Complaint Department discussion
Games
>
The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit)
Sounds like a epicures perfect dream,except you must have a dessert of ice cream.
That"s very true,So really, thank you!
What's for breakfast toast and jamdoled out meagerly by the milligram?
A glass of apple juice, a cup of tea,Coconut yoghurt for both, toast for me.
If at you love the meat of the coconut ,don't go veggie or you'll have to eat tofu-nut.
No worries there, last night it was burger in a bun,Though a heathy green salad only added to the fun.
Early to be, early to rise,Makes a man's boyfriend go out with other guys.
An epigram both amusing and wiseMakes a boy's boyfriends go all Google eyes.
Google eyes is unfair to other browsers,Opera, Firefox, Netscape pull up your trousers.
It's hot summer here, while England enjoys winter…(it's the weather does it) and we're off to the Quinta.
Your off to the Quinta where there is fun in the sun?Relax, the sun's vitamin C is good medicine.
For someone as old as me,They say it's vitamin D.
This beneficial essence is also from the sun's rays,So I try to get in as much over many active days.
I believe chocolate is best for you,So whip up a chocolate fondue.
Chocolate and strawberries are always healthy.Such a gourmet meal would make one feel wealthy.
But for a different aesthetic,Try some English Spotted Dick.
Enough of puddings, enough of sweets:I need some vegetables and several meats.
Several meats? You can't just have one?Too much meat gives you a fat abdomen.
It's okay, really; these days chicken and fish(not together, understand) make a tasty dish.
The Ludlow Fish House makes choice such a bitch…Why, the other day they were offering me Witch!
When I asked what on earth it was (the owner's a bit of a bounder),He just laughed merrily and told me it was like flabby Flounder.
Spending money on fresh fish is foolish,it's a much better value to buy licorice.
Oliver loves that aniseed taste,But I flee from it in haste.
hasty, hasty,makes for wastey.
But remember that thrifty virgins always trim the wickAnd those that do get to beat poor old Dick with a stick.
Is that from some lullaby you heard?because the idea of a virgin is quite absurd.
Really? I'm sure I read it in the Holy Book,Though I may have to have another look,
That an angel, surely of great worth,Was witness to a virgin birth.
Okay so you got me there,I was thinking of people not in sleepwear.
Haha, hehe, what a giggle…An angel and a virgin having a fiddle.
Still, stranger things have come to pass;Like lonesome cowboys having a roll in the grass.
A roll in in the grass gets them quite high,but they must be careful about the cacti.
So if you see an angel, a virgin and a fiddle,There are always cowboy potheads in the middle.
That's when they start to singAnd dance round the fairy ring.
For they like to make merry and be light,Holding on to each other through the night.
If you get married using a fairy rings,the diamonds will have tiny little wings.
And you'll never have a marital fight,Or you'll be attacked by fairies in flight.
The last fairy I met, I took us a selfie – KLICK!It came out well, cos I used my selfie stick.
I met a fairy once. She was pretty, but refused to be photo'd.She was self-conscious about her looks; said she looked like a nematode.
Your fairy who thought herself an ugly toad,Should have known she was queen of the road.
She was a great beauty who gave us a thrill,that was of course before she became roadkill.
Toads are OK, but I prefer a frog,like the one turned the prince into a log.
The magician's at the door bell ring ring ring,Can't pay you old mage we live on a shoe string.
Shoe string are all we'll have left after paying the income tax,Which has take all our money from the bank to the max.
The national tax is not overpriced.But property taxes have us sacrificed.
Now that the taxman has put us in desperate strictures,I'm going to have to bully Oli into making more pictures.
Hmmm, how can I complain about taxes when to so articulate,I'd have to note all of my income comes from the country or state?
Oli just got his state pension upgraded by 2.5 percent,Which offsets my phone bill rise of the same… if his increase is lent :)
I gave up pizza for Lent,but then I did a recant and repent.
Complaint Department
Books mentioned in this topic
The Moon Is Always Bisexual (other topics)The Moon Is Always Bisexual (other topics)
Ocean The History (other topics)
Mississippi Hustler (other topics)
Hot For Boys: The Sexy Adventures Of Rogue (other topics)
More...
Authors mentioned in this topic
Roger Kean (other topics)Oliver Frey (other topics)
Rod Bellamy (other topics)
Roger Kean (other topics)
Zack (other topics)
More...
By none other than chief chef Jonathan Rignall.