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Jane Jago - shut up and write
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Mar 21, 2017 06:47PM
It worked! I was able to 'like' your page with mine! Perhaps that's the power of the torso!
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Christina wrote: "the power of the torso!"*bows down*
Ha ha....I feel like every time I see "headless torso" I'm about to enter a scary story like the "Headless Horseman", LOL. Can we get headless torsos riding on black, fire-breathing horses??? Now there's a book cover for the masses!
Maybe it's not a story. Maybe it's real scary. Me and Annie is working on it....
Jane wrote: "Maybe it's not a story. Maybe it's real scary. Me and Annie is working on it...."I plead the 5th.
Artistically speaking. How much blood on a headless torso is too much?
Now THAT would be a good reason for a headless torso! Go for it! All the blood!! Muhahaha!
https://www.facebook.com/Jane-Jagos-B...Now this I ne really is headless and it's some torso too....
He looks like plastic. Shiny, hard plastic. Emphasis on hard.^_^
I think the blood amount really depends on your audience. A little artistic blood might be racy, a splatter with gaping wounds, well, that might bring in a totally different audience.
Did somebody say SEX DRAGON?!!! *perks up like CB's phallic cover!*
My favorite sexy dragons via the anime/manga, Yona of the Dawn:
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It'll be okay again when I get bored with sex dragons
If you give a mouse a cookie.... LOLI said "fire-breathing horses" and now we got sex dragons? Whaaaaaaa?
This is the thread where the unacceptable happens.... regularly
What's a sex dragon?? Follow up question: is the sex fiery? Because I run too hot most of the time already so I'd maybe have to just pay the daily fee to foster one like I did for various endangered animals when I was younger...
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I'll get the maple syrup, you get the tongs!
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Have you considered getting a Frost Sex Dragon? They work well for hot moments!
CB, I was unaware that that was even an option!
Sex dragons come in a variety of flavors. You just have to lick them all to make sure.
Nat wrote: "Sex dragons come in a variety of flavors. You just have to lick them all to make sure."Ok, now I'm imagining feeding cookies to a variety of sexy dragons who all taste like different ice cream flavors. This is not good. I'm at work, people! I can't be having these feelings! :P
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I heard... from s friend.
And the snozzberry dragons taste just like snozzberries! ;)
Okay. What have you lot been doing?. The sex dragon has locked himself in the dungeon. The headless torso is nowhere to be seen and Dog is asleep. Grinning. Evilly....
Note from the sex dragon. Pushed out under dungeon door:Just leave me alone like I said
I'm tired and in need of my bed
And don't be assumin'
That some naked human
Could make me feel randy instead
Plus. He says he has searched this group from top to bottom and can find no virgins. He is in SUCH a bad mood...
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Is this sex dragon part unicorn or something?
C.B. wrote: "Jane wrote: "Plus. He says he has searched this group from top to bottom and can find no virgins. He is in SUCH a bad mood..."Is this sex dragon part unicorn or something?"
Umm. I dunno. You could go ask him.....
But I'm guessing he's hungry
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C.B. wrote: "I can't talk to hungry dragons! I am dragon candy!!!"I'll send Dog for a goat. If he cant have a virgin.....
Panic over. Dragon ate McDonald's (his leg I think) and is now sleeping it off. Dog is back on form, prancing about and looking for somebody to play ball with. And the torso is doing a sudoku....Me? I'm really going to shut up and write. Maybe....
Okay. Here's the thing.Tomorrow. Sunday March 26 my home girl EM Swift Hook is launching her book. Trust a Few. She has a Facebook launch party. And the foolish girl has coopted me to be hostess of an hour -a recipe for disaster in my book. But she trusts me.
SO.
PLEASE HELP.
Trust A Few a Fortune's Fools Book Launch on Facebook 16.00-17.00 BST (British Summer Time) the host is me.
Please come along and hurl abuse. We will be writing cooperative porn and discussing the merits of headless torsos on book covers.
PLEASE
Come along and have your say.
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Facebook hates me, but I shall try as always. Typically I just post the link over on Twitter and tell people to show up.
Jane wrote: "https://www.facebook.com/events/24138...I knew I had forgotten something gracias Marie"
I've liked and shared it on my Facebook timeline.
Christina wrote: "Facebook hates me, but I shall try as always. Typically I just post the link over on Twitter and tell people to show up."And I shall hate Facebook if it hates you amiga
Jane wrote: "Gracias Angel."De Nada, Jane!
I done it. I didn't use any profanities. I need beer...
I peeked my head in even though Facebook wouldn't let my likes stick. The story took an odd turn towards armpits last I looked.
I saw some of your posts but I missed the actual time:( being in California makes some of those time zone thingys really rough! Awesome job though! You did great!!
Feel better. Have had beer and sweet potato casserole
The story got odder and odder. But it seems even with my input the event was a success.Am now AWOL.
Congrats, Jane! Wonderful interview! And thank you for the shout out. :-)
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