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you don't own any books with slipcovers the same size as the twilight books?
I know this is going to sound stupid… but I don’t want to get a jacket for the book… I get so much pleasure of knowing that I’m doing something taboo in front of everybody. When I forget while turning the pages and I accidentally lift the book and I realize what I’ve done and I quickly put it back down… dude it feels so good!!!
In other words, you're not quite out of the closet but you keep peeking out the door.
I hate that that analogy can be apply here =(. Still man why don’t you read it and tell me if it makes you gay!
Pass, but thanks for the suggestion. I've got a sneaking suspicion, though, that it's not so much that the books make you gay as it is that they enhance pre-existing gayness.
Dude, WTF! This feeling is completely new for me… I’ve never been concerned about what other people think about what I’m doing… I’m perfectly ok with sitting on the floor and falling sleep right there on the streets (I actually got a couple of pesos while doing that that), I wear rags I mean literally wear rags people keep giving me clothes all the time cuz they think I aint got none, I talk to myself I laugh by myself, etc, but I’m so afraid of people finding out about me reading that crap that I don’t know man! It feels good!
Hell, he might as well. Or go see the Vagina Monologues.
Carry a man purse to keep his Twilight books in when he's not reading them.
What's your problem with people eating on the subway? (you're not allowed to do it here and people are always bitching about it so I'm just curious.)
Remember when I got Alfonso to watch The Virgin Suicides? Hahaha!
Alfonso, I swear I would not notice if a guy was reading Twilight on the bus. And if I did, I wouldn't give a shit. Nobody cares!
Alfonso, I swear I would not notice if a guy was reading Twilight on the bus. And if I did, I wouldn't give a shit. Nobody cares!
Tambo there is a say among my people it translates to something like “thieves judge over their condition” if I see a dude (and specially a manly looking one like me) I’d laugh…
Okay, but who cares? I just don't really care if someone laughs at me. I laugh at all kinds of people. Especially 'tards*.
*Just kidding, God! You're the one who gave me this sense of humor!
*Just kidding, God! You're the one who gave me this sense of humor!
Cuánto me cuesta sobrevivirCuánto sonreír
Sin poder quitarme el antifaz
Que me disfraza de normal
Fuck it I’m too drunk I’ma go to sleep!
Hymmm you don't have much power over what people think. Most of them probably don't care and are too busy contemplating their own problems. Besides all those people on the train are strangers, you won't see each other ever again, or even if you do, you won't remember the previous meeting. So who cares. As long as you have fun it doesn't matter. Whether you simply enjoy the read, enjoy judging the book, take some twisted masochistic pleasure in it, or simply get an exhibitionist thrill out of reading Twilight in public - that's your business.
I agree. Actually, I think you should take it one step further and read it out loud on the train. That would be great.In all seriousness, I totally get it. I was embarrassed to buy those books and I was embarrassed to read them in public. Same with Eat, Pray, Love. I wanted to tape a big sign to that book that said: "I have to read this for bookclub." I can't stand for people to think I'm a sheep (even when I am).
I just realized I don't have this problem anymore. Ha! eReaders have advantages.
My wife and sister talked me into reading Twilight. Here's my advice on that; whenever anyone catches you, just say you thought it was a Rod Serling biography.
Haha!
I don't want to ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever read Twilight.
I don't want to ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever read Twilight.
Don't do it, Tambo. Don't give in to
On the plane home from visiting Alfonso!
And I know the entire plot line of all four because three of my students (9 and 10 year old girls) were obsessed and came to the library every recess to talk to me about it.
And I know the entire plot line of all four because three of my students (9 and 10 year old girls) were obsessed and came to the library every recess to talk to me about it.
Yeah, so you have it covered, no need to read it if you don't want to.
Option A: oh hell no!! No way, Jose!! That aint gonna happen I aint got the balls to let anyone see me reading that shit!! I could already see some jock looking at me and yell something like: “ dude! this guy here is reading twilight! In public!” and then some hot chick will ask her hot friend: “did that dude say there is a Guy or a Gay reading twilight in public” to which hot girl #2 will respond: “I don’t know, but if it is a male reading Twilight, on the subway, in NY city, I don’t think it matters…” and I’ll just die of shame… so nop! Option A is not an option!!!
Option B: I start reading looking… and people start wondering what the fuck am I doing… then some chick gets curious and looks up and after reading two lines that proly say something about Bella smelling really good I get back into the same scenario from Option A… Option B is not an option!
Option C: fuck! fuck! fuck!!! if only I was smart!! I could come up with something better than the above… but I aint! Cuz I read books like fucking Twilight instead of some make smart shit!! damn you gods of knowledge damn you to hell!!!!!! (planet of the apes)
P.s. yes, I’m back y’all deal with it!
*: except for people eating… I do have issues with that!