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[Roger]

Documenting the street life below
In video for Facebook, you know.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

And while Davey is on this job.
He is also cuddling his love, Bob.

[Preston, Moderator]

You go inside and up one floor,
Of his house the style of Tudor.

[Preston, Moderator]

And yet by gosh their even more,
For he has the second floor.

[Preston, Moderator]

Of course an American says over the store,
He lives on the second and third floor.

[Preston, Moderator]

Others tend to get confused,
But I find I'm quite amused.

[Roger]

If you remember, it threw poor Gil** a floor,
And he almost knocked on the wrong door.

**

[Preston, Moderator]

Knocking on the wrong door can be fun,

[Preston, Moderator]

you might get a kiss or you might face a gun.

[Preston, Moderator]

Whether you get loving or fighting,

[Preston, Moderator]

Being on the wrong floor can be exciting.

[Roger]

But in Gil's case finding the right door
Led him to the arms of dear twink Trevor

[Roger]

There's nothing done that can't be undone
For Gil to find first this bun then that bun.

[Preston, Moderator]

Trevor's okay but I have faith in,
Mike to have more fun with Nathan.

[Preston, Moderator]

Nathan Cliffe is a famed boy singer
He could be a Bieber dead ringer.

[Preston, Moderator]

Doing drugs and being fussy,
But never letting his hair get mussy.

[Preston, Moderator]

He's in trouble with that behavior,
But Mike becomes Nathan's savior.

[Roger]

Read all about it in the "Boys of…" series
Which goes on and on and never wearies.

[Preston, Moderator]

The next book might be a débâcle,
It's The Boys of the Mormon Tabernacle.

[Preston, Moderator]

The duo fondles and probes,
When Mormon boys take off their robes.

[Preston, Moderator]

The pretty boys will sing those high notes even higher,
With Zack's boys in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir

[Roger]

That's a really nice rhyme,
With rhythm in every line,

[Roger]

So boys in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir take a cleaver
To make a star singer sing higher, like Justin Bieber.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh no! They only need Mike or Gil,
To give the boy a special thrill.

[Preston, Moderator]

They'll hit that high note when they must,
As Zack's boys provide a major 'thrust'.

[Roger]

Every lad in the Choir presses "Like"
As they get it from Gil and from Mike.

[Roger]

First in front and then on the back
Just the way it's drawn by Zack.

[Preston, Moderator]

He's almost as good as Rod Bellamy,
but saying that scares the hell out of me.

[Preston, Moderator]

Because that Zack guy is so mean,
He's almost as bad as Roger Kean.

[Roger]

He's only human, is Roger Kean,
He's one of us, a human bean.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oliver is nice and a gentleman,
and no one can draw like Oli can.

[Preston, Moderator]

He is sincerely kind,
He says what's on his mind.

[Preston, Moderator]

plus he eats far less than a pelican,
Except with polenta he's wild man.

[Roger]

It's the trouble with polenta, it don't half splatter
When it's on the hob it hurls out worse than batter,

[Roger]

Then I have to clean it all up
Before I can sit down and sup.

[Preston, Moderator]

I know your a master when you cook,
I could see it in the photos that you took.

[Preston, Moderator]

You do the fanciest dishes without hesitation,
And you should get a prize for your presentation.

[Roger]

That's so thoughtful and really very kind,
But you should see what I do with bacon rind.

[Roger]

Cut it lengthways or in a dice
So I can add it to my fried rice.

[Preston, Moderator]

I had a little chicken and she wouldn't lay and egg,
so I poured hot water up and down her leg.

[Preston, Moderator]

And that little chicken cried and she begged,
Then the little chicken laid a hard boiled egg.

[Roger]

Well, I had a little chicken and she wouldn't lay an egg,
So I rubbed hot chocolate all around her leg.

[Roger]

And the little chicken hollered and the little chicken begged,
And the gosh darn chicken laid an Easter egg!

[Preston, Moderator]

And the little chicken laughed and the chicken cried,
Then the little chicken tried to cross the street and died.

[Roger]

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a road?
A mystery that has tasked philosophers quite a load.

[Preston, Moderator]

What came first the chicken or the road?
The first thing we got was the common cold.

[Roger]

But surely the common cold's caused by a virus
And surely they were here a lot long before us?

[Preston, Moderator]

Been here so long that it's insured,
Those cold bugs will never get cured.

[Preston, Moderator]

Rock my soul in the bosom of Abraham,
The only thing gets cured is a nice smoked ham.

[Roger]

Smoke my sole in the bosom of Abraham,
It's the one wot swam right over the dam.**

** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fowdC...