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The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit)
The tests they do can be such a painbut there is so much good to gain
Tom Hompertz played Julian in Lonesome Cowboys,Romeo & Juliet with horse riding boy toys.
Hot handsome cowboys hunky and ripped,Might have done better if they had a script.
So true to the wild west though unexacting.None of the guys had a talent for acting.
They could have been lovers, they could have been thugs,So hard to figure with the whole crew on drugs.
Getting drugs can be a bother and boreSometimes so difficult even to score
Which is why when you see a Warhol movie,you never hear a critic say groovy .
There was the one called "Empire," the building of StateWhich you sat through for eight hours – it was a long wait.
It was so exciting I got in the groove,when I saw the shadows move.
Which was more than did Holly WoodlawnWho's slightest movement produced a good yawn.
Now wait a minute lets not be rash,You gotta love Joe Dallesandro in Trash.
stop a minute and look up at the sun. because someday you're gonna love someone.
Juliana creates a poem so sweetI bet in real life she really is neat
But Juliana doesn't want to go to schooland that's a shame cos I believe she's no fool.
Education is good even early or late,But life experience is what makes one great
That epigram, it is so true,sadly understood by so few.
At advanced age life mysteries unfold,but its too late to change if you're…
unbold.
Wisdom isn't found, it's earnedopprotunity isn't lost it's burned
and then lifes chances fall down in ashes and smokeupon your shoulders sorrow will lay a heavy cloak
But that does not mean happiness will not come,For some it comes earlier while later for some.
The cowboy shouted, "Enough with reading the Chinese fortune cookies!You're all acting like a bunch of rookies."
Cowboy Jimmy John said hold on Billy Bob,You told us we'd have a bank to go rob.
And my fortune cookie said to stay home in bedIf I try to hold up a bank I end up dead
Go get the horse and grab a gun,We going to town and having some fun!
Get Wiley Joe and Buster Bo and Frank,We're riding on in and robbing that bank.
Down the dusty street and off the boardwalk the horses' hooves rang.Wiley Joe, Buster Bo and Frank drew, aimed and their guns went BANG!
It hit little Johnny right in the chest,If only he had worn a bullet proof vest.
Poor Johnny listened to Boyd because he was a rookie,instead he should have stuck to his fortune cookie.
Jhonny's mama came running to him,She shouted at the people around to call Dr. Tim
Old Doc Tim come a running fast as he could,But poor young Johnny was dead as Deadwood.
Jhonny's mama swore with tears in her face,I will not leave them and so began a chase.
Down the dusty street and off the boardwalk the horses' hooves crackled.Wiley Joe, Buster Bo and Frank took off in a haze, very rattled.
But Billy Two Shoes pulled out a shankWent to the teller and held up the bank.
The teller had no choice, handed the money, hey presto!And Billy jumped his mount and galloped off west ho!
He went west he went west he went willy nilly,He found the Rocky Mountains were a bit hilly.
Up and up he went to Truckee through the DonnerBut unlike those before him, Billy wasn't a gonner.
He rode on horse then a mule then an ass,Finally he got through the cold Donner Pass.
From Truckee down Billy went, heading away from the coldToward Auburn, where he'd heard they were panning for gold.
So he went to the General Store™ to buy his supplies,Went down to the river to begin his enterprise.
Who would he see as he began to start,The very girl who broke his heart.
Gold, and plenty of it, mended Billy's heart, however,So he went to work with a Will, whatever the weather.
His happiness though lasted only for a while,The gold became the very reason of his turmoil.
Billy found many things glitter which are not goldbecause in a flash did Will in his arms enfold
Will he found was nothing but a traitor,Sadly Billy thought I could have done much better.
Just then came a a burst of .45 fireAnd Billy forgot Will's being a liar.
A hail of bullets kept raining down still,Someone shouted "Fire at Will."
The all fired in every direction at random, not understanding,So Will got away scot free and ran to the nearest landing.
Billy Bob hailed them all Wiley Joe and Buster Bo and Frank,Stick you pan in the river, it's richer than a bank.
Twas on the bank of the North Fork they all panned,And bought up in Auburn almost all the land.
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He'd be alive if they'd tested his prostate.