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I hate when the cat catches me beating off!!

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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

It's kind of a moot point now since the cat in question is merrily in the past tense (& no, it was not seeing me beating off that killed it), but I don't think I'm the only pet owner this has ever happened to. There you are, trying to have a private moment and lo & behold either one of two situations take place...

Situation 1. I don't know about the rest of you haters, but I'm a romantic at heart. The mood, the ambiance, these things are critical to the romance of it all. You enter the boudoir, you're inspired, & ARRRGGHH!!! The cat is already on the bed!! To be fair, it got there first. Do you boldy carry on, figuring "Aww, Mr. Whiskers isn't going to tell anyone" all the while trying to ignore his impassive feline gaze...or?

Situation 2: Success! You got to the room first! But uhoh, someone's coming on in & plopping onto the bed! F**k Mr. Whiskers! I'm kinda busy, yeah I know you're hungry, look can I just....finish?/Don't finish?

I eagerly await your counsel O hateful sages.

message 2: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) Situation 3: The cat attempts to participate in said romantic private moment....!!!

Dude, kick the cat out and SHUT THE DOOR!

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments [image error]

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments [image error]

message 5: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Oh,'ve got time to dig up ceiling cat pics but not to put a magic card together....

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments Dude! I asked mr greg 3 times for that picture already… that’s my limit I aint asking again =)

message 7: by Greg (new)

Greg wtf alfonso, I log on to goodreads and find something about you wanting a picture of me in a post about your cat catching you jerking off? I just sent you the picture, please don't jerk off to it.

message 8: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Dammit Greg, the polls show conclusively that THC does not want a man-man erotica thread!

message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

...hence the topical introduction of a little pussy *ducks*

message 10: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I've never heard of pussy ducks before... is that kind of like a duck-billed platypus?

message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

Possibly. Perchance a persnickety platypus...

message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Situation & Solution #4 from Daniel:

Aim for the cat

message 13: by The Crimson Fucker (last edited Aug 04, 2009 10:32AM) (new)

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments One this is not my thread about my cat watching me jerking off! I haven’t had a cat in years and when I did so I did took the cat out of the room! It was just weird cuz he use to stand there and watch me… it made me uncomfortable while I was trying to “get rich”… still here is your new avatar mofo!

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message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

I can't see it.

message 15: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments me neither.

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -3 comments fix! if this dosen't annoys him and he actually make it his avatar... i'll give up... the man can't be annoyed.

message 17: by Greg (new)

Greg That is pretty funny Alfonso.

message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

Tip of the hat for making him a black card :)

message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

What does that mean?

message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

In Magic The Gathering there's five different colors of Magic thatcan be played. To Quote from Wikipedia...

Black is the color of power, ambition, greed, death, corruption, and amorality, although not necessarily "evil".

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