your favorite planet?
-earth

13: what's something that made you smile today?
-hmmm.... eating a kolache w/friends

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
-probably tidy with the exception of the kitchen. sorry, i'm boring as all heck

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

16: what's your favorite pasta dish?
-there’s a restaurant near(ish) to me that has wonderful mushroom lasagna, so i’m gonna say lasagna.

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?
-i think highlights would be nice

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
-this i suppose. I also have a more traditional journal in which I post life updates every four months or so when I remember to.

20: what's your favorite eye color?
-green

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
-it's a coach handbag, forgot the model. gave it to myself as a "yay highschool" bag. it hasn't really been to hell and back, but i like it

22: are you a morning person?
-no, wish i was tho

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
-cuddle in bed with my dog and watch tv

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
-no

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?
-i am a child of the lord ok (joking, just a scaredy cat)

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
-black chacos

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?
-mint

28: sunrise or sunset?
-sunset

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
-idk tbh. one of my friends is totally into art (she's going to be a graphic designer) and she's just very chill. her vibe is cute i guess?

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
-you ever had an asian mom chase you with a hanger? pure terror my dudes

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
-socks are good!! I love weird socks in theory, but I am for function. I usyally do not sleep with socks unless I am cold. I confine myself to brown wool socks for cold weather and white socks for hotter weather.

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
-made breakfast at 5am after staying up all night chatting. again, i am boring

33: what's your fave pastry?
-oh boy!! too many tbh.... babka is always a good one. oooh or egg tarts. or red bean anything lol

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
-his nam is mr.bison, i got him at yellowstone in third grade. it looks like a bison, and he presides a corner of my bed.

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
-i do!! i love letter writing, and i loooove stamps/ cute letters/ pens/ etc.

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?
-hm. the supremes? Not really a band. I feel content with life, perhaps the beatles?

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
-clean

38: tell us about your pet peeves!
-slow walkers. omggggg, slow walkers. and people who speak too close to microphones

39: what color do you wear the most?
-neutrals, so black/gray/brown

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?
-i have a gold chain with a jade pendant i wear everyday. I got it through my grandmother on one of her trips to Hong Kong. Mainly, I don't take it off because it's a S hook closure and can break if you take it off often.

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?
- gee!!! probably that good book by celeste ngo that’s famous??? that had me shooketh y’all

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
-no. now that i think of it, black forest coffeeshop in dallas is cool bc it's attached to a giant bookstore

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
-nobody. i am lonely af

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
-idk, probably last saturday as i was waking up

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?
-no

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.
- i love puns, but they ebb and flow naturally. You cannot control the nature of my horrible pun based humor.

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
-bitter melon

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
-my mom, still my mom tbh

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
-no

50: what's an odd thing you collect?
-bookmarks

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
-idk. one of my friends always talks about artic monkeys, so i guess that band for him?? not a song tho

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
-bold of you to assume not all of them are my favorite

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show?
heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
-yes to heathers. loved the blazers and winona!

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
-me lol. jk probably my dog when i left the house (not a person tho? i am bad at this)

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?
-whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy. probably something that i dont remember.

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?
-when they pay attention to what i say. also high pitched sneezing for some reason

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
-maMAAAAAAAAAAAA ooOOOOoooOOOoOooOOOo

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
-stop asking questions i dont understand

59: what's your favorite myth?
-achilles and patroculus bc of that madeline miller book

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
-sort of! I enjoy robert louis stevenson, and i saw some pop songs adapted into sonnets the other day (that was neat)

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?
-one time my friend gave me a pop up book of egyptian mythology she found at costco. for given... idk. i gave my sister a bunch of lipstick when she was like 5, so that probably wasn't a smart idea.

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
-no, too sugary. i drink tea

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
-i’m totally type a lol

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?
-dark color?

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?
-my cousins on the west coast

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?
-none tbh. if i had to... roses? peonies?

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
-sad :/

68: what's winter like where you live?
-cold and icy and dreary

69: what are your favorite board games?
-othello

70: have you ever used a ouija board?
-no

71: what's your favorite kind of tea?
-i have a very nice kind my grandmother bought for me in chinatown, it's a kind of white tea. i also have a fruitier tea from cafe angelina in paris that is nice as well.

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?
-for sure!!my erin condren planner holds my life together

73: what are some of your worst habits?
-my dad tells me i’m neurotic like every time he sees me, so probably that....

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
-they are v extra and into politics

75: tell us about your pets!
-the light of my life is my rat terrier chihuahua dobby

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?
-homework

77: pink or yellow lemonade?
-yellow, if you drink pink you are a toddler

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
-hateclub, obviously. if i see a soccer mom on fb post one more dumb minion meme....

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
-i honestly can’t remember.... my sister made me a painting when she missed me?

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
-imagine a diluted robin's egg/tiffany box blue. yes, i did. i wanted a blue that seemed a little more energizing.

81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
-brown. i am so good at this wow

82: are/were you good in school?
-meh

83: what's some of your favorite album art?
-idk. like a album cover pic? froot ig

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
-no

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
-no

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
-what

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
-french impressionism.... basic art hoe!!

89: are you close to your parents?
-a month or two ago i would say i’m close to my father, but now i’m just tired/apathetic.

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.
-i like tel aviv!! lots of things to do, very pretty.

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
-nyc for spring, possibly hawaii for summer. probably not?? idk

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
-yum, lactose. gimme.

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?
-ponytail, all day erryday

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
-some random girl on snapchat

95: what are your plans for this weekend?
-clean and make plans for my dog to be an esa

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
-always procrastinate

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
-intj (if my memory is accurate), leo, slytherin

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
-in june in israel. not really, i had been hiking for the past three days for 8+ hrs,,,, so i was tired

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
-let it be by the beatles, one day by matisyahu, you can’t hurry love (i love the phil collins cover)

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?
-5 years into the future, that way I can be done with college and admitted into law school already.

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Thanksgiving break is almost over, and honestly I'm glad. Without the rigor of schoolwork, I feel so gross and lazy. Although I hate work when i have it, haha. I finished my essay about Jungian archetypes and whatever today, so that was good. Finals are coming though....

I also applied for a job, so let's hope I get it! One of my friends is a hostess, and that seemed easy enough to do. I could never be a waitress... dealing with rude people coupled with my weak arms? I would not last.

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I was watching gbbo today.... why did they replace the iconic mary berry with prue and a wannabe joey ramone??? Still baffles me to this day tbh

Also, I’ve been selected to the final round for a managerial / promotion position at a lip gloss company!! Um, yes?? The ability to work remotely would be lovely, thanks

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me, a jew: let's put the CHRIST back in CHRISTMAS fellas!!

but tbh christmas is a totally consumerist holiday. and that's the tea. thank u, next.

[lorien ‧͙⁺˚*･༓ଳ]

Angel wrote: "I was watching gbbo today.... why did they replace the iconic mary berry with prue and a wannabe joey ramone??? Still baffles me to this day tbh

Also, I’ve been selected to the final round for a m..."

Ugh. I know, right? -_- The show has lost its charm. With her, baking was magical. Even though I don’t bake that much. And just the delight to see her on screen was spectacular!

That’s wonderful! *hugs* I’m so happy for you!

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lol i haven't gotten a callback, so i probably won't get the position

[jay, rip]

Angel wrote: "me, a jew: let's put the CHRIST back in CHRISTMAS fellas!!

but tbh christmas is a totally consumerist holiday. and that's the tea. thank u, next."

legit me every 5 seconds: jesus christ my lord and savior
also me: raging atheist

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rn i am having a mini crisis as i realize i am not actually, in fact, g-d’s gift to humanity. jk we been knew

like...? idk how the topic came up, but one of my classmates / chill friends was like “actually you do act like you know everything/ are the best at everything... i was talking to someone in your group ((for a class project)) and they said that.”

like dang. I knew fake it ‘til you make it had to work sometime lol. now it worked and i have too much overconfidence in my abilities

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why do students always whine about how tired they are. Y’all. We are all tired. You are not special. now can u please stop?!

like, this girl in my class was like “WOW, i haven’t slept for the oast two days and i’m acting more awake than u!!1!” ok— u want a cookie? take some melatonin and stfu

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oof i finessed myself a sugar daddy

jk, it was just a classmate who bought me lunch bc he wanted company

but how do i get a sugar daddy w/o having to give the sugar? real talk

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some guy in my english class always wears a grey goose cap. my dude, i am sure u think u are cool and all that, but you're not 21. we get it, edgelord.

he's a nice dude, but has a penchant for skipping due to oversleeping... and i also had to explain existentialism to him like three times on friday (reads l'etranger once and becomes an expert lol) and he had the nerve to wave at someone while making eye contact with me. how do u do that ?? my last three brain cells are doing the macarena and you can make eye contact, learn about existentialism, and wave??? (maybe that's why i had to explain 3x, hmmm)

also, i found out one of the guys i went to school with a while ago has a famous quarterback brother. i had no idea this guy was qb until i recognized the last name. i am v oblivious

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i am such a boring and predictable person. for example, my outfits. but i will be so good at this adulting thing (but gosh darn do i hate the world adulting. congrats, u survived to adulthood and can file tax returns)

spring/ summer: blouse, nice shorts, chacos

fall: cardigan, leggings, blouse

winter: j.crew sweater (i somehow do not wear any of my non-j crew sweaters?), collared shirt, jeans, ll bean boots (ugly af but comfy), and northface


it is impossible to be warm and cute. it is one or the other!!

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I planned to make this journal cute n fun n organized and really it's cathartic word vomit

[jay, rip]

Angel wrote: "i am such a boring and predictable person. for example, my outfits. but i will be so good at this adulting thing (but gosh darn do i hate the world adulting. congrats, u survived to adulthood and c..."

schmoooood

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i watched gbbo today and now i rlly want to make something cute. like cream horns or a soufflé u know? for like funsies. but i never eat what i bake (i pass it off on my neighbors lol) so it would be like a waste... maybe i should save baking for a special occassion

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college is so expensive, i want to cry
sugar daddy, wya?? (i would high key sell feet pics rn tho lol)

aren’t asians supposed to be fetishized or whatever?? can someone please fetishize my asian feet and give me buckets of money

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smh my dog ate my backpack.... just bought a new one so now im extra poor yay

it isnt due to arrive until the 9th and classes resume the 8th oof

pls sugar daddy, finance my education

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somebody: is anti-semitic
me: Hey, that’s actually anti-semitic and not a cool statement
somebody: WOW, JEWS CONTROLL EVERYTHING. WAKE UP, SLAVE

like damn, what juice are yall drinking? chill tf out

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new year = resolutions

out of my resolutions from 2018, the only i accomplished was drinking water. hm. I know myself too well to know I won’t change, but i can try!!

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me: is lactose intolerant
me: tempts fate by eating mac and cheese
me: who is lactose intolerance? IDK her
me, ten minutes later: i repent for my sins! pls, no more stomach pain

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my laptop is on the verge of dying

it was nice having money 😭 paypal me if ur a GOAT

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oh y’all i got that lip gloss job

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wow i have been getting BANK at this lip gloss job

Ah I wish, only $9 per hr. But it’s nice to work on my own time and it’s pretty lowkey. I’ve only been doing like 2hrs a week, so I highkey wish there was more todo. I (tbh) bs-ed my way in saying I knew how to do website stuff and your girl is most definitely technologically inept. I was supposed to be strictly a website manager, but now I do product research and all sorts of stuff. But my boss was thinking of sending me some lip gloss to give my intial reaction. (which is why i applied ngl) the glosses look super glittery, so i suggested she did a glitter free range. like glitter is good if you’re in middle school i guess

also the aesthetic is “boujee” which i have no idea of... the site is black and pink? personally i’d go with something more tasteful but that’s not the aesthetic 😂

[Tamra]

i love you!

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Tamra (won't be on the 25-28th of Fubruary) wrote: "i love you!"

i mean, i love myself too, but who are you

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can some capitalist overlord please make affordable housing?? i am not looking forward to shelling out $900 a month just so my dog has the luxury of a small backyard (if any) and i do not have to live in a crime ridden area smh

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nobody:
white girl: bUt FirSt, cOffeE!! i just LooOoOoOOvE my starbz!!

like drink your venti iced latte with a million pumps of sugar-free hazelnut syrup and be quiet please

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me, trying not to die of poverty : have my soul, bernie sanders. please, healthcare! college education!!

[jay, rip]

literally everything Ang posts is a whole mood ok thanks

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when you have a mental breakdown bc you have to take out a billion loans to not die of poverty #justcollegestudentthings

on the bright side i did find an apartment roomie & a pet friendly apartment close to campus!!

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i saw endgame on saturday and sunday and i dont think i was emotionally prepared to see it two days in a row. honestly, the plot was predictable and i feel like bucky was cheated. also, the ending for cap is so... meh. so underwhelming, i feel like it was the perfect ending if you were a casual marvel fan vs an intense one.

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lol thanks jay, this journal is just me ranting about american capitalism tbh

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lol i accidentally showed up at work yesterday. i actually wish i had that shift bc i do not want to study for finals and also i need my paycheck and free dinner

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my boss: *looking at my broken/beat-up phone* wow, somebody needs to buy you a new phone case!
me: ???

like, i literally got a third job so i can afford to buy myself a new phone (which i desperately need) so if ur not gonna pony up the cash to cover my phone bill or new phone, please take several seats ma’am!!

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me in english class acting like i know wtf im talking about: anyways, what hailey baldwin wore was NOT camp. & cardi b, while extra, did not fit the camp theme either.

Real talk tho, cardi b showed up looking a period stain lolll

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since i took one ap psych class in hs, i am now a psychologist. It’s like a law guys. ANyways, I have a working social psych theory: horse girls evolve into soccer moms, usually from home-schooled girls.

(I am joking if you’re about to get pressed over this, i am aware there are some home-schoolers who turn out vaguely normal 😂)

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me: haha i wouldn’t consider myself “normal”, everybody is unique in their own way!
me: *thinks about furries or weebs*
me: no, i’m definitely normal

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today i made lemonade and drank it out of a mason jar with a metal straw. wow, im bougie af lol

also, apartment update!! i found a cute lil’ condo close to uni/ a uni bus stop that will not be rat-infested (hopefully) & within budget. and in-unit laundry!! and a small garage so i can store my bike!! no yard, but i gave up on that a long time ago lol. I’ll be moving in August, so I’m only stuck in uni summer housing for July.

Also, I think No Scrubs would be my theme song/ Myspace song. Like u really don’t want to put up with trash SOs when you’re content being single, you know?? Like, men these days are all over-grown babies. I don’t want to be a mother, I have my own stuff to deal with 😂😂 and tragically, i don’t think i am lesbian (yet?? idk.)

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yuhhhh i just created my fall schedule and it is SO nice

i don't have class wednesday or friday, monday i only have class from 10-12:45, and on tuesday/ thursday i have class from 8:30 (eep) - 3:45 but i have a three hour gap between the first two classes and my last one of the day ! and i have one hybrid course and one online course, so that should make things easier. also, i have two profs (art history + micro) that ppl raved about on ratemyprofessor.com. feeling so blessed rn, ngl, but let's see how i feel when i have to be on campus by 8am lol

i have also decided to devote Wednesday to meal prep, hw, and exercise bc i am a nerd lol

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today i spent a good hour in target and only emerged with one of those orbeez odor neutralizer things. i'm so proud of my self control (& maybe the fact that i only have a cool $20 in my checking account helps lolllll)

[jay, rip]

the 8 am thing might be rough omg. i don’t take any classes before 11 am because parking is shitty on campus and you gotta do laps around the lot for an hour before finding a spot

[jay, rip]

also for ur 3 hour break you might be able to find some cool stuff to do on campus, I don’t know how big your university is but i found this lounge covered in pride flags that’s nicknamed the “gay room” where i chill between classes

[jay, rip]

also if ur campus has a college radio station they might let u DJ when ur bored on that 3 hour break. ( or you could study in the library like normal people do :/ but the libraries on my campus are always ugly busy and the one that’s not-crowded has a jamba juice and i’m always tempted?)

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ugh my library looks like. so gross. even tho most of the buildings are v nice and new (like 5 yrs old for most). i think i might end up studying at the student affairs building, they have these cool wingback chairs. also ill be taking a bus to campus so parking will not be a problem lol

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i think this mainlander dude was weirdly flirting with me?? he was like "o yeah im taking differential calculus for fun" and i replied along the lines of "uh weird, but ok man". he also mentioned how the only real chinese ppl are mainlanders lol. also when i mentioned joining the chinese student association, he replied "oh , i should join to meet some hot asian ladies" quoi le merde monsieur. also i remember this dude from orientation who was somehow staying in my suite walked around in nothing but boxers and his binder ((may have just been a cropped tank, but i think it was a binder)). sir u are making me uncomfortable please CLOTHE YOURSELF, i am a virtuous CHRISTIAN WOMAN (i say, as a jew lol)

on another note, my french is gonna be so bad once i take it again in like two yrs, all i know after six years is frickin bonjour and the present tense. also i booked myself a facial before i move ($50, idk they had facials that cheap) and now i am regretting bc what if they just straight up diss my skin lol. also uber is rlly expensive and i wish my dumb city with millions actually had transportation instead of dumb hipsters who are actually trust fund babies in disguise. also i have no money so why do i even justify "treat yo self!!" bc i have no monies to actually, ahem, treat myself. more like "check yo self, solidly middle class girl with absolutely no money who is floundering in student debt"

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if u think im funny venmo or paypal me . a guy flirted with me (more like slid into the dms) and i told him to paypal me before continuing and he didn't. absolute coward

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im so anxious rn lol
how will i handle a job, 16+ hrs of uni, and a dog?? with no car??

like i know i have public transport, that’s why im renting this one condo, but like... i feel like things might be easier w/ a car (that i most definitely cannot afford lol) . And i’m terrified of leaving my dog for more than 8 hrs. We are honestly co-dependent. Like i have class 10-3 monday and 8:30-4 tues and thursday, but what if the work study i havent even applied for yet schedules me super long hrs on wednesday/ Friday??

And im braving downtown’s transit this friday and im terrified of getting lost !!

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I should do yoga/ballet more often bc i just stretched before bed. And my lower back popped rlly loudly. Oops!

Also ya girl is an idiot and submitted her resume in the wrong format to seven different positions!!! Yuhhhh we love thay for me