This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate that I keep hurting The Paper’s feelings!
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The Crimson Fucker
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May 22, 2009 08:49PM
Fuck! If only she was a dude! I don’t understand women!!!!
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i will teach you about women. when you say something mean and inaccurate to them, they will become upset. they are not robots. this applies to dudes too, btw.
you know my best friend ask me once why didn’t I like his girlfriend… I told him the same thing I told you and he did the same thing you did… I told him that I hated the bitch cuz she was dumb as fuck, and annoying beyond believe, and that honestly he could do better than her…. He smiled and told me that she sucks good dick and that he was gonna get some action that night and I wasn’t, we laugh and that was the end of it… that’s how the dude mentality works! I can tell a dude the worse and they don’t mid! Women… women are just weird! Some times I offend the shit out of them without even knowing!
I have to disagree... Fooz is right but for the wrong reason. Even if the insult was directed toward the 'buddy' it wouldn't have an emotional impact. And to the hatchet in your post, I HAVE had friends say my wife is too good to be with me and HAVE attempted to swoon her away. That ended with disappointment for them. To a guy, if she is going to go she will go. Not the buddy's fault. But if she did go someone would be getting an ass beating. But that is after the fact, you don't sweat what hasn't actually happened. I think that is the difference.I hate that I am defending Fooz BTW. Dude you fucked up make it right.
okay heres the thing. im over it. but just as an inventory, because i want him to be aware that i have been mostly good-natured, these are the things he has said to me like in the last month alone: greg recommends better books than i do. he likes making gregs ideas for food more than mine. greg is funnier than me. greg writes better reviews than me. and this is all fine. i dont care if he likes greg more than me - its not something that makes me lose any sleep. i dont even question the social etiquette of telling someone this - im not an emotional sissy that needs to be adored. however. its this remark that really hurt me. because this is psychological warfare. the only reason i started writing reviews at all was because i am going back to school after taking 10 years off and i thought it would be good to get some critical thinking practice in. and my reviews are borderline-retarded anyway; they are full of exclamation points and made-up words. but regardless. they were just to amuse me or greg or whatever friends of mine i knew were reading them. but now every time i write a review, i am going to remember this and that sucks. because i wasnt self-conscious before, but i am now.so thanks. and the pretentious thing stings too because if anything, i am dumber in my reviews than i am in reality, so he must think i am truly brain-dead. but its fine. i havent had a dismissive big-brother presence in nearly 20 years. so i suppose i should appreciate this, on some level. now i have some reviews to write. bitch.
thats fine. all for science. read some of gregs, too, too see which of us it really is who writes the long reviews that cite habermas and use the bigboy words. he is as confused by alfonsos judgment as i am.
Karen's reviews usually make me laugh. I only read Greg's reviews when I have the time. It seems pointless to compare them, since their intention is so different. So yeah, it's clear Alfonso is gay for Greg.I do have one criticism of you, Karen: You're emotionally neglecting the "shift" key on your computer. It needs to be pressed every now and then or it gets sad.
wait what does shift do?? Ahh. OH!! ITS LIKE CAPS LOCK BUT SHORTER TERM!! SO THIS IS WHAT YOU LIKE??? yeah. im not a strong typist. in high school i opted to take business management because i didnt want to take typing. file that under: great decisions i have made. i do not currently manage my own business.
I took typing in high school because if you got a detention, you could serve it in the typing lab if you took typing. I got lots of detentions, so it was like forcing me to do my homework. Voila! Type so fast! That paragraph only took 8 seconds.
i opted to blue-book all my exams this semester. everyone else used computers. im so antiquated.
Do you get frustrated by the focus on technology in your library schooling? I just want to be a book only librarian.
Actually, I'd settle for any ol' kind of librarian right now!
Actually, I'd settle for any ol' kind of librarian right now!
have you looked into public library's?
Well, my endorsement is in Educational Media, so I'm not licensed for a public library. I will probably teach classroom until another opportunity in a school library knocks. I really don't want to go back to school, anymore. Being in the classroom, again, will be good for me, though. I love creating a classroom community and helping develop closeness and respect and empathy (I'm not a hippie). I also kick ass at teaching, so...it will be a new adventure!
Being a librarian has been awesome, though.
Being a librarian has been awesome, though.
I'm not guaranteed a teaching position, yet, though. I'll possibly know by June 1st.
Haha!
Bunny is being the court jester.
Bunny is being the court jester.
I'm surprised no one has stated the obvious. Fooze is obviously smitten with Karen, but since he has the awareness of a preteen (stop playing all those online games with other tweeners!), like every middle-schooler male feels the need to insult her.
You know what, I was wrong… I fuck up big time! My bad! I’m an idiot… i’ma start trying to think before I say something dumb again… and that’s it! and i will not talk about this again =P i'm pulling off and O"reilly on this one...
Honestly, Foozle, you will never succeed in taking over the world if you buckle to the whims of one bad reviewer.
Oh no, Tambo, did that ugly suburb out there downsize you? I have a meeting out there next week, is there an ass I can kick on your behalf?
My school district is have really rough times right now, Lisa. I find out today after school if I have a job next year.
Oh Sarah, I'm sending good vibes your way...
I have a job. Phew.
9 people in our building got laid off, today. :(
9 people in our building got laid off, today. :(
Thanks, Bunny. I'm going to go to a BBQ at Steve's right now and drink to celebrate. If I'd gotten laid off, I was going to drink to drown my sorrows.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Are you going to be a classroom teacher? What grade?
Probably, Dave, but I don't know. Most likely kindergarten with almost 30 students. Yikes.
I love teaching kindergarten, but that's going to be hard. When I taught K (8 and 9 years ago), I had about 22 students and it was the most exhausting job I've ever had. Most of them speak NO English when they come. Like, none.
Big squeeeeeee for Sarah! I came on board just to find out what the news was. Yikes, 30 squirelly 5 and 6 year olds with the attention span of a puppy. Not an easy job. Sarah what language do they speak, down in Portland. Spanish? Lots of Asians here...
Well now everyone knows I have mind control.
Can you get the judge to dismiss my speeding ticket, Gretchen?
Thanks, guys.
The kids speak Spanish, Russian, Hmong, Vietnamese, Turkish, etc., etc., but primarily Spanish and Russian.
Dave: Speeding?! You menace. ;)
The kids speak Spanish, Russian, Hmong, Vietnamese, Turkish, etc., etc., but primarily Spanish and Russian.
Dave: Speeding?! You menace. ;)
Russian? That's terrific. My dear 'Tambo, I'm extraordinarily happy for you.
Freaking awesome dude, you've got the job!!! Way to go.
Teresa wrote: "G you aren't using the same kind of mind control that Smokie used on Debo are you???"No. My mind control is much better than this
Thanks for helping me get the job, Gretchen. Looks like it'll be 4th grade.
4th grade! How do you feel about that?
I think 4th grade was the zenith of my school career. I was school treasurer. I got my first girlfriend. I had a perfect report card. It's was all downhill from there.
Yeah, 4th grade was pretty sweet for me. I liked all the grades, though. Except 10th. Go to hell, 10th.
I hated 3rd grade, 7th grade, and 8th grade. After that it was all pretty rosy.
Oh 4th grade - sweet! The kids actually want to learn!
I had a mental breakdown in 4th. And 10th?10th was the greatest year of my life.
I totally read it as had. Weird. You can edit, you know.
Not from my phone, 'Tambo. I suppose I shouldn't have packed my laptop... :(
It's really okay. My brain edited it while I was reading and it looked perfect.
