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1. Do you bite or lick ice cream?
Lick?? My teeth are sensitiveee

2. What is home to you?
wherever my dog is

3. What was the last lie you told?

4. Does everyone deserve the truth?

5. What is the creepiest toy ever made?

6. Describe a moment in which you did something unacceptable in a bad situation.

7. List two things that are more easily done than said. (No, I didn't mix them up.)

8. When was the last time you worked really hard to achieve something?

9. How many all nighters have you pulled?
0. Sleep > hw that won’t matter in a month

10. If humans didn't evolve to laugh or smile, how would we express our happiness instead?
Say it

11. How many romantic "things" or "flings" have you had?

12. What is your paradise?

13. What is your favorite background noise? (Ex. Water dripping, people talking.)
My dog snorting a little in his sleep lol

14. How many hearts do you think you have broken?
0

15. What is the most important thing about electronics? What does this say about you?
The access to information. That I’m a nerd

16. Why do people care about celebrities? Do you care about celebrities?
It makes us feel like our goals of being rich and famous are accessible. And I do a little, bc who does not like looking at the gorgeous visage of Sebastian Stan?

17. What is the most annoying thing someone can do to you?
Say "mhm", "k", or "cool", when I'm talking to them or spending time on their phone while we're together. It annoys me to no end!

18. Do you overexaggerate? What are the pros and cons of this?

19. Have you played any instruments before? Which instruments?
Yes, harp and piano

20. Do you like taking selfies? Why or why not?
Not really, because they never look good enough haha. The only good photos of me are the ones my friends take.

21. List 3 things you like about yourself?

22. What is the best advice someone has ever given you?

23. Do you have what it takes to raise a child? Why or why not?
No. I am struggling financially, I couldn't handle a kid omg

24. How do you cheer yourself up after a bad day?
Cuddle with my dog, watch some TV, and maybe UberEats something if it's rlly bad

25. When was the last time you felt awkward?
I showed up half an hour late to a 1PM class (to be fair, I thought it started at 2)

26. Are you introverted or extroverted? Or a mixture of both?
Introverted. Today I was going to work on my resume after hanging out downtown, but I rlly just napped.

27. What constitutes a good friend?
Someone who is loyal, fun to be around, and honest.

28. Would you rather have a lot of friends to hang out with or just one best friend?
One best friend. These hoes ain't loyal

29. In a regular day, what do you not want to hear?
The "arf" when I step on my dog's paw. Is that too literal?

30. What is your dream job?
Princess, Heiress, Senator, or President

31. Is it better to be lazy but smart or hardworking but unintelligent?
Hardworking but unintelligent. Otherwise ur just a jerk

32. What is a truth about yourself that others find hard to believe?

33. What have you always wondered about the other gender?


34. Which fantasy world would you like to visit the most?
Uhhh harry potter???

35. Describe the worst friend you have ever befriended.
hmmm this girl in middle school (we were friends until sophomore yr hs). She wasn't very smart (I found myself explaining terms I used regularly to her), she was quite catty, and honestly, uppity .

36. Imagine that you have switched bodies with someone you don't know. You can't switch back. What do you do?
Probably have a mental breakdown. Then phone my fam to let them know what’s up lol

37. If you found the recipe for immortality, would you sell it or would you burn it?
I want to say burn it (otherwise there would be disaster??) but i'd probably sell it. but then again, who would believe u and buy it? maybe i could market it as a magical cure all lol and charge rich people until their bank accounts dry up.

38. What is the most important, applicable class you have ever taken?
Have u seen?? american public schools?? maybe ap psych bc i do find myself thinking about psychological concepts from time to time. also, the prof was awesome and i loved the material so much

39. Name the last book you read.
my rabbi gave me a jewish ethics book i've been reading occasionally

40. Imagine that you are unable to express emotion. How would this affect your world?

41. When was the last time you made the first move?

42. What is your opinion on electronic music such as dubstep or trap?
Not my thing and I don't think much technique or skill is required. But whatever, if u like it, i have no reason to sh*t on it u feel?

43. What was the last movie you watched?
oh that new netflix film with jennifer aniston and adam sandler. murder mystery? 10/10

44. Do you like and appreciate your life?
I definitely don’t appreciate my life. I always compare, and comparison is the thief of joy...

45. Do you like and appreciate yourself?

46. When was the last time you cried?

47. What are you scared of?
Roaches and not paying off my debt with a six figure job

48. What is the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy thing you have ever done?
walk into a pizza parlor at peak dinner time and immediately face plant. While my good friend from out of town was visiting.

49. What are some of your hobbies?
hanging out with my dog eating, going to museums

50. What is a superficial yet annoying mistake you constantly make?
ask the prof questions that are in the syllabus

51. Are you a good friend? What makes you a good friend? If not, what makes you a bad friend?

52. Do you honestly learn from your mistakes?

53. What have you learned the hard way?
u need to drop toxic ppl

54. What is the most important thing to have in order to attain happiness?
contentment with ur life as it is

55. Which medium do you use for expressing your artistic emotions? (Singing, writing, etc.)
HA bold of u to assume i have an IOTA of talent

56. Are you a creative or a logical thinker?
Logical

57. What is the smartest thing you have ever done?

58. What is your ideal meal?
Cantonese or Sichuan food

59. What is the worst thing someone could do on a date?
Be on their phone

60. Do you like animals? Which kind is your favorite?
Yes, and my dog!

61. If you could turn one legal thing illegal, what would it be?
Weed. So we can free all the wrongly incarcerated POC. Or perhaps immigration?

62. Do you have any guilty pleasures?

63. What is the best thing that the internet has ever created?

64. Do you like playing video games? Which video games?

65. What is your opinion on beauty in today's society?

66. Are you a morning person? When do you usually wake up?

67. Do you have a favorite Disney movie? Character?

68. Would you rather live in the city or in the countryside?

69. Would you rather live near the ocean or in the mountains?

70. What are the best things about winter?

71. What scares you most about the future?

72. What makes you feel old?

73. How many hours do you spend on the computer or phone on average?

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74. What are some of your New Year's resolutions?

75. What is your life story in 6 words?

76. Describe yourself in one word.

77. What bad habits do you do?

78. What genre of music do you listen to?


79. Most prominent childhood memory?

80. Imagine if you had an older brother. If you already have one, what is it like? If you don't, how would this change your life?

81. Spirit animal?

82. Do you believe in horoscopes?

83. What is the worst advice you've ever been given?

84. List the 3 most important people in your life right now.

85. Favorite memory of your family.

86. What do you look for in a relationship?

87. Do you have a role model? Why or why not?

88. What is your opinion on social media?

89. Are you a pessimist or an optimist?

90. List some things that you think are overpriced?
Education and housing

91. What is your worst memory or creepiest experience?

92. What superpower would ruin the world?
Mind control

93. What is something you swore you would never do when you grew up, but you did anyway?

94. What lessons have you learned from movies and which movies were they?

95. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?
Paris so I can see how incompetent I am at French after six! years!

96. How do you approach people?

97. What is your opinion on first impressions?

98. What are some things you did as a child that you no longer do?


99. What languages can you speak?
hee hee im stupid. english. six yrs of hs french (still can't string together a coherent sentence tho) and cantonese is my mother tongue, but i can't speak it anymore... #abcprobs

100. What do you think society will be like in 30 years?
highly automated. luxury communism wya

101. What do you do on your lazy days?
feel sad n gross and pathetic bc i did nothing. mostly laze around with my dog on my phone

102. What ended your last relationship?

103. Favorite food?
mapo tofu

104. What is the most terrifying dream you've ever had?

105. When was the last time you got seriously angry?

106. What was the last friendship you broke?

107. Do you have any pet peeves?

108. Who was the last person you gave a hug to?
my dad like a few weeks ago

109. When was the last time you got seriously stressed?
Thinking of student loans like a month ago. I broke down lol

110. What part of your personality do you want to change?

111. Who is the most positively influential person in your life right now?

112. What is your biggest motivation?
Fear and rage/spite

113. What did you want to be when you were little?
Mailman I think

114. What are some things that you are good at?
spelling bees maybe

115. What is one thing you want to be good at?

116. What distracts you the most, especially when you're trying to work?

117. How important is privacy to you?

118. If you could create one social norm, what would it be?

119. What's the craziest lie you've ever told?

120. What story do you like to tell about yourself at parties?

121. What is the lamest thing that you have seen someone do?

122. What is the stupidest thing you've done to impress someone?

123. What is your morning routine?
Wake up, take care of my dog, brush my teeth, wash my face, eat bfast, put on sunscreen, brush my teeth, brush my hair

124. What's the last thing you did that is worth remembering?

125. If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?

126. What is your opinion on playing "hard to get?"

127. What are the pros and cons of straightforward?

128. What do you consider "leading" someone on?

129. Are you the friendzoner or the friendzoned?

130. What do you admire most about your friends?

131. What do you admire most about your family?

132. What is your opinion on "going with the flow?"


133. Do you enjoy talking or listening?

134. When is it time to end a friendship?
When they don’t bring anything into your life, and zap u of your happiness

135. What is the worst excuse you've ever come up with?

136. If GPA didn't matter, what courses would you have taken?
Not necessarily GPA, but if I was following my “passion”, I’d probably major in History or PoliSci or something like that instead of International Business

137. What are your favorite baby names?

138. When was the last time you had a deep conversation with someone?

139. What instantly ruins a conversation?

140. Biggest turn ons and turn on offs.

141. Biggest disappointment.

142. Do you have any self-restraint?

143. When did you last do something outside of your comfort zone?

144. Prized possession(s)?

145. What is your opinion on second chances?

146. Text or call?
text

147. What do you like about the 21st century?
super strong ac & the internet

148. What advice would you give to yourself 5 years ago?

149. How organized are you?

150. Favorite mode of transportation.

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today i went to buy groceries. And i gotta say, supermarkets charge way too much for jasmine rice compared to asian markets. I also accidentally melted my pyrex lid, so im a verified dumbass. I literally stuck the pyrex in the oven with the plastic lid still on 😭😭😭😭 what a meal prep FAIL. and tomorrow im gonna prep my chicken and rice with veg. i try to be more plant based, but meat is just such a convenient protein source!! like, i can only handle so much tofu and beans. and im such a dummy,,, the last two times ive went to buy kombucha i got the WRONG kind. so now i have two kinds of kombucha i only kinda like. it’s a stupid problem but when ur financially struggling and u spend $5-$12 on the wrong item it rlly sucks. also i purchased an $11 deodorant (i have no idea why. i already have some.) i rlly need to start insta cart-ing groceries so i dont impulse buy.

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ugh im so stupid . I literally cant understand anybody with accents and it makes me feel so bad!! The seamless guy called me and i could not understand him and ive never felt so shitty argh

also i rlly wanna go see FFH but i havent yet bc classes :(

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uhhhh can i get some validation bois

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i rlly can’t believe that when the people at urgent care asked me how i was i said “fine”, not like a golf cart had reversed into me and sliced my thigh 😂 i really do have big dumb energy

[jay, rip]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yaho...


yo i thought of you when i saw this

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jay wrote: "https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yaho...


yo i thought of you when i saw this"


omg i saw that!! honestly its such a struggle finding a good fc for eva bc like. all the insta pics delilah has have that edgy vibe not a princess vibe. anyways i overthink things lol

unrelated: why are celebs SO into using notes for important messages. im here for the content , not an essay

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i want to take some pain meds (proably ancetiminophen or however tf u spell it) bc my thigh is hurting rn (but not that bad i guess) but i also dont want to like burn my stomach lining or get addicted lol

also i went to target yesterday and bought a yellow maxi wrap dress (i never wear color omg) bc i cannot wear shorts for the time being. and like. why do i never buy/wear casual dresses?? it is so flowy and makes me look like a weird hippie i love it

also i saw ffh and mysterio is more like mysteri-HO.

[cosmic]

if you need help finding some fcs for eva, i have 4 that could be a good match for that princess vibe?
- gwen van meir
- iga wysocka
- scarlett leithold
- effy harvard

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brooooo im always looking tysm omg !! the closest ive found is rosie hw, but shes like 33, so...

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ooh i rlly like scarlett and effy!! its so strangely hard to find blonde hair and green eye fcs. why have i spent yrs developing one bratty character is the question i'd like to ask myself. like i am literally in COLLEGE with a character i created in MIDDLE SCHOOL yoikes

eva has had so many fcs asjswejk im such a bad creator lol. i remember db hamlin (current), ashley benson, i think taylor momsen?? whew

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i move into my condo and see my dog in three days!!! can i get a yee yee guys

[jay, rip]

yeeyee

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lol i finally tried a honey butter chicken biscuit. am i a member of brockhampton now??

but fr, my roommates were all "who wants to go to whataburger??" at like midnight so we went to whataburger (with dobby ofc, dobby is practically me and we all love him lol)

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i joined tinder so i could get compliments and i matched this one guy but then i told him i was only there for compliments but he seems v nice n cool and i told him if he ever wanted to hang out he could just hmu but NOW IDK WHAT TO DO bc we snapped each other a lil and now i have a friend crush except he goes to a diff college bleh

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oof.

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Hey guys!!! I went to the ostrich farm with my grandparent and it was exciting. We got to feed donkeys, goats, dwarf goats, ducks, chickens, ostriches (duh), sting rays, birds, parakeets, and bunnies. ( I think I got them all... IDK)

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i keep getting 70s on these econ quizzes i keep studying my butt off for. so very annoying,,, but like did i ask for tuition to be this expensive?? somebody has gotta pay tuition and its not gonna be my fam lolol

but like when ur college u have three options: grades, social life, or work

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also tinder guy IS cool but he also juuls,,, so idk man
he gives off e-boy vibes but genuinely seems smart AND we still haven't met up bc we are always WORKING and everything in my city is just too far apart

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I’m Faith I’m here for everyone fill me in

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lmaoo the fill in is that i got attached to a tinder e-boy who i will literarlly never meet up with bc im a full time college student and work like 25+ hrs a week AND he is looking for a casual relationship which means he is just trying to hookup and i am literally on tinder just to solicit compliments

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Well I’m here for you

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me, in target: mmm cheese, i love cheese!!
my roomate: do we need to get you some lactaid pills??

me, two minutes later: mmm chocolate milk, i love milk
my roomate: *looks at me in concern*

i am horribly lactose intolerant but i h*cking love dairy products!! and my roommate is constantly concerned for me but i have abandoned all cares and just deal with wracking stomach pains

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google chrome decided to be a little brat so now I have to use Microsoft edge like some boomer !!! annoying >:(

alsoooo I have an entire six page art history paper to write that I haven't even started but I am legit so lazy!! I also failed my first econ n math tests hahah whoops we love that for me

but its SO annoying bc I was studying so hard for those!! and I have to keep my gpa up if I intend to remain as a student senator (which I DO bc I genuinely enjoy it!!!)

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uhhhh idk if i went on a date last night. pls halp
i matched with this guy on tinder (22) and we were getting along, we r both jewish!! v neat

anyways, he added me on snap and asked if i wanted to hang "with him and the israeli gang" at 9pm friday. i said sure (bc i am desperately in need of socialization) and we stayed out until 3 am bowling, playing laser tag, pool, shuffleboard, etc. i thought i was just hanging with him n the bros and like one of the bros girlfriends

then we went to waffle house and i was sitting with him, bro with a gf, and gf-- and then bro with a gf said "so how did u two meet" so i promptly choked on my water. like i had no idea it was a date?? was it?? then i had a small mental crisis and sat awkwardly in the car on the way home when his friend dropped me off lol.

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um he is an international chess master?? haha what

[jay, rip]

joined tinder for compliments, such a fking mood lmfaoooo

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will someone just PLEASE tell me if it was a date or not

also it turns out my co worker went on a date with the same guy and said he was a nice guy but rlly hecking weird lol (and used to being friendzoned, idk whether to feel bad or laugh)

but like objectively speaking he’s good-looking? also one of my friends said he looks like “my type” but i didnt even know i had a type, tf

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but straight men are honestly wild. he told me only had ine chair in his apt and when i jokingly asked if his decor was empty alcohol containers he said “yes, only sometimes” um what

And i still cant believe he’s an international chess master!! Like when he told me he was on chess scholarship i was like “meh” but he’s international ranked. ah, what a smart jewish boy

but i am trying so hard to be social!! and i asked him if he wanted to go to shabbat services together he said “u should go, ill probably be busy” um ok whatever !! like i would be cool being friends with him. he seems neat??

but israelis r honestly party animals and i could not handle going out until 3am every single day i have off

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update: consensus is that yes, it apparently was a date (albeit a chill one) and im just hecking dumb, so i am gonna go have a small mental breakdown

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today i met up with a guy i matched with on tinder up for coffee (AS FRIENDS, i tried my best to make that v clear and did not let him pay for my coffee) ! so yay! i am being sociable

ack and i rlly hope i get invited to hang out with the israeli gang again! they are v chill and i love them all. but boy can israelis party !!

i also have to plan my sched for next semester, so i need to meet with an advisor smh

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also some guy was playing fireflies on the piano while we were drinking coffee and i loved it. 10/10 would sit there again

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Was tinder date cute

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he looked different than his profile pic! but yes, i’d say he was good looking lol

but! i rlly hope israeli bowling guy (maybe i should call them by their initials?? o ig) asks me to hang out again!! tbh ive been wondering if im aro/ace and i just like to look at him and desperate want to be his friend?? or if want to have a relationship

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did i mention the most mortifying part?? i was bad at bowling o out on the bumpers for me. imagine being an adult with 0 bowling skills. amazing i have survived this far. he actually was v supportive and gave me some tips, and was generally v supportive of my lack of athletic skills!! the only thing i was good at was shuffleboard

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but why am i overthinking a probably-not-date like five days later

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Did you get his number

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no, i just have his snap :(

me: O IS PERFECT
friend: ask him on a date if he’s so perfect then
me: no

y am i like this!! he is so smart and handsome and JEWISH like ?? it is a miracle he swiped right on me ?? an international chess champion with a 4.0!! too much!! my heart is dying!!

but i’m just weirded out that we have an age gap ig. like he’s had a real job and is in his 20s and he also likes to drink... and im not about that lol

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Ask him out

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life sucks when u dont have a car :/
he lives on campus in some apts and lowkey im thinking of moving onto campus next semester except for the fact that they’re so hecking expensive

But if i become a RA i get free housing (apts included) so uhhhhh im going to attend a session n PRAY bc then i wont have to work so much. also, campus is biking distance from my (one of) work... yeet

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You have got this

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I want somebody to buy me baba ghanoush and tell me I am intelligent n beautiful

So like.... a generous waiter? 😂

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You are intelligent n beautiful

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men are honestly so useless. such a scam. why can't i be attracted to women, who are communicative and beautiful!!

"oh we should get shawarma sometime" i gave him a restaurant!! but no!! he cannot ask me out!! maybe i just need to accept the fact that he doesn't like me lolol

bc like if i ever hit him up, he just responds with a dry ass "haha" or "lol yeah" like SIR if u dont like me just SAY SO!

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what if i actually did something for halloween

a) party (erm no ty)
b) hand out candy (even tho only like 3 kids live in my apt complex)
c) see rocky horror picture show
d) wallow in misery about how i dont have a boo for sp00ky szn
e) dress up me n my dog like the "yo quiero taco bell ad" (idk how i'd do this), taco belle (i am belle, he is a taco), or something from napoleon dynamite. of course i'd be wasting money on a costume with nowhere to go

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Full send and tell him you like him

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this guy just cancelled our date :/ we were supposed to get souffles, then it turned into thai, then he had to cancel bc his doctor/ supervisor called him in

tbh wasnt into him, but if he can pay for my uber to downtown 2x AND dinner? yes sir 😍😍🥵 i only date rich older men 🤧🥰😌 in this case, med students ig 😂😂

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lol

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Lmao my roommate is literally psychotic. She wrote hate poetry about me, my dog (😂), and our other roommate who literally moved out bc she was crazy. It’s generally bad poetry, but there is one line (“in your skin i feel alive”)..... like uhhh okay leatherface , u good?