This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I’m caffeinated as hell, so I made a survey!
1)If you could change one decision that you ever made, what would it be and how you think it’ll affect your life today?
I don't know. My immediate reaction is that I wouldn't have given up the part of Miss Hannigan in our 8th grade Annie play, but my life probably wouldn't be too changed. What would change my life, but I'm not sure if I would take back was the way I stayed with the wrong one for near 8 years.
2) If you could spent one day with 2 haters who would they be and what would y’all do???
Oh man, I won't choose someone I've already met (Steve, Daniel, Dave, Alfonso, etcetera) because that's already been done. I think I will have to go with karen because I regret not seeing her when I was in NY. And Seth. I suppose, if it were up to me, we'd go shopping in used book stores and go to eat really delicious food and beer. I'm a simple person.
P.S. Or I'd pick Kasia and Gretchen and we'd have Kasia take us out in her country. Especially to smoke in those trenches. Or a drinking night with the three moderators. But I'd really like to meet all of you.
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you)
Skip-Bo or Phase 10. Or softball. Or Dance, Dance Revolution!
4) In this one I’m pulling a Brad Pitt… if you could fight anyone from history who would it be?
Whoever the vocalist on Red Hot Chili Peppers is. And I'd like to beat up the teenage boys who were saying the f-word in front of me and my dad when we were playing tennis one day in 1984 or so. They smarted off to my dad when he asked them (politely) to stop and told him that they'd fight him. I hate them.
5) If you could set a fight between 2 haters who would it be and who you think will win?
Alfonso and karen. I think karen would win.
6) What is the first thing that crosses your mind when you first wake up in the morning?
What I'm going to wear. When I have that figured out, I'm free to just sleep until the last possible second.
7) Tell us about the last time you actually contemplated murdering somebody…?
I never have. I couldn't even think of a jokey one.
8) Name that one that you did when you were young and stupid that you think is the reason why Karma Fucking hates you ass?
Laughing when the kids sang the "Billy in the Shower" song on the bus.
I don't know. My immediate reaction is that I wouldn't have given up the part of Miss Hannigan in our 8th grade Annie play, but my life probably wouldn't be too changed. What would change my life, but I'm not sure if I would take back was the way I stayed with the wrong one for near 8 years.
2) If you could spent one day with 2 haters who would they be and what would y’all do???
Oh man, I won't choose someone I've already met (Steve, Daniel, Dave, Alfonso, etcetera) because that's already been done. I think I will have to go with karen because I regret not seeing her when I was in NY. And Seth. I suppose, if it were up to me, we'd go shopping in used book stores and go to eat really delicious food and beer. I'm a simple person.
P.S. Or I'd pick Kasia and Gretchen and we'd have Kasia take us out in her country. Especially to smoke in those trenches. Or a drinking night with the three moderators. But I'd really like to meet all of you.
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you)
Skip-Bo or Phase 10. Or softball. Or Dance, Dance Revolution!
4) In this one I’m pulling a Brad Pitt… if you could fight anyone from history who would it be?
Whoever the vocalist on Red Hot Chili Peppers is. And I'd like to beat up the teenage boys who were saying the f-word in front of me and my dad when we were playing tennis one day in 1984 or so. They smarted off to my dad when he asked them (politely) to stop and told him that they'd fight him. I hate them.
5) If you could set a fight between 2 haters who would it be and who you think will win?
Alfonso and karen. I think karen would win.
6) What is the first thing that crosses your mind when you first wake up in the morning?
What I'm going to wear. When I have that figured out, I'm free to just sleep until the last possible second.
7) Tell us about the last time you actually contemplated murdering somebody…?
I never have. I couldn't even think of a jokey one.
8) Name that one that you did when you were young and stupid that you think is the reason why Karma Fucking hates you ass?
Laughing when the kids sang the "Billy in the Shower" song on the bus.
1)If you could change one decision that you ever made, what would it be and how you think it’ll affect your life today?I would have found better concealment: would still be a Marine... possibly.
2) If you could spent one day with 2 haters who would they be and what would y’all do???
I would have to say Tom and Donna.
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you)
quarters
4) In this one I’m pulling a Brad Pitt… if you could fight anyone from history who would it be?
Douglas MacArthur, has to be the most over rate quack the US military has ever had.
5) If you could set a fight between 2 haters who would it be and who you think will win?
Kasia, and Gretchen... When it is two women fighting everybody wins.
6) What is the first thing that crosses your mind when you first wake up in the morning?
Shit, I have to do this again.
7) Tell us about the last time you actually contemplated murdering somebody…?
This isn't really a far fetched notion for me. I have a life rule that you should all think about following. "never get to friendly with anybody because you never know when you will have to kill them." also goes hand in hand with "have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
8) Name that one that you did when you were young and stupid that you think is the reason why Karma Fucking hates you ass? I burnt down a kindercare in the 5th grade.
Why isn't anyone filling out this survey? We want to know.
1)If you could change one decision that you ever made, what would it be and how you think it’ll affect your life today? I would not mess up my shoulder. Then I would have full range of motion, and that would be nice.
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you)
I’m alright with Rook, Quiddler, Trivial Pursuit.
4) In this one I’m pulling a Brad Pitt… if you could fight anyone from history who would it be?
How about Brad Pitt?
8) Name that one that you did when you were young and stupid that you think is the reason why Karma Fucking hates you ass?
Maybe Karma hates me because I destroyed the fence and broke all the windows of someone’s summer home, for no apparent reason. Maybe it’s because of the shitty way I treated that bar wench, whom I dated primarily because she provided me with free alcohol, and served it to me, despite the fact that I was under age. Maybe it’s because I left my seven year-old sister alone to go swimming in the creek (crick), because I was annoyed with her pretending that she had broken her wrist, and saying she wanted to go to the doctor. We both got what we wanted; I went swimming, and after another sibling got home, my sister got to go to the doctor. Apparently she was pretty good at pretending – she convinced the doctor that she had a broken wrist. Did I mention that my mother was in the hospital at the time, going through a complicated labor?
Good thing I don’t believe in karma.
ok. ok.1)If you could change one decision that you ever made, what would it be and how you think it’ll affect your life today?
i don't think i'd change anything. there's stuff i regret but i wouldn't want my life to be different than it is now.
2) If you could spent one day with 2 haters who would they be and what would y’all do???
I'd like to pick Kasia and see Poland. But I'd also like to go drinking with Marie and Sarah.
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you)
i suck at most games.
4) In this one I’m pulling a Brad Pitt… if you could fight anyone from history who would it be?
hitler? i have a hammer
5) If you could set a
Alfonso and Kasia. I think Kasia would win.
6) What is the first thing that crosses your mind when you first wake up in the morning?
i don't wanna get up
7) Tell us about the last time you actually contemplated murdering somebody…?
i can't think of one
8) Name that one that you did when you were young and stupid that you think is the reason why Karma Fucking hates you ass?
being mean to people for no good reason
1)If you could change one decision that you ever made, what would it be and how you think it’ll affect your life today? I would have gone to NYU rather than Arizona. I was a responsible 17-year-old, but clearly I should not have been trusted to make that decision, as I based it solely on the amount of palm trees on campus.
2) If you could spent one day with 2 haters who would they be and what would y’all do???
I would pick Gretchen and Rusty... and then we'd go somewhere like Walmart and I'd just sit back and learn how to really get my hate on.
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you)
Trivial Pursuit, Liar's Dice and Flip Cup.
4) In this one I’m pulling a Brad Pitt… if you could fight anyone from history who would it be?
Pat Robertson, because he is a sanctimonious prick.
5) If you could set a fight between 2 haters who would it be and who you think will win? I don't know the haters well enough... let's head to the Thunderdome! Two men enter, one man leave.
6) What is the first thing that crosses your mind when you first wake up in the morning?
What time/day is it? I'm a deep sleeper... I'm always scared it's going to be 4 or maybe 23 hours later than I meant to be sleeping.
7) Tell us about the last time you actually contemplated murdering somebody…?
I kill strangers in my head all the time... and after working for the District Attorney's Offce and the police department, I'm oddly confident I could get away with it.
8) Name that one that you did when you were young and stupid that you think is the reason why Karma Fucking hates you ass?
I was a bitch in middle school- I had always thought that those formative years were the foundation and practice for my being a bitch now. Apparently Karma disagrees with this justification.
If you could change one decision that you ever made, what would it be and how you think it’ll affect your life today?Because this is going to fill a page I will only answer this one question.
1) Right now, that sushi I ate last night.Don't eat it.
2) When she said, "wanna bone?" - say yes you moron!
3) When Steve Mort said, "hey lets do Irish car bombs!" say NO!
4) When a couple of yelpers walked into a bar just as I was leaving and said, "wait don't go we want to buy you a drink." LEAVE.
5) When my friend Tez said, "don't worry we are only going to be in L.A. for a couple of days" Three weeks later I came home.
6) This night I met this lesbian in a bar and thought she was cool as hell, so I went back to her place to just hang out (seriously), my wifes sister saw us leave together...I had some 'splaining to do after that.
7) "Yes Ian you can totally hang out with us everyday during the comic con!"
8) "Yes Vanessa lets go drinking tonight!"
9) "Yes Kip we can totally go back to the restaurant I am managing and get free beer so we can drink until five in the morning" that flower bouquet cost a small fortune eventually I was forgiven.
10) When given a choice between watching Hercules or E.T. at the theater do not pick Hercules!
11) It is not ok to sneak outside at 3am in the morning when you are 7 years old no matter how cool it feels.
12) Do not play with matches in a marsh full of cat tails
13) Spiders are not play toys. Banana spiders (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qm2i8mXTjhs...) do not belong in your lunch box. When opening said lunch box if you do not see the spiders in the lunch box that means they are on you.
14) Anything that I have ever done that starts with the sentence, "Watch this!" - concusions, animal bites, and stitches usually occur.
I have about a good 60 more. As you can see my life is full of fail and regret. I leave it here on the internet for you kind folks to laugh and point at and hopefully to leave a little bit of wisdom to you younger folks.
So I didn't put anything serious down because I didn't want to make the haters cry. It might ruin your reputations.
Oh, and I would have kept a closer eye on the burn barrel, so I wouldn't have burnt down the landlord's field.
Gretchen wrote: "Thanks."I live for your pleasure.
Rusty wrote: "Oh, and I would have kept a closer eye on the burn barrel, so I wouldn't have burnt down the landlord's field."Heh heh
I broke my one wrist and sprained the other and smashed my nose about 6 seconds after saying, "WATCH THIS!" to my cousin, Krista.
Rusty, you didn't say which Haters you would hang out with, so I'm going to assume that your plan is to go do hippie stuff with me and Amanda.
And Nick didn't specify what he would be doing with Tom and Bunny. So I'm going to go imagine that.
P.S. I would also like to meet Bunny. She could show her place to me and Alfonso so he can see some fainting goats (they're probably long gone, but this is pretend).
And Nick didn't specify what he would be doing with Tom and Bunny. So I'm going to go imagine that.
P.S. I would also like to meet Bunny. She could show her place to me and Alfonso so he can see some fainting goats (they're probably long gone, but this is pretend).
He wants to hangout with me Montambo. The only reason is that I buy him stuff.
it's ok rusty. you don't have to tell anyone who you really want to hang out with. i think we all know.
Rusty, you didn't say which Haters you would hang out with, so I'm going to assume that your plan is to go do hippie stuff with me and Amanda.it's ok rusty. you don't have to tell anyone who you really want to hang out with. i think we all know.
Am I that transparent? Okay, okay - yes, I want to hang out with the two hippiest hippies in the group and spend all day doing hippie stuff like:
-wearing hemp
-jumping on a Green Peace boat, so I can yell at those nasty whalers
-throwing blood on people wearing fur
-hugging trees
-making sweet ornithilogical love to spotted owls
-going off "the grid"
-not bathing
I'm actually not a hippie, but I wanted to be included. I'm only a hippie in that I like hiking and free love.
Who could hate something called free love? That's like hating freedom. And love.
Its like hating free! If you hate free...I hate you!!!
re: 18Did that sound too harsh? See, in my head these things don't sound harsh. Curse me and my refusal to embrace the softening touch of the emoticon.
I don't think you sounded harsh.
Kristina,You'd probably learn all you need to know about hate during the drive to Wal-Mart. That's where I really unleash the hate.
Rusty, you want to hang out with me and Sarah, not Amanda and Sarah. I'm only like 1/4 to 1/8 hippie. I work in an office for the man, not doing something good for society, like teaching kids. I must admit that I do like hiking and being nice to people. I like the idea of free love, but in actual practice, it kinda grosses me out. Plus I don't get high anymore.
Rusty wrote: "Kristina,You'd probably learn all you need to know about hate during the drive to Wal-Mart. That's where I really unleash the hate."
See? I want to see the hate unleashed. I bet I'd get goosebumps!
I'm going to unleash my hate IN Wal-Mart. I hate Wal-Mart. You were right on the money with that one Kristina.
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you) Scrabble
I'll BET!
In English I won’t bet a penny! In Spanish I’ll bet you my paycheck!
But just do it for fun, Bunny. Don't take his paycheck :):)
Multi lingual scrabble is fun! I once played a game in Spanish/English/Portuguese/Latin… I got my ass rape =P but it was fun!!!!
what languages were in your multi-lingual scrabble, bunny?Alfonso, you speak Portuguese?
Nay, I don’t one person on the game did… it wasn’t fair that I picked English and my aunt picked latin (not the aunt that lives with me but the aunt from DR who was a college teacher) so another dude who was on my aunt’s house for the holydays decided to add Portuguese… it was fun!!! I came up third… but again I was playing against a freaking college Spanish teacher, a mother fucking asshole working on some sort of phd crap for I don’t remember what (I was kind of drunk) and my friend yefry… who luckily for me has a mathematical mind… he doesn’t do well with languages =P that’s the only reason why I was 3d =(
I have a clone? Am I the clone or the original?!
I wish I had been referencing Spidey, but I'm afraid I wasn't. At least, not consciously.
Seth’ now thinks you mary jean… still this tambo clone idea thing is good… I’d pay good money to see that =)
Wouldn't my clone start out as an infant? And by the time it was my age, I would be 64.
Mary Jane, Bones. I can't believe I corrected you on that.
Ermm, no… accelerate grow hormones and shit… it would like exactly like you… maybe you are the clone!!1 now I wonder which one was the one that came to visit me!!!
Or maybe someone cloned me when I was infant. I didn't think of that.
You don't want an accelerated growth hormone Montambo. shudder
You don't want an accelerated growth hormone Montambo. shudder
Dude let us not debate the scientific elements of the fact that there is a tambo clone going around… she looks just like you… and is among us… deal with it!
Seth, I think you need to give us some intel on this Tambo clone… why is she here?? Who made her??? Is she good or evil??? Which one is the goodlooking one?? Does she put out???
And would Sarah be willing to make out with herself?
Great question Dave!!! Original tambo why don’t you enlighten us on that question??? Would you make out with your clone for us??
Seth would not have intended it that way, you pervs.
2) If you could spent one day with 2 haters who would they be and what would y’all do???
3) Name the game that you can play the best? (your respond to this one goes to my personal file of things that I may want to play with you)
4) In this one I’m pulling a Brad Pitt… if you could fight anyone from history who would it be?
5) If you could set a fight between 2 haters who would it be and who you think will win?
6) What is the first thing that crosses your mind when you first wake up in the morning?
7) Tell us about the last time you actually contemplated murdering somebody…?
8) Name that one that you did when you were young and stupid that you think is the reason why Karma Fucking hates you ass?