This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate when the cat catches me beating off!!
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Situation 3: The cat attempts to participate in said romantic private moment....!!!Dude, kick the cat out and SHUT THE DOOR!
Oh, sure...you've got time to dig up ceiling cat pics but not to put a magic card together....
Dude! I asked mr greg 3 times for that picture already… that’s my limit I aint asking again =)
wtf alfonso, I log on to goodreads and find something about you wanting a picture of me in a post about your cat catching you jerking off? I just sent you the picture, please don't jerk off to it.
Dammit Greg, the polls show conclusively that THC does not want a man-man erotica thread!
...hence the topical introduction of a little pussy *ducks*
I've never heard of pussy ducks before... is that kind of like a duck-billed platypus?
Possibly. Perchance a persnickety platypus...
Situation & Solution #4 from Daniel:
Aim for the cat
Aim for the cat
One this is not my thread about my cat watching me jerking off! I haven’t had a cat in years and when I did so I did took the cat out of the room! It was just weird cuz he use to stand there and watch me… it made me uncomfortable while I was trying to “get rich”… still here is your new avatar mofo! [image error]
fix! if this dosen't annoys him and he actually make it his avatar... i'll give up... the man can't be annoyed.
Tip of the hat for making him a black card :)
In Magic The Gathering there's five different colors of Magic thatcan be played. To Quote from Wikipedia...
Black is the color of power, ambition, greed, death, corruption, and amorality, although not necessarily "evil".
Black is the color of power, ambition, greed, death, corruption, and amorality, although not necessarily "evil".
Situation 1. I don't know about the rest of you haters, but I'm a romantic at heart. The mood, the ambiance, these things are critical to the romance of it all. You enter the boudoir, you're inspired, & ARRRGGHH!!! The cat is already on the bed!! To be fair, it got there first. Do you boldy carry on, figuring "Aww, Mr. Whiskers isn't going to tell anyone" all the while trying to ignore his impassive feline gaze...or?
Situation 2: Success! You got to the room first! But uhoh, someone's coming on in & plopping onto the bed! F**k Mr. Whiskers! I'm kinda busy, yeah I know you're hungry, look can I just....finish?/Don't finish?
I eagerly await your counsel O hateful sages.