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I’m the evilest!!!!!
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Jun 24, 2009 09:19PM
So, there was i talking to a friend (even tho I’m sure she doesn’t considers me one) and I don’t know how the subject came to life (I think she was trying to hurt my feelings or something which is funny… can you imagine somebody thinking that I have feelings???) the thing is that my “friend” told me that some Little Girl that she knows is more evil that I am… at first I was kind of amused… thinking that she was like you Americans say “pulling my leg” but after a few more comments from her I realize that she was being serious! So I told her that she was crazy… nobody is more evil that I am! And she started to talk some nonsense about her little friend being the evilest… I was almost in shock! To think that somebody who knows me could actually think that there is somebody who is more evil than me in the modern world!!!! I mean is hard to beat the atrocities committed by those who had an army… but with no army i know I’m the evilest!!! We talking about me here!! Alfonso!! Who sits after closing his store stays with a headset on so he can wait for the costumers to finish deciding what they wanna eat… and then tells them WE CLOSED!! While he laughs in the back! Alfonso who have told complete strangers trying to make smart talk with him that he was born without a butthole! Alfonso!!! Who once convinced an alcoholic friend not to go to AA cuz he wanted a drinking buddy! Alfonso, that guy that when asked for directions and he happens to know where the place you looking for is at will point you in the exact oppositee direction and tell you to keep going, that you see it in no time, alfonso, who once told an old lady who was asking him to let her cut in line cuz her son/daughter I don’t remember was in the hospital and she needed to go back soon. To make the line like everyone else! I mean for fuck’s sake I once told a teacher in history class after she finished talking about the horrible murder/rape of the Mirabal sisters that the soldiers proly rape em after they were dead… and they proly like it!! I mean I bet they were'nt so hot after they were beated to death… but still proly a good fuck (I actually said that and got suspended too over it) I am the mother fucking evilest of them all!!!! Ain’t no little girl going to take that title away from me!!! nobody!!! As I told my friend tell her to bring it!! Whatever she ever did I’ve done worse!!!
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Foozle... you may be the evilest bastard on the eastern seaboard but you don't hold a candle to my evil magniloquence genius. For instance if I were in your shoes when that old lady asked to jump line I would have said
"pound depends gray hair this line is full."
Dude, I once whipped my ass with a friend’s cell and waited for him to start texting to ask him to smell his fingers…
That's just vile and you're gross.
One time when I was being an evil bastard I wrapped my sweaty post work out boxers around the phone receiver of a room mate that I hated... when he returned to the room I went outside and called his line. walked in laughing my ass off... I suspect he was a thief. Never confirmed because he moved out that weekend. Some people just can't take a joke.
He started it by giving my book to his brother and making him whipped with his ass first… the 3 people involved on that got:Firstly the phone.
Secondly I dryed my balls with the second one involved hoodie
And finally I whipped the other one’s IPod in my butt too… but they started it!!! now they don’t fuck with me tho…
what is with the wiping of the butts? evil genius requires change of tactics.
WAIT! Hold the boosh; didn't we already do this pissing contest thread?
I think we did… that’s why I’m so surprised that anyone could think I’m not the evilest even tho I won the poll!!! You know what she told me when I said that?? that indeed I was the most evil on that list… but that her little friend beats me by far…
well when hunting one needs to re-apply the doe urine at regular intervals.
Umm it sounds like you have something to share with us Bunny!!! Tell us what you been up to lately…
BunWat wrote: "Maybe its like bug spray or sunscreen. The effect wears off and a new pissing contest must be periodically applied. "WHOA! Donna! where have you been hiding? using my ESP I am thinking gardening.
and that poll was a popularity contest fooz, not really evil...
It looks like you still have the sting of me beating you in it tho… at least you didn’t reacted as bad as Steve making clones just to try to take what is rightfully mine!
your right Das Foozle, you are the most popular hater... but your joy is misplaced, you are popular because all the girlies want to snuggle with yer fro...
I see thru your clever comment… you trying to make me feel all goody goody cuz I bring joy and happiness to the world with my sexy afro… but keep it mind that it don’t matter how much most of them want em… most can’t have it!!! that's evil right there!
that is mickey mouse man... evil should be feared and respected... not adored.
awe wittle foozy is so cuddly.
Don’t’ you dare Mr. Heiner!! Don’t you dare to use those words when talking about me!!! I’m evil goddamn it !!! EVIL I SAY!!!
Cute they all say... I'm just pointing out the obvious fooz. they don't fear you, they wove their poofy wittle Dominican.
Notice the strategically place 'their' implying ownership...
I hope you enjoying my little cute comment in your profile you asshole!
Great Attempt Fooz! But really it is a bit tired... come on I know you have it in you to throw down a punk card.
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Very well... "glad we clear now =)
OOps you almost had me but Seth brings up a very very good point.
Dude, you wanna hear something weird??? Book 2 is actually good =) still predictable as hell… but it is a fun easy read is not that I’m tired of feeling like an idiot reading more complicated material… but is kind of refreshing to feel smarter than every single character on a book + the author…
care for a crumpet fooz? maybe some chi tea?
1, I don’t even know what a crumpet is (I’m googleing right now)2, I drink jasmine tea, thank you =).
Donna with the hit and runs tonight...
Alfonso wrote: "1, I don’t even know what a crumpet is (I’m googleing right now)2, I drink jasmine tea, thank you =)."
That is so much better.
I think a crumpet is a pastry... or a cracker.
Seth wrote: "Alfonso, you know that male readers always start lactating at page 338 of Book 2, right? You know about the recall, right?"I hope the following news will make you happy; I will postpone my twilight reading till next winter… is too hot to wear my hoodie ergo I will not have a pocket to hid it from the public =)
Chai is tea in Russian, and, i think, Chinese and Hindi as well. So chai tea is just "tea tea," or in hippie speak "pretentious tea." I'm pretty sure that jasmine tea is "tea for little old ladies."
Tom wrote: "Chai is tea in Russian, and, i think, Chinese and Hindi as well. So chai tea is just "tea tea," or in hippie speak "pretentious tea." I'm pretty sure that jasmine tea is "tea for little old ladies.""Really? there are these company supplied tea bags in our office and they have 'chi tea' on the box... cha maybe?
Where is the tea huger when you need her.
All I know about my tea is that I like it… you in the other hand seem to know a lot about tea and it’ origins and it’s target demographic… I’m not saying anything… I just think is “funny” that you know so much about tea…
well he does drive a Prius Fooz. When you are smug you need to know these things comes with the territory.
Ohhh yes I forgot about his gaymobile… my bad! I no longer think is funny that you know so much about fancy tea… is think is to be expected =)I mean at least nobody can see me reading twilight but I bet all can see you when driving your gaymobile =)
Nick: Russian, Hindi, and Chinese don't use our alphabet, so it could just be spelling variations on the same word. Foozle: I don't know that much about tea...just a bit about language, and enough to know that i like tea flavored tea. Not enough to recall now, for example, if jasmine tea is little old lady tea or if it's the tea that helps with menstrual cramps. Perhaps you could enlighten us?
Now, this thread is what I like to see, damnit.
Glad we can humor you, you sick bastard!
So am I. Now dance dominicano! Dance for my entertainment.
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "I think a crumpet is a pastry... or a cracker."Or, if you're in UK: a hot chick. So there.
Tom wrote: "Chai is tea in Russian, and, i think, So chai tea is just "tea tea," "YES!! And it always amazed me. Now I'm not the only one who thinks that's stupid. Thank you TOm.
When we were first married, my wife worked at Taco Bell. She said lots of idiots would come through and order a "quesadilla with cheese".
Rusty wrote: "So am I. Now dance dominicano! Dance for my entertainment."
Hahaha!
Hahaha!
Chai (masala chai) isn't Russian, you bollards! It's Indian.
Am I the only one who doesn’t care about this…? we arguing the origins of the word chai… don’t y’all see that there is something more important to discuss!!! Somewhere out there someone is thinking that she is eviler than me!!! and that aint right!!!
Chai (masala chai) isn't Russian, you bollards! It's Indian.Wow, there is just so much gay in there, I don't know where to begin. Alfonso, I can say without a doubt that you are more evil than Matt. Still not sure when it comes to the little girl, though............
Rusty do you honestly think a woman could be more evil than me??? need I remind you that girls can’t be gross, violent and creepy??? And when they are it just aint right?
