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[jay, rip]

you ever get so invested in an RP that you start to crave a relationship just like theirs

[[deleted user]]

I did that and then ended up in a relationship that’s even better with the RP partner heyyyy

[[deleted user]]

What's an RP?

[jay, rip]

whatever {whatever} wrote: "I did that and then ended up in a relationship that’s even better with the RP partner heyyyy"

goals honestly

[jay, rip]

Bodrul wrote: "What's an RP?"

written roleplay

[[deleted user]]

Jay is gonna find a lovely RP romance with extra frisk

[jay, rip]

shakakdjksa i need my RP partner that i slow burn fall in love with to live within 5 miles bc we all know that i Cannot Handle LDR rn

[jay, rip]

Name: Jayson
Age: Nineteen years and counting
Sex: Often and mind-blowing

frustrated secretary of state employee: i meant what's in your pants

[jay, rip]

today i was making food and i put too much of cracked grain and not enough parsley so my mom was like "that looks too white" and i said "so does congress"

[jay, rip]

today i was making food and i put too much of cracked grain and not enough parsley so my mom was like "that looks too white" and i said "so does congress"

[jay, rip]

tell me why i have baby fever rn. SOMEBODY TELL ME WHY.

[[deleted user]]

😈😈

[[deleted user]]

babies. r gross. and expensive. dont do it son

[jay, rip]

whatever {whatever} wrote: "😈😈"

this is your fault

[[deleted user]]

Sure blame the simple cowboy🤠

[jay, rip]

whatever {whatever} wrote: "Sure blame the simple cowboy🤠"

yeehaw

[jay, rip]

the simple cowboy who spammed my phone with pics of the 2 cutest babies ever and made it worse

[jay, rip]

bisexual culture is posting smthg on your sc story about wanting a relationship and having 3 people snap back with “hey babe” and flirting with all of them and not being sure who’s serious and who’s joking and if you’re serious or joking

[flwr]

Loser culture is posting something on your Snapchat about how you wish you weren’t single and having everybody see it and nobody message you

[jay, rip]

flwr wrote: "Loser culture is posting something on your Snapchat about how you wish you weren’t single and having everybody see it and nobody message you"

oh :(

[flwr]

I don’t make the rules

[jay, rip]

why am i so dumb, can someone explain

[[deleted user]]

Depression causes brain damage. My therapist told me that’s why I’m dumb.

[jay, rip]

oh mood

[jay, rip]

prolly cause i went without telling anyone for so long too it prolly made me lose brain cells bc it went untreated?

[jay, rip]

“so the reason why is bc i had Severe Trauma and i let it go untreated and as i got more depressed i also got stupider”
my advisor: Jayson i just want to know why you failed your midterm

[jay, rip]

my favorite thing is when people are like “jayson no”

[jay, rip]

and i’ll be like “jayson yes”

[jay, rip]

the freaking wifi in my house is slow as shit

[jay, rip]

i watched brokeback mountain for the first time last fall with this guy who promised to be the Ennis to my Jack but tbh i have no idea what happened to the guy bc we made out in an elevator and i don’t know what i did to him bc we don’t talk anymore

[jay, rip]

we didn’t officially date (or did we???) but i think i dumped him

[jay, rip]

why is my memory such trash

[jay, rip]

my apple watch has mickey mouse tell me the time it’s so cute

[jay, rip]

i realize now that i’ve saved every box of every apple product i’ve ever bought and (not to flex) i wanna stack them all

[jay, rip]

it would be like. macbook, ipad, ipad mini, iphone, other iphone, watch, apple pencil, airpods

[jay, rip]

i forgot my beats

[jay, rip]

also it’s Six AM and i’m awake

[jay, rip]

HEY YO im fucking T I R E D

[jay, rip]

yknow at my own wedding i’m gonna be asking my spouse if they “like-like” me

[jay, rip]

bc i’m secretly a 12 year old trapped in an adult body

[jay, rip]

ew remember how imman adult

[jay, rip]

that’s ugly :/

[jay, rip]

bro i wanna go to cedar point and ride some freakin roller coasters but the squad that said they’ll actually go with me isn’t the same squad that’s willing to wait 3 hours to ride the biggest roller coaster in the park ¿

[jay, rip]

i told S i wanted to ride a particular coaster front row and she was like???? hell no??? i was like what,? and she was like “i’ve rode that one once im never going on it again” and i was like :/

[jay, rip]

if you’re curious , the coaster i’m talking abt is the Melinium Force but i can’t spell for shit so the first word is the word for every 1000 years

[jay, rip]

has it really been Two Whole Years since i took that breakup with such ease but completely fell to pieces shortly after

[jay, rip]

i want a grilled cheese sandwich

[jay, rip]

why are people so fucking racist

[jay, rip]

deadass my niece got a suntan from playing outside and my uncle comes in and made this racist ass comment where he used the arabic word for ‘slave’ and i was like??? what the fuck is wrong with you

[jay, rip]

everyone in my family is like that, they’re all nasty about stuff like that. my one aunt who classified herself as ‘liberal’ still uses the N-word and the R-word. and she’s a teacher who works with disabled children.