This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate my Bday presents!!
What did you get her for her birthday? Maybe it's payback.
Or maybe she just wants you to love what she loves cause she loves you so much.
Or maybe she just wants you to love what she loves cause she loves you so much.
i gave her money!!! she always wants money!
Oh come on! I did good. You did not see that coming! and now you can actually read it and it would be just to humor me :]And it is kind of payback... this is one of those few rare time that I can actually pull something on you and you dont see it coming!
By the way are you gonna read it?
P.S. I also got rid of the book without having to throw it away :]
Alfonso now you can read Twilight with Karen and me this summer.
Guahahahah, I read the first page! And is freaking hilarious man! and the back of it!!! this is what it actually says:About three things I was absolutely positive:
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, there was a part of him ---
And I didn’t know how dominant that might be that thirsted for me blood.
And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him!
Hahahahha this is going to be awesome!!! I just keep imagining all those little girls that I’ma crush when they ask me how much I like it when I’m laughing my ass off reading it!!!
Don't protest too much, Fonzi. It shows how much you secretly love it.
You're totally going to be Team Jacob.
You're totally going to be Team Jacob.
Oh Pilo to make things more fun you should try to find as many misspell words or mess up sentences. It can be your own little grammar game :]See there are plenty of reason to read it!
when is your bday? my best friends was yesterday (the 5th)
Yes, it is today and I hate being old!!! I hate it!!!! I HATE IT!!!! why can’t I be young and beautiful for ever… like Edward!!!!
hahaahh you are loving twilight enough to be jealous of its characters. you fucking girl...
Wish I could take you to the natural history museum, again, for your birthday. I would if teleportation was my super power!
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I'd do it, now, but it wouldn't be much of a surprise. You'll just have to wait and then BAM! Forlani. Or someone. It'll be a surprise.
Guess I like that one!
Here's another of your favorites, perv.
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Here's another of your favorites, perv.
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After doing this tour of your favorites, I think you really are an "eye" man. Does Alison have pretty eyes?
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I thought so (about Alison).
Here's a bonus Forlani:
Here's a bonus Forlani:
Dunno.
I have so much to do, today, which is why I'm posting pinups and Twilight images. I have to pack!
I have so much to do, today, which is why I'm posting pinups and Twilight images. I have to pack!
By "build a Taj Majal," did you mean that it makes you feel like doing something grand and physically challenging because of the sheer force of her beauty motivating you?
Or was it a euphamism?
Or was it a euphamism?
Films should stop mucking up. Write a review, tomorrow!
The only movie I've seen, recently, is "Up." It was great. I usually don't like kids' movies (strange for someone who loves kids' books?), but "Up" was really emotional and interesting and stunning.
What the heck is Freakazoid?
I watched the German one, and I'm still not clear. Is that a current movie? I like when they made "Freakazoid" rhyme with "Deutsch." Or at least that's what it sounded like.
I watched the German one, and I'm still not clear. Is that a current movie? I like when they made "Freakazoid" rhyme with "Deutsch." Or at least that's what it sounded like.
I'm on it.
Incredibles copied his costume.
Incredibles copied his costume.
The Lobe is gross! That show is crazy. I can't believe I've never seen it.
"My hand got stuck in the potty?!"
1. I’m kind of drunk already!Seth how do you go from seeing a hot chick and start thinking about building her a big tomb??? Wtf??? I mean I feel you brother sometimes I be talking to a girl that I actually like and horrible things start coming out of my mouth for no reason a good example would be: “if you think you are more beautiful in the inside why don’t you rip off your skin and show us your beauty…” (and just incase you wondering she didn’t find it funny)
Now I go do my laundry!!! Drunk laundry rules!!!!
Random Q: So does Twilight address the question of whether or not vampires can get by on menstrual blood?
COOKIES!!!! I LOVE COOKIES!!! SHIT I think I’m into “eat a lot mode” !!! that means I’m 5 beers away from hugging mode! After that is sweet oblivion!!!
Also I hate that tambo didn’t get my Epona joke!!! That sucks!!!! I AM EPONA!!!!!! EPONA I SAY!!!!
WTF is EPONA?! I don't even remember that part of the conversation. The only joke I remember not getting was about your Power Ranger wet dream.
Silvia Sydney!
Wait, is this about when you were saying, "I'm a horse, godddmammit! I'm a horse!?" (Alfonso is drunk.)
'Cause I asked you to explain what you meant, and you said, "It would take a hundred million years to explain it to you."
Did you like my Twilight pictures? They were from the ♥.
'Cause I asked you to explain what you meant, and you said, "It would take a hundred million years to explain it to you."
Did you like my Twilight pictures? They were from the ♥.
I am not drunk I’m mood enhanced!!!! I am mood enhanced Epona!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Contra the title of this thread, I got these two books (in one edition) for my birthday:http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13...
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/52...
It's one of the best gifts ever.
My birth mother, and because she's also somewhat of a stereotypical Jewish mother, she also gave me socks.
Are they fancy socks or white tube?
That being said:
Dear little sister:
I apparently have teach you well… 3 days ago when you told you was packing my present and that it was something I always wanted…I got really curious… so when it arrived today by priority mail! I was really exited to find out what could it possibly be… so I open that big suspicious manila envelope just to find a more suspicious package and a note with instructions I’m like wtf!? I mean the damn thing actually reads “follow the instructions” I’m like whateva I don’t wanna kill my little sister’s corny joke… so I go to the bathroom and lock the door…(instruction #1) so I sat in the toilet and then I followed the second instruction: grab the present and unwrap it… it felt like a book… and like ummm what book could it be? When I open the damn thing is a copy of twilight book one… thank god I was on the toilet already or I would have shit myself laughing! Then I keep reading the letter! It has a bunch of excuses to read the damn thing! like: is your bday do something insane! Like read twilight.” Or “ it’s part of my sister’s sick sense of humor” dude, I don’t know how I didn’t shit all over the place laughing at this!!! My friends are right! I’ve created a monster!!!!