The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit) Showing 51-100 of 2,504

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Along came a dog and did the same,
They turned it into a party game.

[Roger]

And they made so much water it meant
the mud at their feet turned to cement.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bob had a hairy chest and wore,
a big tool belt and not much more.

[Roger]

which meant on show he had a lot
hammer, wrench, and all he'd got.

[Lori S.]

And so away from the cemented cliff's edge
To the top of a wall, standing on a ledge

[Roger]

Bob and Boo swore eternal love,
they need it if push comes to shove

[Ajax1978]

"Love conquers all," Bob did say,
But then his wife cried, "Bob you're not gay!"

[Roger]

And there followed a terrible to do
because Bob had gone gay-for-you

[Lori S.]

An unrealistic expectation
Brought on by over excitation

[Preston, Moderator]

Bob the Builder's books were banned,
Construction site left unmanned.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

The Mother's against PLFLAG protested,
So Bob the Builder got arrested.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Bob's Gay4You crime inspired hate mail,
So they threw Bob in the Homo Gaol .

[Lori S.]

But those who cared in protest arose
Fighting in poetry and in prose

[Ajax1978]

Bob grew close to his cellmate Stan,
until he found out Stan wasn't quite "all man"

[Lori S.]

Poor ol' Stan, never the winner
Bob had to watch him grow thinner

[Roger]

So Bob was in Reading Gaol
And Stan was beyond the pale

[Lori S.]

A ghost of his former self
Stan now sat upon a shelf

[Roger]

When from gaol they let Bob out
he went and stared at Stan with a pout

[Lori S.]

"What?" Asked the wispy Stan
"Never seen a ghost man?"

[Roger]

No, but a trojan horse is in my LAN
and of those bugs I'm not a fan

[Preston, Moderator]

he's no ghost, he's got a tan,
he must be a magic man.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

You can't go on living being so skinny,
Eat the MacDonald's menu you ninny.

[Preston, Moderator]

"The whole MacMenu?" asked Stan.
You got it buddy it'll make you a man.

[Lori S.]

Cholesterol infused food
Soon had Stan in a foul mood

[Preston, Moderator]

Stan went back to his apartment
All grumpy he joined the Complaint Department.

[Preston, Moderator]

Wasn't pleased just sitting home
So he played the The Two Line Poem.

[Roger]

Which he made to rhyme with Rome
and upchucked his MacMenu as foam

[Ajax1978]

Stan sat and surveyed his bleak surroundings
when to his surprise Bob was at his door pounding.

[Lori S.]

Stammering in great surprise, fearful
Stan opened the door, eyes wide, tearful

[Preston, Moderator]

Howdy do, you look good mate,
your cheeks are rosy and you've put on weight.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

You've got big muscles and a cute hindermost,
Best of all you're not a ghost.

[Roger]

"Fear not," quoth Bob to stammering Stan
"For me you truly are the only man."

[Ajax1978]

"If that's so, I'm going to be blunt
you have to give up your membership to Manhunt"

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

I'll give up anything for you,
If we can have our amour fou.

[Roger]

I can match your words with an auto da fe
And twirling twice around wish you away!

[Preston, Moderator]

I wouldn't have fixed your malnutrition
if I knew you'd ply the Spanish Inquisition.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Why don't you twirl me round with inflamed desire,
And dance with such passion you set my heart on fire.

[Roger]

Doing the quickstep is such a ding-a-dong,
while the cha cha's like music without a song.

[Lori S.]

[You guys crack me up]
Bob and Stan, they danced the night away
Dreaming of places where palm trees sway

[Roger]

And mosquitos whizz and bite
all the way through the night.

[Preston, Moderator]

(that's so sweet I hate to break the mood)

But when morning came it was such a shame
"Hey we're not real just part of a poem game!"

[Lori S.]

Snick, the scissors cut the film short
Snap, as the film slaps through the port

[Preston, Moderator]

Alas when chancing my tastes Fortuna,
made existentialism not my cup of tuna.

[Roger]

But Preston that's so truly weird
but never as mad as I feared

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

My boyfriend's back he's in a penal institution,
They put him jail for homo prostitution.
[Greek chorus: hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back]

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

He boosted some condoms but he's made restitution.
Then the priest came and gave him absolution.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

If they don't set him free I'm going to start a revolution,
I'd give you my name but it's not for attribution.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Holding him at all is against the constitution,
I got a lawyer now with a courtroom solution.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

They sentenced him to die by legal execution,
The lights are dimminig as they prepare electrocution.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

This is what happens with Putin's persecution.
Just like Hitler he's got the final solution.
*Greek chorus: [hey la, hey la, my boyfriend's back]


*Special thanks to the Lambda Lambdacism Choir proving the Greek Chorus. You could not see it but they they danced the lambada throughout the performance.

With great appreciation for the inspiration. See you tub e video at:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REeeuc...