My unhealthy obsession with Eminem

[April]

I am a hard-core heavy-metal girl. If you can understand the words, I don't listen to it. When people talk to me I have to turn to the left and carefully read their lips because I'm 3/4 deaf. And yet, I'm fixated on some scrawny-ass nasty-haired potty-mouthed woman-hating rapper. Where did I go so wrong?

[[deleted user]]

You can't help what makes you feel jiggy.

[[deleted user]]

P.S. I like singing the song, "White America." Notice I didn't say that I like the song. It's safer this way.

[April]

Oh, I SO should've known better...now I need to amend my self-hatred to "my obsession with singing Eminem songs": that sounds much better!

[Kasia]

Eminem... for some reason I always think of M&Ms.

...but why stress about it April? Embrace your inner potty-mouthed woman-hating thug! I did and I'm happy with it, so.

[April]

Thanks. I feel like a better poseur already. :)

[Reads with Scotch]

Kaisa, did you have to practice at giving bad advice, or are you a natural?

[Matthieu]

Haha, Kasia...

[Kasia]

Years of practice, yeah.

[smetchie]

We've all got our "dirty" little secrets. You might as well but on an Eminem Tee Shirt and embrace yours.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Damn KD, I wish I wish I could say the same… but lose yourself is a hell of a song man…