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K: H-hey, get off of me! *squirming*M: Aw. *snaps pic* Your first fight. So cute. *beams*
Me: *eats froyo and watches* C: WE'RE #GOALS! AW KEVIE, TELL ME HOW PRETTY I LOOK! TELL ME HOW GORGEOUS I LOOK WITH THE NEW HIGHLIGHTS APHRODITE PUT IN MY HAIR!
K: My name is Kevin, and I have a girlfriend! *struggling*M:*munching on chocolate* Dude, this is getting intense.
H: Mmmhmm.
M:When did you get back?
H: About two seconds ago. Who's the man candy?
M: Ew, Hera. Gross. You're like, three thousand.
C: awww he called me his girlfriend! you're the best boyfriend EVER me: *continues eating* this is really entertaining and GROSS HERA
K: You're not my girlfriend! *struggles* Let go!M: I know, right.
H: I was merely making an observation!
K: You people are crazy!
C: come to my island! Then we'll see if I'm REALLY not your gf ;)
M: Keep it PG Cals.K: You people are insane! *break free**runs*
C: AH! COME BACK HERE! I LET ODYSSEUS, PERCY, AND LEO GO. NOT LETTING ANOTHER ONE OUT OF MY SIGHT! *epic goddess powers*
K:*getting pulled back* What the *beep*M:*le gasp* Kevin! There are children around!
Me: *drops froyo in shock* C: A MAN WITH A VOCABULARY! AH! must be a child of Athena, eh?
M: No! I can assure you, children of Athena do not use such vulgar language. That's Ares. K:Dafu-
M:Do not finish that sentence young man. You have a very dirty mouth. For shame, Kevin. For shame.
H:*nods* For shame..
C: AH! HE'S SO GOOD! HE OWNS UP TO HIS OWN MISTAKES! Aw, Kevie! Can you get anymore....PERFECT??? Me: this is disgusting. where's leo at?
M: That's what I'm wondering. K: *irritated* For the last time, my name is Kevin! I'm not five.
C: MY WITTLE KEVIEEEE!!!! now make a nickname for me. BEGORE I END U
M: *sweatdrop* Okay, Kevin. Time to go.K: Finally!
C: WHAT?!?! I DEMAND ANOTHER ONE. LET HIS NAME BE SCOTT
C: YOU BETTER GET BACK HERE
Me: *looks at Piper* I think we came at the wrong time.Piper: For once I agree with you.
M:*running away* Piper! Jenny! HELP ME!!!
Me: What happened?!Piper: Callie, let's uh, go talk to Leo. How's that?
M: *hiding* I got Callie a Kevin. Didn't work out.
Me: Kevins never work out, Marie..
Me: *whispers* Somehow get a duplicate of Leo and make Calypso like him.
M: First I would need Leo's DNA. Or you know, Leo.
Me: Pi--Piper: No, I am not going to drug Leo and bring him to your lab or whatever.
Me: You said it first, not me.
M: I'll have you that it's a shed, not a lab. Besides, I have other ways of getting Leo..*evil grin*
Piper: I feel like since I'm best friends with Leo, I should be warning him about this, right...?
M: No you shouldn't. Not if you value your sanity because Calypso will drive us all to the loco bin.
Piper: True. But Callie's my friend, so I'm sure she wouldn't--Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
M: What Jenny said. Piper, this isn't the same Callie you remember.H: That chick is cray-cray.
M: Hera is right. Even though I really wish she would stop watching certain tv shows.
Piper: Callie would never change--Me: HAHAA--
Piper: *charmspeak* Shut up.
Me: O.O
C: *sobbing in the corner, eating ice cream and watching rom-coms* I WANT KEVIE BACK. I WANT LEO BACK, AND PERCY AND ODYSSEUS. NOW ODYSSEUS! HE WAS A REAL MAN. He had such a great six-pack. *cries* IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. I DEMAND A BOYFRIEND AND I DEMAND IT NOW BEFORE I BREAK YOUR EARDRUMS WITH MY MELODIC VOICE. me: *shuffles away*
M:*whispers* NOT NORMAL. H: Ew.
M: It's like, Piper two point oh. Or Hera when she divorced Zeus.
H: We do not speak of that.
me: you guys are divorced?!?!? wow, i never thought it would come to that. C: *sobs*
H: It was a dark, dark time.M: Their back together now, thanks to Eros and my knight in shining pink armor. XD
H: Like I said, a dark dark time.
me: Eros is totally hot. C: *perks up* Who is this...Eros?
me: not gonna lie...I kinda ship Calypso and Eros.
Aeolus: Eros? who is this Eros you speak of?Me: Im sure he's the guy with wings
Aeolus: PAH! I CONTROL ALL THE WIND! wings are just too fragaile!
Me: didn't ask...
Me: Still kind of salty about Eros.Piper: @Marie: What do you mean Piper 2.0??
Lizzy wrote: "me: Eros is totally hot. C: *perks up* Who is this...Eros?
me: not gonna lie...I kinda ship Calypso and Eros."
M: Right?! Too bad he's married...
C: so was Odysseus. We still had a fun time. Me: Gross!
Jenny wrote: "Me: Still kind of salty about Eros.Piper: @Marie: What do you mean Piper 2.0??"
M: It's just.. You have to admit darling, she's acting a bit like you did after the whole...you-know-what fiasco.
Lizzy wrote: "C: so was Odysseus. We still had a fun time. Me: Gross!"
H: You should be ashamed of yourself Calypso. Odysseus had a very loving wife who remained faithful to him even though she could have married any of the other suitors! You give women everywhere a bad name!
M: Whoa. O.O
Autumn Rising ~Sweet Little Something~ wrote: "Jenny wrote: "Me: Still kind of salty about Eros.Piper: @Marie: What do you mean Piper 2.0??"
M: It's just.. You have to admit darling, she's acting a bit like you did after the whole...you-know..."
Piper: I wasn't that bad, was I? And Jenny, you aren't allowed to respond to this question.
Me: ...
M: To put it lightly, you kind of lost your senses. I mean, you ate several boxes of Jello-O, for Pete's sake.
C: *shrugs* you try being stuck on a island for a gazillion years. it gets lonely.
Piper: But Jell-O is good!
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C: AHHHH!!! *runs up and jumps on Kevin* HIIIIII