+ workshop

[kaya]

(view spoiler)[ my creativity got up and ran in the other direction so have absolutely no title whatsoever


jeon minhyun 25, vocal/rap
+ p.l.a.t.i.n.u.m (group), 2night (duo)
+ suga fc
. the group he was in flopped pretty much straight away, so they tried putting him in a duo, which worked well for a few years, then they kinda lost their popularity because newer groups that were 'more interesting' kept coming up, so now they're on the unit because the company can't think of any other ways to make them interesting
. we do not talk about the first group
. unless you enjoy being put in chokeholds until you apologise
. over the years he's gotten so good at faking emotion when he's in front of cameras that if you talk to him in a public setting then again in private he'll seem completely different
. it's not that he's incapable of feeling emotion, he just doesn't get a lot of positive ones and the ones he does have are confusing, so it's easier just to push that all to the side and focus on something else
& 2night w/ andrew (shad)
& if his ex was also on the unit...


im mingyu 23, rap
+ 1st
+ oh sehun
. acts cocky
. key word: acts
. has zero self-confidence
. mostly just does what he's told, doesn't take initiative because he's constantly worried that he'll stuff up
. he hardly ever does stuff up, though, and he's working on trusting his intuition more
. he tries so hard he really needs to relax
& collabs


park jaewon 20, vocal/dance
+ galaxy
+ jeon jungkook
. everyone sees him as this perfect golden child who does no wrong
. because when he first debuted he was marketed as the cute sixteen-year-old that teenage girls would swoon over
. and they never really let him grow up
. the truth is that he's really just another young adult struggling to cope
. he doesn't have any debilitating illnesses, he isn't a genius, he's not particularly funny — he's painfully ordinary, aside from the fact that he's good at dancing
. the only reason he's good at singing is because his parents made him take vocal lessons as a kid, and he had enough natural talent that the lessons made him noticeably good
. but hey, at least ordinary is safe, right? it's not like he has any huge terrible secrets that the world will crucify him for — the media can try to make a big deal out of cheating on an end-of-year exam, but the crucial audience (young adults and teenagers) are in the same boat, so
& collabs


kwon hanjae 22, vocal
+ 1st
+ choi youngjae
. a sunshine
. optimistic
. his unimpressed laugh doesn't really inspire fear it just sounds like his normal laugh except slightly more done with everything
& collabs


kim byeol 23, dance
+ stardust
+ kwon soonyoung
. byeol isn't not talented. he's just not talented in the right things.
. he's pretty, he's good excellent at dancing, and that's where it ends. his voice isn't suited to the kinds of songs that his dancing and face are, aside from dancing he's exceptionally clumsy, and he's not particularly charismatic either
. he can be funny sometimes
. he's very loud and energetic
. probably should have gone into acting but he loves dance
& collabs


jang doyeon 20, rap
+ BE4 (band)
+ jeon wonwoo
. please just let him sit in a corner and shut the world out
. honestly he mostly wants his contract to run out so he can go back to being normal
. he really can't blame anyone except himself, because he's the one who signed the contract, he's the one who thought being an idol would be fun
. maybe if he messes up badly enough they'll kick him out
. but first he's got to put on a good show for the audience because if he causes a scandal then he won't be able to show his face in public ever again
. so as much as it's pretty obvious that he doesn't want to be here, he's trying his best not to get eliminated straight away. give it a couple of eliminations and he should be safe to ‘accidentally’ mess up a task
& collabs


nam minsoo 16, rap
+ MooNs
+ han jisung
. such a music nerd
. he kinda just wanted to, y'know, not get stuck in a program full of failures, because they debuted like a month ago so ??? wyd @ company leaders
. thinks this is probably a really unsuitable competition for him to be in because he's sixteen and there are people in their mid-twenties here
. like honestly he's the right age that if their group was actually a flop (which it wasn't, nothing can flop that quickly) the company could just put him in another group and debut him again if they wanted to
. but clearly competing with people ten years older than him is what the company considers a 'good idea' for publicity.
& "stop being my mother" w/ shad's chan fc


kim seungyoon 26, vocal/dance
+ soloist (syk)
+ lee taemin
. he's unreasonably proud of the fact that he came up with 'syk' when he was twenty
. he thinks it's clever, “'cause it's like 'sike' but it also uses my initials”
. such a dork honestly
. but also a brooding ball of angst if the situation calls for it
. this is step one of coming to terms with the fact that he's going to have to stop taking on quite so much sooner or later
. bc he's already got chronic insomnia and his doctor says that he's not far off getting chronic fatigue if he doesn't stop working so hard
. and his manager figured that potentially becoming part of a group might help by taking some of the responsibilities away from him and not having to do such complex choreography (which is basically gymnastics, and he's probably starting to get too old for that)
. wants to go back to the good old days when he was still young and had years ahead of him and he was healthy and happy and didn't nearly collapse under the pressure of living up to the public's expectations
& collabs


yoon soohyeon 24, publicist
+ park jaehyung
. "if i catch you ruining your reputation i'm going to make it my life mission to make sure you get the least amount of screentime known to humankind"
. things he doesn't enjoy in the slightest: damage control
. honestly would it kill idols to be like normal people and not do illegal stuff that ruins their reputation? like, he's been doing it for the last twenty-four years, why can't they?
. "ha. ha. ha. that's funny." (i've been awake for forty-three hours and i'm running on coffee and bitterness and you're making semi-offensive jokes and i really just want to punch you in the mouth but i can't because your face is worth more than i earn in a year so instead i'm just going to be as passive-aggressive as i can and hopefully you'll catch on)
. he's really nice to his co-workers though and he cares about them a lot
. it's just the famous people that he hates
& saves aech's jaewon from his bad memory by unlocking his phone for him & leaving him reminders everywhere
& argues constantly w/ nayoung (alessia)


lee jeongmin 20, makeup artist
+ boo seungkwan
. you'd swear he's a grandma in a guy's body because he's so sweet and patient and supportive
. and he brings food that's diet-friendly and won't make a mess so if the person whose makeup he's doing is particularly whiny or fidgety they'll stop and he can focus
. such an innocent, lovely person
. a friendly squish
& collabs


choi jinyoung 22, editor/producer
+ lee jihoon (woozi)
. overthinks everything
. constantly fussing
. 'calm down' is not a phrase in his vocabulary
. if contestants annoy him you can pretty much guarantee he's going to find a way to edit the footage to make them look stupid
. 80% of editing victims on the show have annoyed him in one way or another (including just with their face, because he isn't above judging people based on their face — that's what kpop is about, surely?)
. no sympathy
. if you insult his height or are surprised about his age he'll fight you
& "no i will not calm down leaf me alone" @ shinra's kwon bin (hide spoiler)]

[shinra]

flop or bop

(view spoiler)[

CONTESTANTS:


"arthur" yoon sangmin + 20 + vocal/dance + moons
. fc vernon
. secret (view spoiler)[okay so basically, when he was younger he had an underage drinking problem. like he literally gave zero fucks and was honestly heading down the wrong road. this was before he debuted of course. so he got into this accident when he was intoxicated and hit into this teenage girl which wasn't entirely his fault since she crossed the road when the light was green, but the fact that he was under the influence didn't make the situation any better. on top of that his family is actually very prominent in society his dad being the then minister of justice. the girl was like physically disabled for awhile but the victim's family and her forgave him but it still like hit him hard. so he cracked down on himself and took a vow of sobriety but every time someone asks why, he just says he doesn't like the taste of alcohol or he's a lightweight to dismiss the subject. but despite this, he still gets antsy when he's around alcohol (hide spoiler)]
+ very energetic and smiley
+ always the one to cheer people up even though he lowkey feels dead inside
+ everyone thinks he's just a pretty boy but he's actually pretty smart
+ "a smooth sea never made a skilful sailor"
+ has an inferiority complex. like he's super talented but he puts down himself a lot
+ wears a charm bracelet all the time so he can commemorate his sobriety milestones
+ drowning in anxiety and self doubt but he tries to pretend he's fine with his bubbly, optimistic façade
+ under all that rainbows and sunshine, there's a confused and insecure person who holds pessimistic views against the world
+ in shorter words, he's a hypocrite
collabs
. yin @ sundara's hades



min jisung + 24 + vocal/rap + killer king
. fc DEAN
. leader of killer king
. secret (view spoiler)[got arrested for assault once but it was when he was in high school and it was when he was trying to defend a classmate who frequently got bullied (hide spoiler)]
+ rarely talks
+ has the most undecipherable poker face ever
+ some people say he looks like he's constantly upset
+ it's either he doesn't realize or he just doesn't care
+ music is life but he's seriously questioning if he actually wants to stay and idol or just be a producer who writes songs instead of performing
+ arguably nice - he has his moments where he actually is a sweetheart
+ however if you piss him off, that's your grave
+ wonders how the hell he even got on this show when he remembers blatantly refusing to participate but his company gave him an ultimatum so basically if he didn't compete, he would apparently be "violating his contract"
+ well, he’s the leader so he’s gonna at least try to seem like he wants to be here.
collabs
. killer king members



"ace" xiao kai + 21 + rap/dance + stardust
. fc jackson wang
. secret (view spoiler)[rumor has it that the reason he was shunned from his family was not because of his career choice but the whole fraud scandal that was leaked about his older brother's business (hide spoiler)]
+ troublemaker™
+ "i came out here for a good time and honestly i feel so attacked right now"
+ always the one to make a joke out of a serious situation
+ was scouted from his street performances
+ comes from a rich family but hates the uptight lifestyle so he's estranged
+ honestly he doesn't care about the fame. he just wants to rap and dance while having a good time
collabs
. stardust members


han eunha + 25 + soloist
. taehyung (v) fc
. secret (view spoiler)[ (hide spoiler)]
+ fans' nickname for him is "princess leia" since his name means galaxy and mostly used for girls and his obvious obsession with star wars. just look at any of his social media accounts
+ emotionally unavailable
+ but still gets into scandals 24/7 because everyone thinks he's a playboy
+ lowkey is but he's honestly just trying to distract himself from thinking about his ex and move on but that's obviously not working
+ petty.exe (view spoiler)[once when someone didn't respond to his text until like 2 hours later, he set a timer for 4 hours then responded to them (hide spoiler)]
+ "that sounds like a you problem"
+ acts like he doesn't care but he actually is a softie
+ every time he sees his ex, he turns into a savage beast with no regrets on the insults that comes out of his mouth
+ otherwise, he's basically pretty chill with his sarcastic humor and such
+ curses in japanese when really stressed
+ the person who takes polaroids of everything just for the aesthetic
+ can't rap to save his life
+ but at least he can dance and sing like a god so that makes up for it
collabs
. ex @ sundara's hoon


oh hyerim + 20 + vocal/dance & visual + oreo
. lee jieun (iu) fc
. secret (view spoiler)[unknown to others, hyerim actually posts fanfics about idols on ao3 mostly explicit under the username tartarsauce. she also runs a twitter account of the same name. both accounts are actually pretty popular in the community.
also, rumor has it that she's not actually skinnier due to some new diet she's on. it's more like being bulimic. (hide spoiler)]
+ head in the clouds
+ her obliviousness to serious situations make people think she's kinda crazy but it's just her tuning it out
+ think luna lovegood
+ superrrr friendly. will not hesitate to kiss you on the cheek and hug you when she's greeting you.
+ two modes: high blood sugar sweet or sour patch kid
+ she can be serious. i swear. well mostly when it comes to her career.
+ honestly needs someone to mother her. like she's a hazard to her own safety.
+ if you hate on her fellow members or she receives unnecessary criticism, her personality takes a complete 180. the proof is in her twitter responses to netizens.
collabs
. oreo members



STAFF:


kwon bin + 34 + director
. fc lee dong wook
+ "your presence is ruining my vibes"
+ the nonchalant director
+ always comes to work wearing a long v neck and a pair of jeans and for some reason always has lollipop in his mouth
+ "so i know the judges said your performance was lacking but here's a lollipop. cheer up! :)))"
+ tries to make the contestants feel at home on the show despite the chance of being eliminated
+ but he still pranks them. he has no shame whatsoever.
+ the savageness is within him
+ no filter
+but like when he's actually working, he gets really serious. it's kinda scary
collabs
. “take a chill pill” w/ kaya’s jinyoung

(hide spoiler)]

[alessia]

i'll be your star (view spoiler)[ i'll shine on you


seo minhyuk + 20 + killer king [ maknae, dancer, rapper ]
fc: byeongkwan
. secret (view spoiler)[ he might have stolen and gotten suspended for a few days in his first year of high school. (hide spoiler)]
. multi-talented kid
. MAKNAE ON TOP
. actually very shy
. the duality is real
. skills on point but he's so awkward he's always standing off to one side and hardly getting any screentime
. his bff in kk chose not to participate so ~hello darkness my old friend~
collabs
. jeongmin feeds and talks to him (kaya)
. youngmin also feeds him (juno)
. adopted by jinyoung (elyse)
+ killer king
+ somebody protec him


beom seokho + 18 + moons [ dancer ]
fc: chanhee (view spoiler)[ #sweg
(hide spoiler)]
. secret (view spoiler)[ idk he's too dumb to keep one honestly (hide spoiler)]
. actually doesn't know what moons stands for (but does anyone)
. he's only here bc he was scouted from his school's dance club and was like "i'll be on tv??? cool" and so he trained for two years and ended up on the unit
. "what am i even doing here i just debuted"
. but no problem, he's out here getting those Connections
. attaches himself to other groups' members more than his own
. probably goes to older groups like "hi i'm a baby tAKE CARE OF ME"
. to other groups, he's all cute and "hi i'm smol pls protect me" but to moons he's a Rebellious Teen who acts #sweg all the time
. "no hyung stop it don't embarrass me in front of the solids hyungs"
. he's not a maknae but lives the evil maknae life
collabs
. horrible group name solidarity w jinwoo (aech)
. dancer maknaes w changjun (juno)
+ moons hmu
+ other groups too he needs those Connections


cho eunhye + 19 + six gravity [ vocal ]
fc: doyeon
. secret (view spoiler)[ in high school, she played rugby and broke someone's ribs bc she didn't like them accidentally. her parents paid them off and she changed schools. and yes her parents are rich. very rich. (hide spoiler)]
. looks like a dancer but is actually the worst at dancing
. her visuals are On Point tho
. plus she's fit af
. can be a jerk bc she's too frank for her own good
. but hey burdens have to be called out so they know they have to work harder
collabs
+ six gravity
+ honestly i need a badass girl squad (now includes: eunhye and nahyun)


im nayoung + 27 + PD
fc: sung kyung
. was a trainee for five years before her company went under and she gave up
. it's ok she wasn't going anywhere anyway, she's happier now
. c'mon she's living the pd-noona dream
. a cutie
. probably the one who puts in all the "wah! hot!" "so. s.e.x.y." "pretty~~" exclamations and flower/sparkles effects
. hates putting in drama
. thank her for all the cuts of your ships
collabs
. jinyoung hates her and she hates him back (kaya)
+ staff-nims hmu


nam hyerim + 26 + stylist
fc: sunmi
. stilettos 24/7
. looks like she could kill you
. she can
. "look i didn't go to milan to study fashion for nothing ok? u wear what i tell u to wear"
. will fite
collabs
. stylist friends w yewon (aech)
(hide spoiler)]

[juno.]

on top of the world — (view spoiler)[

— where i can see everything before me

COUNTS:
rap : vocal : dance
2 : 3 : 3


RYU YOUNGMIN / killer king + rapper
. fc choi minki
. Disaster Gay
. a train wreck of a person honestly is he okay
. his personality consists of forgetting things and eating junk food
. a decent dancer
. singing is...not one of his fortes
. the type of person that you would NEVER expect him to be a people person
. but befriends the weirdest, most unapproachable people ever
secret
. writes his raps about food and has never dated a girl his entire life
collabs
. twins w/ shad's kwangmin
. mother hen of alessia's minhyuk


KANG HAJOON / diamond/2wink + vocal
. fc cha eunwoo
. troublemaker.mp3
. flirtman
. a visual boy
. can flirt like nobody's business but couldn't tell if anyone was genuinely into him if it hit him like a train
. actually half decent singer get this man a vocal trainer honestly
. it would really help
collabs
. power couple w/ shad's patrick


"ROWAN" CHAE CHANGJUN / MooNs maknae + dance
. fc yoon sanha
. what's a CHILD doing here
. also a walking disaster
. honestly just wants to dance
. raised by his grandmother in the countryside
. wanted to be a ballerino but then saw a taemin performance and uh heart eyes emoji
. hardworking kiddo but incredibly gullible
. wears his heart on his sleeve
. probably has publicly cried like four times
secret
. biggest andrew fan there ever is to fan ever. has commented on all of andrew's posts. youtube? check. instagram? check. he has all his notifs on for andrew ONLY (and not even for the other moons members.)
collabs
. notice me senpai w/ shad's andrew


KIM SIWOO / trickst☆r maknae + dance
. fc kim jaehwan
. so all my group members are in the military and the company wants me to do something
. jk he was supposed to go on the show w/ another member but he pulled out for health reasons
. so it's just him now
. ummmm kind of the useless member of the group I'm ngl other than mood making
. but he's super funny and really easy to get along with
. would have a better time being a host
secret
. lip synced half his career ????
. girl handed him a love letter in school but he just. autographed it.
collabs
. collab


BOO SEULGI / SOARA + rapper
. fc sung jiyeon (jane)
. dad jokes ???? dad jokes
. tries to be the mom friend but kind of too forgetful to be one
. surprisingly good on variety
. she's really more of an all rounder and would have a fighting chance as a dancer but she's technically a rapper in the group
secret
. ???
collabs
. collab


"PRIN" MOON HANEUL / AURORA + vocal
. fc kim jiwoo (chuu)
. aurora's debut is pow pow.mp3
. sister of super idol group a-prince's main vocal
. came on the unit to break free of the whole "sister" tagline she's her own person ok !!!!
. also her group isn't doing that well and they're known for having a-prince member's little sister in it even though they're not in the same company
. cheerful and hardworking, but can be dense
secret
. her bias in a-prince is not, in fact, her brother
. also she was rejected from a-prince's company's auditions so there's that
collabs
. collab


"LOLA" CHOI JINHWA / daydream + dancer
. fc yoo shiah (yooa)
. "hi my future! hello, i'm daydream's lola"
. daydream's debut song is twice heart shaker
. hard carry.mp3
. so basically she was a child actress turned idol
. kind of hard carrying her entire group
. doesn't want to hard carry her entire group
. she knows they don't like her that much and she wants to quit
. had a solo debut at some point before the group existed and like, it flopped
. very good at showing the side of herself that she thinks you'll like
. what's a personality can you eat it
secret
. the whole reason her group exists? is because her company wanted to milk all the money out of her before her contract ends. her fellow members are just the decoration for one lola, yours truly.
collabs
. collab


"JIA" PARK JI-A / girl band 'venus' + vocal
. fc jeon somin
. so . her band flopped
. and she's here, as the leader
. the Momest of Mom Friends
. speaks fluent japanese /????
. stop !!! shipping !!!! her !!!!! group !!!!!! to japan !!!!!!!!!
. Responsible and Mature
. will challenge you to drinking games
secret
. so what if she was working a part time job at the convenience store behind everyone's backs when they first debuted? a girl's gotta eat, yknow.
collabs
. collab

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"Hades" Song Jinwoo// 20
-kai fc
-Moons
- literally zero charm, this guy will most likely be kicked out of the show due to some mishap as he enters his anger space
- but exceeds in raw talent
- his parents put him through years of training
- he probably has an upper hand, aside from his personality, there was nothing his parents could do there
Secret
_^^^ just that, he has an advantage from being trained since childhood
_ also the fact that he has a habit of bribing people
//yin and yang with Arthur (shinra)
//"if I can't insult people then what is my meaning in life?" w/mingyu (kaya)
// protective but critical older brother to minsoo (monsoon) (kaya)
// nemesis with soonhyeon (kaya)


Lee Jaeho// 21
-key fc
-songwriter
-very serious about his job
- includes about 2637749462518 abstract symbolism in songs
- makes everything way too personal
- " oh you want a song about having fun and partying? Well no bitch, you're gonna get a song about the loss of the meaning of life in the upcoming generations and the significance of the decrease of suicide rates"
- so so so close to falling into alcoholism
- has the voice to become a soloist but doesn't have the will, drive, nor enough sponsors



"JOJO" Choi Young-jo// 18
-hwiyoung fc
- a vocal star (think Super Junior's Kyuhyun's and Adele's high notes mixed together)
- he's super nice but not naïve, he knows what he wants and how to get it
- plays the "good boy" image really well
- no one try to come up with a scandal for this boy, he's too clean
- secret: he wants to go solo
//friends with Jaewon (kaya)
// "shut up Jojo" w/byeol (kaya)


Nam Gi-su//27
-gdragon fc
-director
- washed up dreams and washed up idols
- really bitter
-still can't let go of his glory
- debuted when be was 18 and the fuse died out when he was 23. 5 years of fame were nearly not good enough for him
// always calls hanjae an idiot bc he's always optimistic (kaya)
// "you're so endearing" w/jinyoung (kaya)



"Ryan" Park ryunghoo // 25
- group: Xwalk
-a whole grandfather and a half
- he has enough talent to get him signed into any agency he wants but he let's people walk all over him
- his heart is too big tbh
- and it's not made for this industry
- self esteem and body image issues 101
- plays the piano really well and his rapping and singing are excellent
- grew up poor with only the bare necessities
//"don't leave, you're relly gud" w/doyeon (kaya)
//: old tired people who should probably retire but nah" w/seungyoon (kaya)



Moon Dohyun //27
- soloist
- a pianist and violinist also
- what a smooth talker holycrap
- abrasive
- also a tad bit controlling.
- born with tragedy in his blood
- always seems to attract chaos.
- an actual mother tho in terms of cleaning and cooking
- tbh he only came here for his ex, aka minhyun
- that doesn't mean he's not talented tho.
- he's actually verrry ggood , it's just that p.l.a.t.i.n.u.m. set out a bad reputation for him
- spends money like it's nothing while ppl are literally dying on the street.
- why do I always make asshole characters?
//ex with minhyun (kaya)


Kyungsook Hoon// 26
-Minho fc
-soloist
-literally not good at anything else. Don't ask him to rap, don't ask him to dance
- his plan to wow the judges is to sit on a stool and play guitar while singing
- type A everything, he's forgotten what relaxed feels like
- especially after his recent breakup, he's been even more wound up since his ex was the sole cause of his relaxation
- yah, now his ex is making him even MORE stressed
- has a vendetta against fate
- very damn philosophical
- don't dare talk to him about love, he will diss it in the best and most scientific and reasonable way possible
- "CALm yO titS"
- annoyed with and probably hates everyone on the show already
// ex with tae fc (shinra)



Kang Ahnjong// 25
-seokjin fc
- makeup artist
-will tell it to your face that make up is wayyyyy beyond solving any of your problems
-1119% savage
- jokes and clapbacks 24/7
-gets into a lot of fights actually bc HE CAN"T keep his mouth shut
- always talks shit when doing makeup, it's just his thing
- and he purposely gets in certain people's nerves because he likes to provoke them
- that one crazy bitch aunt that makes a mean lasagna
-"I'm not bad at makeup, you're just ugly"



Kim Bong-ki// 22
- chanyeol fc
- stage designer
-If you tell him to roll over and die, he will actually do it
- so malleable
- follows rules and directions all the time
- he was the one only child whose parents didn't let them do ANYTHING and had super high expectations for them.
-designing is his passion but it's just a job rn bc he needs to pay for law school (what his parents wanted)
- had no freedom at all, barely experienced his childhood and young adult life
- has no self confidence
- very low maintenance, will be happy if you just said hi to him



Ahn Eunwoo//24
- key fc
-Phoenix
- sort of that one guy in the background
-does his best to blend in
-he's that one type of person that is ACTUALLY responsible and does his work
-overly cautious. (think George Mclellan during the civil war)
-slow to take action, unless he is a 1000% sure it won't backfire
-overprotective mother that keeps everyone out of harms way
- but like, he does it without anyone knowing because he doesn't want too much attention on himself
- yes, his parents screwed him up by giving him TOO much attention. negative attention.
- he's just mildly good at everything. no hidden talents or extraordinary gifts



Chul Bo Yeon//27
-I swear I'm done with asshole characters
-he's gonna be nice; maybe
-known as A.M
- used to be a member of HAZE
- left the group when he got engaged. then his engagement broke off
- no he's flying solo
- one of the old guys with talent and no wisdom
- slower than a snail when it comes to logic and reason
- " I need air to live wtf?"
-so slow, he doesn't even understand sarcasm
-innocent and loving as hell someone protecc him all he wants is the best for everyone



name name//##
- this little shit knows exactly what she's doing
- sneaky yet lovable
- annoying, according to everyone
-she has a hobby for teasing people
-she especially likes the attention she gets when she's being extra lesbian. (hide spoiler)]

[Natsuki]

i only watch the unit for hwang chiyeul
(view spoiler)[
CONTESTANTS


정찬영 JEONG CHANYOUNG
↪ 24, male, vocalist, (view spoiler)[ (hide spoiler)]
↪ dance 2, vocal 5, rap 3, potential 4, charm 3 = 17
↪ SOLOIST - debuted as a solo ballad artist at age 18
. trained for five years to debut in a hip hop dance group -
. only to be debuted as a solo ballad singer instead
. and he likes ballads, sure
. he's not really the hip hop type, anyway
. but he wanted more than this - the singing, the dancing, the variety
. which is why after having moderate success he's here
collabs
. open to anything



남진영 NAM JINYOUNG | 블레이즈 BLAZE
↪ COMPLETED
↪ 25, male, dancer and visual, actor, (view spoiler)[was bullied by older members and is the reason for zodiac boyz's disbandment (hide spoiler)]
↪ dance 5, vocal 3, rap 0, potential 4, charm 5 = 17
↪ ZODIAC BOYZ (WOLF) - a 12 member boy group debuted in 2010 with the concept being that each member represented an animal of the chinese zodiac. disbanded in 2017 after contract expiration "on good terms"
. dropped the stage name because he actually wants a successful career
. literally the only known member out of zodiac boyz
. epitome of golden maknae but the others didn't set a high standard
. has gotten a few modeling jobs and acting roles but nothing major yet
. he misses DANCING
. he's a stable singer but his range isn't amazing so he can't go solo
. so he acted to save his dying career but it's not what he wanted
collabs
. something w/shad's soyeon



이수만 LEE SOOMAN | 정수 JUNGXU
↪ 24, male, vocalist, (view spoiler)[ (hide spoiler)]
↪ dance #, vocal #, rap #, potential #, charm #, = ##
↪ XTREME XPLOSION (OPPA OPPA) - duo debuted in 2014 with a song that went semi-viral for the meme value until everyone moved on and pretends it was a weird fever dream.
. gets hate from jinx fans for trying to capitalize off of jeongsu's fame
. they're not WRONG, that was the ceo's plan
. but don't call him out on it !!
collabs
. troublemaker.mp4 w/deen's heechul



홍재진 HONG JAEJIN
↪ COMPLETED
↪ dance #, vocal #, rap #, potential #, charm # = ##
↪ KNIGHT (YOU DON'T GO) - project duo. kill him. please.
. total brat
. absolutely does NOT want to be here
. why is his company making him do this
. fuck you ceo kim
collabs
. knight w/junor's idk
. open to anything



정재현 JUNG JAEHYUN
↪ COMPLETED
↪ 24, male, vocalist, (view spoiler)[ (hide spoiler)]
↪ dance #, vocal #, rap #, potential #, charm # = ##
↪ PHOENIX (GOOD LUCK) - at debut in 2011, a five-piece group that was extremely successful. although unable to beat competition, they had a solidly growing fanbase until 2013, during which the members were involved in a car accident on the way to the year-ends. while some of the members sustained only minor injuries, their leader and main rapper as well as their maknae were severely injured and unable to return to work, thus terminating their contracts. with only the three middle members remaining, phoenix went on hiatus until late 2015, and have since had a few comebacks with no success
. it's been a hard time but he's ready to move forward
. he wants to do well he wants to not be the group where everyone just-
. "they could've been so big, what a shame"
. feels like he has something to prove
collabs
. phoenix w/sundara's (key)
. open to anything



옥선옥 OK SEONOK | 지연 JIYEON
↪ COMPLETED
↪ 26, female, vocalist, (view spoiler)[writes hate posts about her own group in hopes that fans will come to their defense (hide spoiler)]
↪ dance 3, vocal 5, rap 0, potential 4, charm 4 = 16
↪ JEANS (SECRET TIME) - debuted in 2012, a 5 piece vocally based girl group with the name standing for each of their initials, with the meaning that they can go with any concept like your favorite pair of jeans goes with any outfit
. the group that tried to be too much tbh
. five power vocals, too many concepts, couldn't find a niche
. jiyeon KNOWS she's the full package but she's never been lucky
. very determined
. she be small but her lungs be strong
collabs
. open to anything



민채영 MIN CHAEYOUNG | 웬즈데이 WEDNESDAY
↪ COMPLETED
↪ 22, female, vocalist, (view spoiler)[there's a sex tape with her and that male idol somewhere (hide spoiler)]
↪ dance 4, vocal 4, rap 1, potential 3, charm 1 = 13
↪ 7DAYS (NO OH OH) - debuted in 2015, a seven member group in which each member is named after a day of the week, hasn't had a comeback since 2016, friday left the group and she was the visual dammit
. has had two dating scandals
. one of which was a Very Popular male idol
. who of course got off with no consequences
. do you KNOW how many hump day jokes she gets bc of it
collabs
. i will adopt u and we will talk shit together w/junor's haneul
. open to anything



송가윤 SONG GAYOON | 그레이스송 GRACE SONG
↪ COMPLETED
↪ 22, female, vocalist, (view spoiler)[when she was in high school she was the president of the anime club for three years and still can recite every word of the finale episode of fullmetal alchemist from memory (hide spoiler)]
↪ dance 4, vocal 4, rap 0, potential 4, charm 5 = 17
↪ SOARA
. korean canadian
. does a lot of fan interaction things - live videos, replies to comments, etc.
. has a cluster of loyal western stans
. the good-natured airheaded body gag thing has gotten her a few variety gigs
. she's beauty she's grace and she doesn't know how to boil water
. very intuitive but not good at anything typically considered intelligent
. composes music but doesn't write lyrics bc the last time she tried they were so bad SHE rejected the song herself
. plays piano, guitar, ukelele, and a mean recorder
collabs
. open to anything



최하나 CHOI HANA
↪ COMPLETED
↪ 23, female, vocalist and rapper, (view spoiler)[has stress induced vertigo but she's not telling anyone (hide spoiler)]
↪ dance #, vocal #, rap #, potential #, charm # = ##
↪ HUI - double happiness bitches
. certified tsundere
collabs
. mutual pining duo w/shad's (hyungsik)
. open to anything



김지은 KIM JIEUN
↪ 17, female, dancer and maknae, (view spoiler)[there's a pic of her from high school pretending to smoke a cigarette which was actually bubblegum but it's not like you can tell from the photo (hide spoiler)]
↪ dance 4, vocal 3, rap 3, potential 3, charm 3 = 16
↪ SIX GRAVITY
. some love her for it, some hate her for it, but she won't fucking quit the aegyo
. when you're cute you gotta own it right?
. kind of annoying tbh
. but she's self aware about it
. like she LOVES attention and she's not gonna hide that lmao
collabs
. open to anything



STAFF


김해진 KIM HAEJIN
↪ 26, male, manager
. the Hot Manager™
. major stick up his ass
. how can someone be so responsible but so dumb?
. looking out for these grown ass children is more than he bargained for
collabs
. open to anything



조워호 JO WONHO | 오라이온 ORION
↪ COMPLETED
↪ 29, male, songwriter and producer
↪ CORDIS - a now-very successful three-piece indie band of which wonho is frontman. are known as charting monsters. took over eight years to reach this point
. he uses his real name for cordis, orion is his producer name
. worked as a producer for years before reaching his own success as a singer
. has produced a lot of hit songs for other artists also which gives orion name value
. which is why they want him here
. he thinks it's a really great thing to give talented but unlucky people another chance
. but he won't work with people who don't take this seriously
collabs
. open to anything



강민영 KANG MINYOUNG
↪ 33, female, director
. getting to where she is was an uphill battle
. but here she is and she's not taking shit from anyone
. will be the most competent in the room and will do so in high heels
. the day she shows up at work without eyeliner is the day the world ends
collabs
. open to anything



임재석 LIM JAESEOK
↪ 34, male, producer
. lives for the #drama
. king of evil editing
. also dramatic bgm
. will imitate dramatic bgm irl
. the most annoying man alive probably
collabs
. open to anything

(hide spoiler)]

[dyanne]

... inspirit?
(view spoiler)[
CONTESTANTS

JO YEONSOO
19 + dance + soara
. d.ana fc
. former child actress who was more famous for this one lemona commercial
. she was SIX YEARS OLD just because it was cute then doesnt mean its cute now
. PLEASE stop asking her to sing the "lemo lemo-na-na-na-na-na" song


OH YEWON
19 + vocal + oreo
. chaeyeon fc
. savage diva maknae
. all her facial expressions are memes
. kinda polarized tbh
. some people think she's rude and disrespectful
. some people think she's a fucking badass
. in truth yewon is just really bad at thinking before she acts. or talks. or blinks.
. wants to sing emotional ballads and chill r&b
. but nooooooooooo
. let's put yewon in a fucking oreo cupcake costume
. and make her whine lemme be your sweetheart for a minute straight


LIM JOOHYUN
23 + vocals + 4EVER
. seolhyun fc
. "the hot one"
. yeah no literally no one knows her group
. and that's partly cos the main vocal left due to health issues
. and partly cos 4EVER never found their niche
. and mostly cos of shitty management
. but even the few fans 4EVER had didn't really like joohyun
. it's not her fault she's ridiculously shy okay
. but she's trying
. she knows her company's just trying to sell her visuals to get sponsors
. but that's literally the only thing she seems to be able to do at this point
. so joohyun really can't complain


KIM HEECHUL | XIUMAN
24 + vocal + xtreme xplosion
. sungyeol fc
. yes, he has the same name as the ceo of KHC ent it's v unfortunate
. almost as unfortunate as his stage name
. had his 5 min of fame on that one star faceoff ep where he crossdressed as a girl
. and all the judges thought he was legit a woman
. and complimented his beautiful eyes and even more beautiful legs
. and then he opened his mouth and everyone was like
. wtf why does this woman's voice sound like a man
. and then they realized
. he is a man
. also fyi xtreme xplosion stands for
.eXciting Teen Romance Emotional Man Era
. eXtraordinary People Love Opens Super Interesting Opportunities Now


KIM JIHYUK | YOLO
22 + rap + b!gstar
. minhyun fc
. company ceo was in a four year lawsuit for embezzling
. so no one was allowed to promote
. and jihyuk was bored ok so he started posting these chicken covers on youtube
. who knew so many people loved musical chickens
. said ceo is now in jail and the group disbanded
. but jihyuk has 1.4 mill subscribers so he thinks it turned out ok
. anyway his new ceo loves money almost as much as his old ceo
. so ya boi is back trying to milk every ounce of chicken-related popularity he has

STAFF

AHN MIJOO
23 + choreographer
. naeun fc
. chief choreographer at 1bill dance studio
. just wants to have a good time
. known for her powerful girl group choreo
. like this or this or this
. her instagram is literally just pictures of ice cream and coffee
. aspires to be a professional foodie but thinks all food tastes good so


LEE SUNWOO
24 + manager
. hongbin fc
. has a business management degree from yonsei
. but is too poor to afford business school
. so he's stuck babysitting being a manager
. gets mistaken for a contestant all the time
. [watches the uni+ on tv] "omg how come no one told me about all this drama going on" (hide spoiler)]

[sucre'd fiend]

keep your eyes on me (view spoiler)[ s p o t l i g h t


min dongwoo aka 6ixti + 21 / rapper of d-fi / fc park jimin
[ completed ]
inspo: bro wtf
+ stats: dan. 3, rap 4, v 3, c 5, p 3
+ secret: (view spoiler)[ inspo lia kim lemon choreo; sth like a whole three hours worth of footage of questionable dancing in heels quite expertly (hide spoiler)]
. looks cute
. until he wilds tf out
. absolutely full of himself but why wouldn't he be?
. visual and centre of his group
— collabs



bak jin-seong + 20 / SolidS member / fc kim yugyeom
[ complete ]
inspo:
+ stats: d 3, v 4, c 3, p 4, r 2
+ secret: (view spoiler)[runs a stan account on twitter that's v popular recently (hide spoiler)]
. extra™
. like you think you know extra until you see him
. king of fanservice
. needs to be stopped
— collabs
; currently suffering at the hands of half these idols and they don't even know


han min + 24 / lighting / fc mark tuan
inspo:
. how to make aesthetic lighting 101
. honestly all he cares abt is the aesthetic
. professional sleeper
— collabs


bang insoo aka ares + 23 / vocalist for pan / fc shin hoseok
[ complete ]
inspo:
stats: d 1, v 4, c 3, p 2, r 3
secret: (view spoiler)[third mode: teenage girl sobbing w/ ice cream (hide spoiler)]
. tough guy that's also there for comedic effect
. two modes: smiley man vs could kill you with a look
. also lowkey clumsy
— collabs
; meme bros w/ sooman ( elyse )


soo hakyoon + 25 / manager / fc choi seungcheol
inspo:
. 1000% done
. a glorified babysitter
. smiles/laughs @ everything bc he's too tired to judge
. the classic anime shadow smile
. hot manager™
— collabs
; complain abt the kids w/ gi-su ( sundara )


sobong seongsoo aka monsoon + 20 / soloist / fc lee taeyong
[ completed ]
inspo:
stats: p 1, d 2, v 5, r 3, c 0
secret: (view spoiler)[once started a physical fight over a homemade cake his parents sent him during his short stint with a group (hide spoiler)]
. underdog
. hungry af
. honestly he would probably do anything for food and he never seems to stop eating
. was once in a group but left because "the company felt he'd be better suited for solo projects"
. also not quite so popular w/ fans of his ex-group members
— collabs
; "we used to be in groups but now we're solo" squad w/ bo yeon ( sundara )


gyeon yoo mi + 18 / dancer/visual of Neo / fc shin ryujin
[ completed ]
inspo:
stats: c 5, v 2, r 2, d 4, p 3
secret: (view spoiler)[how has she not had a dating scandal when she's got a body in every city (hide spoiler)]
. the unofficial "playboy"
. but actually
. editing also hates her but that's not too big a deal bc she knows she's a nice person, or relatively nice
. comes off as sort of masculine lol
— collabs
; badasses w/ eunhye, nahyun, yewon


gang jaemin + 24 / stage designer / fc ji hansol
inspo:
. must be perfect or you're all fucked
. once in the zone nothing else matters
. but also: a baby
— collabs
; slightly judgmental support for bong-ki ( sundara )


ban haneul + 22 / sound / fc kang kyungwon
inspo:
. *insert weird laugh here*
. never seems focused
. breaks off on tangents
. has the power of god and anime on her side to complete all her work in the span of three hours
— collabs


pan hyang-ki + 24 / sub-vocalist/rapper of friday / fc kim hyuna
[ completed ]
inspo:
stats: d 5 r 3 v 2 c 3 p 2
secret: (view spoiler)[is the cautionary tale for having a bf that just uses you for your money (hide spoiler)]
. too trusting
. looks fierce but actually isn't
. binges youtube reactions and compilations of herself bc that's fun
— collabs
; half of friday w/ elyse's sohyun fc (hide spoiler)]