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[kavi ~he-him~]

XD omg

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Autumn Rising #Shipping Ayalec, because# wrote: "J: *beams* Really? Awesome
M: *whispers* Kiss him, you fool! Then smack him. Then kiss him again and walk away."

Piper: What-no!

[Mariama]

M: Do it! It's in the movies, so it must be true! Trust me, I'm a daughter of Athena. ^_^
H:No you're not.
M:*glare* Not yet. But I will be.

[Mariama]

M: Hey Callie! Looky what I foundy:

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

c: *bursts into tears* I MISS LEOOOOOOOOO.
me: really? uh, there there, cal

[Mariama]

M: *facepalm* My bad, I forgot.
H:*shakes head*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *sniffles* it's o-okay. i just miss him! i remember when we t-t-took that picture.

[Mariama]

M: Hm. *opens notebook* And how did that make you feel?
H: Please stop.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *lays down on bench and clasps hand over chest* I-I just feel so empty without him, you know? I let myself fall into his trap just like I did with Odysseus and Percy. And he actually let me off this island and then totally left me for a sassy snowman! WHO DOESNT WEAR SHOES.

me: oh gods

[Mariama]

M: I see. *nods**makes note* And Jack? How do you feel towards him?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *hisses* HE WILL BURN.

me: oh schist

[Mariama]

M: *nods* I see. Keep going. How does this make you feel *holds up snowball*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *screams* WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?! IS IT A BUG

[Mariama]

M:...It's a snowball. How does the snowball make you feel?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: IT MAKES ME FEEL TRAPPED. I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY. GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEE *karate kicks snowball out of hand*

[Mariama]

M: Mm. *nods and makes note in book* I think I know what's wrong. Callie, you're feeling strong amounts of jealousy and hatred towards Jack. I think that what you need to do is tell Jack-and Leo too- how you feel. How does that sound?
H: You watch too much Dr. Phil.
M: Hush, Hera. Callie, do you want to talk to Jack and Leo?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: NO! I'm too humiliated! *sobs* I-I mean, Hermes once showed me a video of an angry girlfriend. I don't want to end up. I'M NOT CRAZY!

[Mariama]

H: That's a matter of opinion.
M: Hera, please refrain from harassing my clients.
H: You're not even certified!
M: Hera. It's okay Callie, we can try again next time. For now, just try and sort out your feelings, okay?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: I'd like to see your...associate REMOVED

[Mariama]

M: Don't worry, she won't be here long.
H: Hey!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: good. patient confidentiality is important. ANYWAY back to me.

[Mariama]

M: Yes, well I still think you should talk to Leo and Jack. But if you don't feel up to it,that's fine. You do what's best for you.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

c: NO. IM TOO ASHAMED. AND THEY SHOULD TALK TO ME I HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG

[Mariama]

M: That is completely fine to feel that way Calypso. Maybe we should start small.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

c: *lights up* LIKE SETTING THE HEPHAESTUS CABIN ON FIRE?

[Mariama]

M: Er, no. I meant, writing a letter.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: AND PUTTING POISON ON THE LETTER? :D

[Mariama]

M: No! Just writing the letter and then burning it to burn away your negative thoughts.
H: Hippie.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: and then we can burn the Hephaestus cabin?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: and then we can burn the Hephaestus cabin?

[Mariama]

H: Of course dear, whatever you want. *pets hair*
M: Hera! Stop corrupting my clients! *huff* No, Callie. We are NOT going to burn the Hephaestus cabin.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: idk who to listen to. Marie's my therapist but Hera is kinda right...sigh.

[Mariama]

M&H: Listen to me, obviously! *looks at each other*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: ...you're becoming the same person! i think YOU TWO need therapy.

[Mariama]

H: Ridiculous. I'm perfectly fine.
M: ..........No comment. Anyway Callie, we're focusing on you right now.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *gently takes pen and notepad* are you sure? Are you feeling...defensive?
Me: o.o

[Mariama]

M&H: No!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *looks up then writes something down* interesting. now Marie, how do you feel about Hera?

[Mariama]

M: What the eff is this?! Callie, I'm the therapist. You're the patient. Now, give me back my notebook and pen!

[Mariama]

M: What the eff is this? Callie, I'm the therapist. You're the client. Now give me back my pen and notebook!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *runs around* YOU'RE GETTING DEFENSIVE!!! I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOUUUUUU

[Mariama]

M:*chasing* I don't need help! I'm helping you!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: so you're independent? interesting. Do you prefer to be alone or with others?

[Mariama]

M: What? Um, both I guess.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: uh-huh. *scribbles on notepad* alrighty. So here's what I want you to do. I want you to spend at least three hours away from Hera. Y'know, get your nails done, kill a man, make some cupcakes. Hera, I want you to spend some time with Zeus.

[Mariama]

M: I'm not going to argue with that. I'm going to the mall!
H: Oo, a day with Zuesy pie. *poof*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

me: "Zeusy pie?"
C: sounds poisonous

[Mariama]

M:*breezes in* I'm back! And I brought prezzies!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: is it food?

C: IS IT A NEW LEO?

[Mariama]

M: Yes and *glare*..no. Just..no. But I did find a Kevin! *grabs boy* Say hi to Callie Kevin.
K:...Uh, hi? Can I go now?
M:No. Here's some froyo Lizzie.
K: Seriously. My girlfriend's expecting me and-
M:Forget her; you've got Callie.