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[Mariama]

J: *beams* Really? Awesome
M: *whispers* Kiss him, you fool! Then smack him. Then kiss him again and walk away.

[Mariama]

Lizzy wrote: "C: *eye twitch* oh y-yes. adopt a kid.
me: oh schist. btw that illegal comment made me laugh omgggg"

H: I feel you Calypso.
M: Omg! So cute! Adopting a kid. Aw...*squee*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: HOW DO YOU COPE? Not gonna lie, but I have some more respect for you now, Hera.

[Mariama]

H: Mm. Yes, well. It's been thousands of years of poise and practice.
M: Poise?
H: Do you have something to say?
M: Yeah- Is trying to kill every single one of Zeus' love babies considered 'poise' these days? Good to know.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *perks up* kill? you...kill the love babies? *looks at Seagirl*
Me: Callie...I know you're upset-
C: *evil smile*

[Mariama]

M: *sprays* No. Bad Callie. You do not kill the love babies. And you do not threaten my friends. *sprays*

[kavi ~he-him~]

Lizzy wrote: "C: *perks up* kill? you...kill the love babies? *looks at Seagirl*
Me: Callie...I know you're upset-
C: *evil smile*"

Um. Should I be scared? *backs away from Callie and hides behind a wall*

[Mariama]

M: Kavy, get behind me. *grabs celestial bronze sword* Stay away, Calypso. I've got a sword and I am not afraid to use it! *waves sword around*
H: It's true. Girl be cray-cray.

[kavi ~he-him~]

*gets behind Autumn*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *flails arms around* IM IMMORTAL!!!!

[kavi ~he-him~]

*blasts Callie with water*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: making a dangerous enemy there...
C: *drenched with eyeliner running everywhere*

[kavi ~he-him~]

*laughing*

[kavi ~he-him~]

((laughing at this rn and I'm in class))

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

me: it's a pretty great image, seeing Callie with her makeup all messed up. and we're learning about her so it's kinda funny with all these mortals totally oblivious that I am, in fact, Calypso

C: I AM NOT MADE FOR LAUGGTER. IM MADE FOR LUST

[kavi ~he-him~]

@lizzy ikr and @Callie yes you are

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: LUST. *hisses* lustttttt

[kavi ~he-him~]

*hisses back* Laughter XD

[Mariama]

Lizzy wrote: "C: LUST. *hisses* lustttttt"

M: Then why are you still single?
H:O.O

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: I-I-IM NOT SINGLE. IM SEEING SOMEONE
Me: oh gods.

[kavi ~he-him~]

Who are you seeing Callie? and Hera's expression XD

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: I'm currently seeing someone named...Chris.
Me: :l

[Mariama]

M: Oh, I know Chris! We're like, best friends! I don't recall him ever mentioning you though...

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: it's probably not the same Chris....

[kavi ~he-him~]

Chris Rodriguez? (not sure if I spelled that write)

[Mariama]

Lizzy wrote: "C: it's probably not the same Chris...."

M: But.. what other Chris could they're be? You can't be with a stranger! We need to see if you're good together. Hey, here's an idea, why don't you invite Chris over for tea?
H: And chocolate?
M: Yes, Hera. Tea and chocolate.,

[kavi ~he-him~]

DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: uh sure. and it's actually Chris....*sees hay* Hey *looks at wooden fence* Wood. Chris Heywood.

me: if you know this reference then your awesome

[Mariama]

M: Wonderful! Where does Chris live? I'll send him an invite.
H: Chris Heywood? Hm, I think I know of a Chris Heywood.
M: No, Hera. That's Chris Heybirch.
H: Heywood, Heybirch- same difference. They're both stupid.
M: *gasp* Hera! That was rude! Apologize to Calypso.

[Mariama]

Percy's sister aka. Seagirl X Chocolate = chocogirl wrote: "DID SOMEONE SAY CHOCOLATE?"

M: Spongebob reference. XD Nice....

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: uh...he lives in...um...
me: *whispers* in your mind?
C: NO! he lives in Maine.

[Mariama]

M: Oh, Maine. Nice. Where in Maine?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: oh you know...he lives on the beach. it's how we met actually.
me: oh gods, this is getting out of hand.

[Mariama]

M: Cape Cod? Your boyfriend lives on Cape Cod?! Wow, he must have a lot of money. I heard it's expensive there.
H: Ew, the beach. So much sand and salt and...ocean. *shudders*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

me: lol, i'm laughing because all of my friends have houses on the cape
C: oh yeah. He's pretty wealthy so he buys me presents.

[Mariama]

M: *wistful* Oh wow. Like what?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

c: *sweats* oh uh, just too many i can't even keep track

[Mariama]

M: Oh. I guess that makes sense. *frowns* Hey Callie, are you okay? You're like, sweating.
H: *shudders* Gross.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: sweating? no, uh I have a condition that makes me sweat involuntarily. it's just a thing. heh.

[Mariama]

M: Oh, you poor thing.
H: No wonder Leo left you.
M: Hera! Sorry Callie. Does Chris mind your uh.. condition?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: no, Chris thinks it's cute actually. yeah...he's a great guy like that

[Mariama]

H:*cough*Fake*cough*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *glares* and what about you, Lady Hera? Zeus isn't really a catch at all, I mean he cheats on you all the time and half the time you don't even notice so...:) it's alright sweetie

Me: Calypso's a great roaster.

[Mariama]

H: She's about to become roast. *death glare*
M: Woah, woah, woah. Let's just take a breather.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: Roasted like whatever is on your head? Oh, is that your hair? *smiles* I'm soooooooo sorry!

Me: yeah, what Marie said. Let's all just calm down. breathe in! breathe out.

[kavi ~he-him~]

Lizzy wrote: "C: *glares* and what about you, Lady Hera? Zeus isn't really a catch at all, I mean he cheats on you all the time and half the time you don't even notice so...:) it's alright sweetie

Me: Calypso'..."

Lizzy wrote: "C: Roasted like whatever is on your head? Oh, is that your hair? *smiles* I'm soooooooo sorry!

Me: yeah, what Marie said. Let's all just calm down. breathe in! breathe out."


BURN!!! HEY HERA WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN *throws a pack of ice at her*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: B-)

me: don't encourage her!

[Mariama]

H: Really, Kavya. I expect more from you.
M: Really? I kind of expected this. XD

[kavi ~he-him~]

XD sorry Hera

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: I have this mental image of Kavya just throwing ice cubes at Hera