This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I hate when Steve barely beats me at chess!
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The Crimson Fucker
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Mar 04, 2008 07:45PM
Perhaps you could try tic-tac-toe with him....
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I'm goin with Hangman, or Pin the Tail on the Jackass! :) That'd be fun, Sarah, can I play?
maybe spinning a coin??? i mean theres a 50/50 chance there!
It's not your fault Sarah, it's easy to underestimate him...he plays dumb so well. :)
(I am so kickin your ass today boy...where's the king of the haters now eh?)
You let me know if we're ever going to drink some beers and play Pin the Tail on the Jack Ass w/him eh?
(I am so kickin your ass today boy...where's the king of the haters now eh?)
You let me know if we're ever going to drink some beers and play Pin the Tail on the Jack Ass w/him eh?
It's not so much fun rippin on Steve on a Tuesday when he's MIA...
Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful :D
Beautiful eh? Is that why I hate you?
I'm sorry, once again I've used the word 'beautiful' in place of 'better than you at Chess'.
Y'know the worst part about this game was the faces of those poor waifs whom Sarah told "& I promised, if I beat Steve today there's going to be treats for the whole class!"
(To the Tune of 'We are the Champions)
Steve is The Champion, my friend (cue guitars)
'Cause Steve keeps of fighting 'til the end (and doesn't mind risking a material concession in return for a long term advantage)
'Steve is the Champion, Steve! is the Champion...
no time for losers, 'cause Steve is the Champion.....
Of the World....
(To the Tune of 'We are the Champions)
Steve is The Champion, my friend (cue guitars)
'Cause Steve keeps of fighting 'til the end (and doesn't mind risking a material concession in return for a long term advantage)
'Steve is the Champion, Steve! is the Champion...
no time for losers, 'cause Steve is the Champion.....
Of the World....
Sarah, how could you? He's going to be insufferable about this chess thing for a long time to come...
One of the best things about beating Sarah in the Chesters class is getting a gold star with your name on it placed on the board. Unfortunately, the message that Sarah wrote on the back of my Gold Star
insures she will not be getting the Sportsmanship award either.
insures she will not be getting the Sportsmanship award either.
I once played Steve at chess...and won.It was 3-D chess though. I don't think that counts. Does it?
It counts Dan, it definitely counts!!
Sarah, you know, like on Star Trek, where there are more levels to the board etc...
Sarah, you know, like on Star Trek, where there are more levels to the board etc...
Having not lost to any of your 4th graders, I guess I wouldn't know!
Why don’t we arrange a small tournament on yahoo chess or chessnet, and get over with it lets see who is the best???
Tragically, I'm definitely a 'face to face' player (I always chunk it online), but I suppose I'm willing to give Ms. Montambo a chance to reclaim her chess honor. C'mon out here Alfonso, & I'll play you too!
ha! bring it!!! where u wanna play?
Any bar in Portland, kind sir :D
ermm.... how you feel about NY??? if you dont dig it what about yahoo???
I heart NY! But I don't heart online chess, any chance of you coming to visit your brethren on the West Coast? If not, maybe we'll do it via email are you down w/algebraic notation?
american or russian??? it dont matter i can do both =) sure im down with it...
If by algebraic you mean "hot man" and by notation you mean "sex" then I'm in for some super algebraic notation!
What's the best part of beating a 4th grader?The tears! I collect them and use them for lube.
It's on like donkey kong! (I'll msg you when I get home & we'll work out the details) :D
seth, i've never met anybody who teaches like that... who the hell did such a horrible thing to you??????? cuz that sounds like chess trauma to me....
Finally the time has come…. I’m playing against Steve on chess.com!!!!! let the best hater win !!!
WOW, the hot chick with the turtle is rooting for me!!!! THAT’S A FIRST TIME! Thank you for the heads up Montambo =) I’m planning on doing my best!!!! p.s. can I scream “THIS IS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MONTAMBO!!!” if I win?
Montambo, if your tip about Steve’s tactics is true… he must not be happy about this(I’m playing the dark ones =P):1. d4 d5
2. f3 Nf6
3. Nc3 c6
4. Bg5 Nfd7
5. e4 f6
6. Bf4 e5
7. Bg3 Bb4
It's true, you've got me on the ropes Alfonso!
If Alfonso really has you on the ropes, may I suggest patrolling the nearest soccer game for a nice puffy 8 month pregnant women and directing her to Alfonzo’s Home. This tactic should distract him enough for a quick check mate.
In honor of my game with Sarah earlier, I've chosen to slightly alter the title of this thread...
I've just got to beat her one more time until I get my gold foil star on the board!
I've just got to beat her one more time until I get my gold foil star on the board!
1. d4 d5 2. f3 Nf6
3. Nc3 c6
4. Bg5 Nfd7
5. e4 f6
6. Bf4 e5
7. Bg3 Bb4
8. Nge2 Bxc3+
9. Nxc3 Qa5
10. Rb1 b5
11. b4 Qb6
Guahahah, Donna, they don’t call em' epic battles for nothing...
p.s. nick, I just love how you manage to spell my name right the first time and wrong the second...
It was my attempt at displaying the paradox of humanity, how one can be right and wrong at the same time...If you are buying that load Alfonso, then I don't know... I do like ellipses though.
yay, seth thank you!!!! i feel like quoting Full metal jacket right now!!!!!Nick, you just made me laugh =)
Sarah, he trying to use psychological warfare on me!!!! GUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
IT IS OVER... HE WON! BUT I WANT A REMATCH1. d4 d5
2. f3 Nf6
3. Nc3 c6
4. Bg5 Nfd7
5. e4 f6
6. Bf4 e5
7. Bg3 Bb4
8. Nge2 Bxc3+
9. Nxc3 Qa5
10. Rb1 b5
11. b4 Qb6
12. Bf2 exd4
13. Bxd4 c5
14. bxc5 Qa5
15. Rxb5 Qa3
16. exd5 a6
17. Qe2+ Kd8
18. d6 Re8
19. Ne4 axb5
20. Qxb5 Qc1+
21. Kf2 Qxc2+
22. Be2 Rxa2
23. Ra1 Rb2
24. Bxb2 f5
25. Qa5+ Nb6
26. Qxb6+ Kd7
27. Qc7+ Ke6
28. Ng5+ Kd5
29. Qf7+ Kxc5
30. Qxe8 Kb4
31. Ba3+ Kb3
32. Qb5+ Kc3
33. Qb4#
Buaa, not fair, I did study some chess in high school and college but I haven’t play in the states like I used to back in DR =(, sometimes I play in Union Square but you have to pay to play, I still want a rematch I think I have a chance against him =)And if you ask me to choose… sexy/mediocre or nerdy/talented I'm going with the latest. I’m tired of being stupid =P
Tracy, feel free to drive to Corona for any of the 2 =P that’s the only way I’ll learn, and don’t worry about the sexy girlfriends they on vacation.
when I go to Portland next month I will totally play Steve a game of chess.But not strip chess. Only Not Bill gets to play strip chess with me.
Hey Steve, where you at? 22 hours left for you next move!!! I won’t let a clock take away my glory!!!
I want a clean win!
I’m winning this game!!! your move please!!!
is he going to make a move or what?
when he is on a pickle yeah...
Montambo, do something, make the man play!!! He is doomed!!! But I think he refuses to accept it!!!
Tell him you’ll throw the crap at him if he doesn’t move that god damn tower!!!
It's a good thing I'm not given to online profanity otherwise I'd be forced to say...
Godmotherfuckingdammitsonofabitchratbastardmotherfucking Alfonso just won!!!!!!!
I hate you Alfonso! (but good game! up for the rematch?)
Godmotherfuckingdammitsonofabitchratbastardmotherfucking Alfonso just won!!!!!!!
I hate you Alfonso! (but good game! up for the rematch?)
THIS IS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MONTAMBO!!!!!!!!1. d4 d5 2. c4 e5 3. dxe5 d4 4. Nf3 c5 5. e3 dxe3 6. Bxe3 f6 7. Qxd8+ Kxd8 8. Bd3 Nd7 9. O-O fxe5 10. Be4 Rb8 11. Rd1 Ngf6 12. Bf5 b6 13. Nxe5 Rb7 14. Nf7+ Ke8 15. Nxh8 Ne5 16. Nc3 Bxf5 17. Re1 Nd3 18. Red1 Nxb2 19. Re1 Nd3 20. Re2 Ng4 21. Bxc5+ Nde5 22. Bd4 Bd6 23. f4 Bc5 24. Bxc5 bxc5 25. fxe5 Rb4 26. Nb5 Bd3 27. Nd6+ Kf8 28. e6 Bxe2 29. Re1 Ne3 30. Kf2 Ng4+ 31. Kxe2 Rb2+ 32. Kf3 Ke7 33. Nf5+ Kf6 34. Kxg4 g6 35. Nh6 Rb8 36. N6f7 Re8 37. Ng5 Rxh8 38. e7 h5+ 39. Kf4 Re8 40. Ne4+ Kxe7 41. Nxc5+ Kd8 42. Ne6+ Kd7 43. Kg5 Rxe6 44. Rxe6 Kxe6 45. Kxg6 Kd6 46. Kxh5 Kc5 47. g4 Kb4 48. g5 a5 49. g6 a4 50. g7 Ka3 51. g8=Q Kxa2 52. Qg2+ Ka3 53. c5 Kb4 54. c6 a3 55. c7 Kb3 56. c8=Q a2 57. Qca8 a1=N 58. Qxa1 Kc4 59. Qd2 1-0
Under my foot
So hopeless it seems
You've troubled my game
Now feel the pain
GAME OVER MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve, bring it!!
i'm so drunk right now and i still won =P happy Bday alfonso!!!
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