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[Félix]

Or just chop it off.

[Robert]

Or back quietly out of the thread.

[Félix]

Chicken? Yellow stripe up the back? Lily-livered?

[Robert]

The fuuuck is going on here lol
Let me smoke one and I might understand this better.

[Félix]

Lope radder?

[Robert]

Saved by the Tardis, hell yeah!
*Climbs up the rope, kicking off a shoe to distract them.*

[Félix]

About time he caught on.

[Robert]

You will give me five s'mores. This is a fact.

[Félix]

Robert snores?

[Robert]

Actually I was coming down into the conversation. My Tardis door is jammed currently.

You're killing me smalls.

[Robert]

Robert snores?

If that turns you on I can tape it for you.

[Félix]

What's this expression, "tape it"?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I think maybe he means the way women in beauty contests used to tape their breasts.

[Robert]

I don't know this word "expression", is it a bodily function?

[Félix]

Not any beauty contest I ever saw. I mean, what would be the point?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

How Do I Tape Breasts for Pageant Dresses?

Read more: How Do I Tape Breasts for Pageant Dresses? | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_6880358_do-ta...

[Félix]

When I think of taping breasts, it is so much different from any of that.

[Robert]

The point would be in the contest, as Aristotle said, 'man just do it'.

[Félix]

Because it's there?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Félix wrote: "When I think of taping breasts, it is so much different from any of that."

When do you think of taping breasts?

[Sally, la reina]

Let the record show the crustacean changed the topic to breasts.

**adds tick mark to the "14 yo boy" column**

[Félix]

Lobstergirl wrote: "When do you think of taping breasts?"

After someone raises the subject as in #3389.

[Robert]

Whenever I touch myself in the shower.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Let me see those columns.

[Robert]

Do you need me to tape the columns for you?

[Sally, la reina]

I think you both could be fired for that sort of tomfoolery.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Simmer down, noob!

[Robert]

You misspelled four.

[Félix]

Taping down boobs could be called tomfoolery, too.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

We should just rename this thread SIMMER DOWN, NOOB!

[Félix]

Taping noobs.

[Robert]

Looks off into the distance with a wise expression.

[Sally, la reina]

This thread is a perfect example how we can take an absolute pile of nothing, dress up in it, throw a pageant, vomit all over it, and then run around naked and spin until we fall down.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

A visual representation of this thread would be

[Robert]

I like your house, lobster.

[Robert]

That's a lot of toilet paper, is the dairy from last week still bothering you?

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

What part of "simmer down" did you not understand? Did you hear "simmer up?"

[mark]

i recommend a switch to adult diapers. more affordable!

[mark]

and i think they are actually covered by medicare. take note!

[Robert]

I don't know this word 'simmer', Ill have to borrow my gram's dictionary, just a sec.

[Robert]

Ill make you some soup, lobsters require boiling water.

[Robert]

Off to bed, gnight!

[Sally, la reina]

Oh goooooood grief.

[Phil]

mark wrote: "and i think they are actually covered by medicare. take note!"

Not for my in-laws they weren't.

[Sarah]

Phil wrote: "mark wrote: "and i think they are actually covered by medicare. take note!"

Not for my in-laws they weren't."

Not for a lot of the people I help either.

[mark]

that is terrible! i wonder if different states have different medicare packages, similar to how federal health care reform is being rolled out in differently in various states (at least in terms of essential benefits packages). when i worked at a hospital many years back, they were covered for our seniors. although there is a chance i am confusing medicare with that hospital's own charitable giving policy (it is hospital under the Catholic Charities umbrella).

[Robert]

4 Stars
"This is Terrible" by Mark, is a concise dissection of Medicare and its effectiveness in modern hospitals. Although the grammar needs some polishing, his conclusion:
..."the elderly would be better served by being positioned along side the road to replace traffic signs, saving the economy billions and providing them with a healthy outdoor, constructive activity, while at the same time fulfilling their desire to shout after kids to slow down." was irrefutable.

[Robert]

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[Carol]

1300 members! Welcome new people!!

[Emily]

Carol wrote: "1300 members! Welcome new people!!"

Nice :) Welcome to any of the newbies who have snuck in!