This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I’m caffeinated as hell, so I made a survey!
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The Crimson Fucker
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Jul 05, 2009 05:37PM
Oh c’mon tambo!!! I bet your clone won’t mind!!! You going to let you beat you??? I say no!!! you most make out with you in order to beat you!! (does that makes any sense?)
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I cannot imagine the simplicity of mind that would make it so exciting to watch me make out with me. How is that exciting?! I don't get it. Clones are all sciency.
I would not want to have a THING to do with my own clone. I don't even want to look at her/it.
What about the whole Time Traveler's Wife scenario? Where it's really you. Does that make it any different? (sorry...I'm really not trying to encourage this. Just curious.)
I was thinking of that, Gretchen. I'm still not interested. Maybe because, despite Nick's best efforts to insinuate otherwise, I'm just not a lesbian.
Is it gay to have sex with yourself??
Well, not masturbation, but if you were actually having sex with your own self, then you'd be dealing with a female body. And I'll avoid getting into specifics, but it seems pretty lesbian to me to do stuff to a girl body. IfyouknowwhatImean. At least with masturbation, you can imagine a dude is doing the great stuff.
We're going to make Seth regret filling out Alfonso's survey.
And, of course, I love lesbians (and all peoples) and am not disparaging lesbian sex. I'm just talking about me.
Well? Who would "do it" with their own clone?
Well? Who would "do it" with their own clone?
I'll bet he regretted it even before he did it.So you think they're going to show Henry making out with himself in the TTW movie?? That would be cool.
I think the movie will be way more controversial than the book, what with the young Clare/old Henry stuff.
P.S. I love the names Henry and Clare (but I prefer the Claire spelling).
P.S. I love the names Henry and Clare (but I prefer the Claire spelling).
Ah, a Spider-Man fan! After that fiasco i decided that Marvel Comics actually did not want my money, and refused to have anything to do with them in any way shape or form for nearly ten years.
I don't get the Spiderman reference. I'm a little proud of that fact.
I love those names too but I like the Clare spelling! I tried to sell my husband on Henry but we never had a boy so it didn't matter.
What was the daughter's name? Alma or Alba or something?
Alba sounds right but I'm not sure. Do you have some intel on the movie or are you just guessing? It's a touchy subject and the book handled it just right. It'll be interesting to see how it works on screen. I've been waiting a long time for this movie.
It's a reference to the worst comics story arc in the last 20 years. Possibly the worst since The Yellow Kid.
No, I don't, Gretchen. I was just guessing.
I'm reading a history of comic strips so I get the The Yellow Kid reference. Hully Gee.Unless you're not referencing the comic strip.
I thought he was referencing to the cartoons when they made a clone of Merry Jean… a water clone… it was annoying… )
Look tambo there are like 3 gallons of beer inside of me right now… if I say merry jean is merry jean k?
Montambo wrote: "And, of course, I love lesbians (and all peoples) and am not disparaging lesbian sex. I'm just talking about me.Well? Who would "do it" with their own clone?"
I would not. Clones are creepy and gross and wrong.
I would totally makeout and play with myself… I know how to please me!!! besides I’m a sexy beast!
Alfonso wrote: "I would totally makeout and play with myself… I know how to please me!!! besides I’m a sexy beast!"Sometimes the most fucked up stuff pops up in my update feed. I thought maybe I just don't know the context of why Alfonso is saying this, but now that I do I'm not sure if I find it any less disturbing.
You know this questions have pop on my nerdy groups before… and I’m the only one who says he is down with playing with a clone of myself… I just don’t get it what is so wrong with playing with your own clone??? It is yourself after all I mean when one is masturbating and one happens to be male… you are grabbing and playing with a dick! What is so wrong about doing the same thing with your own clone???
Holy shit, Seth. That was awful. I am in awe, anyway.
Obscene clone fall?! Hahaha!
Seth, are you saying that there are two Montambos and the crude and cussing one isn't the real me?
Seth, are you saying that there are two Montambos and the crude and cussing one isn't the real me?
I'm so behind on all this....1)If you could change one decision that you ever made, what would it be and how you think it’ll affect your life today?
Eeee, I'd leave it be as it is. If I changed something who knows where I'd end up... prison? loony bin? as kate (you know, Jon&Kate plus 8 :::shivers:::)? No thanks.
2) If you could spent one day with 2 haters who would they be and what would y’all do???
The 2 haters rule is impossible, so I'd try to cheat. I'm a cheater. I'd go with Montambo (Marie is always around, 2 haters for a price of one) and Alfonzo and his NYC gang - the more the merrier.
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you)
Apparetnly, charades. So lame.
4) In this one I’m pulling a Brad Pitt… if you could fight anyone from history who would it be?
Tsaritsa Catherine II of Russia. The woman was evil; she plotted and succeded in erasing Poland from the map of Europe.
5) If you could set a fight between 2 haters who would it be and who you think will win?
Bunny and Servius. And I think Bunny would win... Pretty sure about that.
6) What is the first thing that crosses your mind when you first wake up in the morning?
Food.
7) Tell us about the last time you actually contemplated murdering somebody…?
Actually it's rather hard to piss me off. You have to try hard, you have to know where it hurts, and you have to have no mercy. My borther ecells in all of those. So usually he is being considered as a potential victim. were I to murder somebody.
8) Name that one that you did when you were young and stupid that you think is the reason why Karma Fucking hates you ass?
So I remember bits and pieces only. I remember how annoyed I was by my distorted reflection in the baubles. The damn things made either my nose look gynormous, or my chin non-existent or if I stood a little farther - my legs increadibly short. So I took a broomstick (red one, funny how some details stick other are forgotten) and I started hatcheting at the tree, aiming at the baubles. Mind you I had a pretty good aim at 4. I've managed to maul half of the tree, it was leaning awkwardly by the wall by then, before I was stopped. That was one fun xmas.
Back to the conversation... I'm not sure where I stand on clones. But I know I did not like the Time Traveler's Wife, it pissed me off. I'd rather go with Spiderman.
What pissed you off? The romance stuff or the time traveling stuff?
It made me feel like an asshole. My conclusions after reading that thing were: 1. I am not a romantic at all,
2. I have a somewhat pessimistic attitude towards life (at least compared to Niffenegger)
3. I'm a ruthless cynic (at best a pragmatist).
So I got angry, I don't want to know that about myself!! Denial works for me, and this book made me forced me to get introspective for a second there. And I wish I could believe that love makes everything better, love gives life sense and meaning. That live's misery is all worth it, if you loved. But I do not believe that. And it kind of makes me a jackass, I think. Bah!
And the time traveling thing was pretty ridiculous, but I just went along with it. Whatever.
and yet you moderate a romance reading group??
I'm all about the challenges and vampire slayers not the romance, but there's romance in the title of that group and most people there read romances, yeah.
Alfonso wrote: "I would totally makeout and play with myself… I know how to please me!!! besides I’m a sexy beast!"What would be cool is talking a girl into a 3-way with you and your clone. That would totally NOT be gay. You could high five yourself and everything!
1)If you could change one decision that you ever made, what would it be and how you think it’ll affect your life today? -i would have never began dating my best friend. The relationship wouldnt have ruined the friendship and my entire social life
2) If you could spent one day with 2 haters who would they be and what would y’all do???
-I've been awake from the group too long to know
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you)
-Frisbee
4) In this one I’m pulling a Brad Pitt… if you could fight anyone from history who would it be?
-Cristopher Columbus
5) If you could set a fight between 2 haters who would it be and who you think will win?
-yet again, i have no clue.
6) What is the first thing that crosses your mind when you first wake up in the morning?
-urinating most likely.
7) Tell us about the last time you actually contemplated murdering somebody…?
-As much as i would fancy some folks' demise I've never actually thought through a murder scheme very much. so unless "self murder" counts, i dont think I'm applicable.
8) Name that one that you did when you were young and stupid that you think is the reason why Karma Fucking hates you ass?
-I dont believe in karma. but getting caught with marijuana in highschool was pretty stupid.
1)If you could change one decision that you ever made, what would it be and how you think it’ll affect your life today? Twelve Jager Bombs on top of the other excessive drinking...wouldn't be so damn tired yesterday and today.
2) If you could spent one day with 2 haters who would they be and what would y’all do???
None...no offense, but I hate people.
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you)
Madden 2005...they got too complicated after that.
4) In this one I’m pulling a Brad Pitt… if you could fight anyone from history who would it be?
Ummm...I guess you have to go after Hitler. Although I'd like to take a few swings at Osama bin Laden.
5) If you could set a fight between 2 haters who would it be and who you think will win?
I'd like to see a battle between Servius vs. Montambo's clones. No idea who would win. It just depends on whose came out with less genetic imperfections.
6) What is the first thing that crosses your mind when you first wake up in the morning?
snooze
7) Tell us about the last time you actually contemplated murdering somebody…?
I must be softening as I grow older. I can't remember the last time I actually wanted to murder someone.
8) Name that one that you did when you were young and stupid that you think is the reason why Karma Fucking hates you ass?
Karma doesn't hate my ass. I did plenty of stupid things when I was young, but none to f up my Karma that I can think of. But, to keep with Daniels list of just plain stupid things to do:
When I was young, I build a fort with some friends. We just used what ever scrap lumber and things we could find. When it came time for a roof, we found two old sliding glass doors that had been dumped in the woods. We used them and were so proud of our "skylight". I had the bright idea of trying to build a second floor. Thought having a see-through floor/ceiling would be AWESOME! To prove it could be done I stood on top of the sliding glass doors bouncing up and down saying "See! It will hold us" Need I continue the story?
Harry wrote: "To prove it could be done I stood on top of the sliding glass doors bouncing up and down saying "See! It will hold us" Need I continue the story?"Well... that depends. Do you have scars to prove it?
the cuts weren't that deep. But I shredded a t-shirt and had dozens of "scrapes".
I can't believe you ruined the skylights!
oh believe me, the other kids were pissed...once they stopped laughing at me.
Did you at least get hurt for your sin? I was pretty much in the emergency room, constantly, as a kid.
It was nowhere near as bad as you would think. Though at first glance, it was a horrible bloddy mess, the cuts were very minor. No glass to pull out or anything.
Thanks for that image Harry. Pulling out glass. Ick.
Alfonso,You should use all of these in your interviews. (or you could adapt some questions from the WINNER of the quiz-writing competition. You have my permission.)
Sarah, my husband was clearing out the desk last week and unearthed my "prize" for this competition. You said "congratulations for being as interesting as teeth." or something like that. HAH! These were fun. You're a very creative moderator.
