The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit) Showing 801-850 of 2,504

[Preston, Moderator]

And speaking of those calorie overruns,
Too many could put put pounds on your own buns.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

So be real careful when shopping at the bakers.
Or it could a case of eat now diet later.

[Roger]

I was good and the bun I eschewed,
They were surprised and thought I was rude.

[Preston, Moderator]

I couldn't be rude I'm too imbued with the rules of propriety,
What could I do but chew and chew eschewing rules of dietry.

[Roger]

It's good in matters of diet to be proper,
Which is why I treat ice cream as a topper.

[Preston, Moderator]

When then throw all in the hopper,
Then add popcorn from the popper.

[Roger]

I put the corn in the microwave and it goes Poppit!
Just what you need with a Mississippi Mud Moppet.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh with poetry like that I just can stop it,
It's so beauteous and I just can't top it.

[Roger]

Oh, but you can, with your brain, bigger than a planet,
You see, it's all the antici-p-pation, as Brad said to Janet.

[Preston, Moderator]

So if I sit around and wait and wait,
I will enjoy the time I anticipate?

[Roger]

That smacks of circularity of thought
Something against which I've always fought.

[Roger]

Though it has to be said there's a comfort to be found
In having your thinking go in circles, round and round.

[Preston, Moderator]

Or watching a catsup bottle held upside down,
And waiting for the familiar splat sound.

[Preston, Moderator]

Antici-p-pation is driving me wild,
I'm tired of waiting around like a little child

[Roger]

And yet, you know, you must be patient,
Or Daddy will have to lock you in the basement

[Preston, Moderator]

Daddy has died of extreme anticipation,
I'll wait no longer it's a botheration.

[Roger]

In the land of the botheration nation no one's free,
All locked in the basement and with nowhere to pee.

[Preston, Moderator]

We need a magic genie like Aladdin,
I can't stay here witout a pot to pee in.

[Roger]

It was in a pot that Aladdin went to hide
While the wicked vizier searched high and wide.

[Preston, Moderator]

So the boy took the pot and just as he was about to pee,
Up spoke Aladdin, "Please don't pee on me."

[Preston, Moderator]

There was Aladdin hiding in the pot.
"Pee on you sir, certainly not."

[Roger]

"I'll have to go outside, for to go I've needed for hours
I only hope no one's about to see me pee on the flowers.

[Preston, Moderator]

Like Bob da Builder take a peek,
If no one's around then take a leak.

[Preston, Moderator]

Or go between the cars in the parallel parking
Just watch out for dogs territorially marking.

[Roger]

Then out of the blue, here comes the wicked vizier
sneaking up on Bob and Aladdin, which is the whizzier?

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

But Bob and Aladdin boshed him on the head.
And before they knew it wicked vizier was dead!!

[Preston, Moderator]

Little munchkins sang with glee
He is dead how glad are we!

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

And then they did an elaborate dance.
With high flings and kicks, and plenty of prance.

[Preston, Moderator]

Then out came a giant with a beard
And the munchkins disappeared.

[Roger]

Gotta admit, the life of a munchkin is terrible hard,
chased all over and smothered in lard.

[Preston, Moderator]

The giant had lunch on a munchkin he munched,
"I should have had these before when I lunched."

[Roger]

Take a munchkin and place him in a spicy marinade,
Then ensure he's done both sides when on the BBQ laid.

[Roger]

Baste him regularly and keep him talking
And in no time at all he'll be ready for forking.

[Preston, Moderator]

Eat noodles with your Chinese munchkin plate or
You'll be hungry an hour later.

[Roger]

Munching on Chinese munchkin at Lee Ho Fook*
Will get you fat, depending on how much you took.

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[Preston, Moderator]

Mystic Connecticut isn't mystic,
By the prices you see it's capitalistic.

[Roger]

The Connecticut connection puts people in a conniption
While Philadelphia Pennsylvanianism is the Right Prescription.*

*Karl Kennedy's group in Neigbours: http://www.alanfletcher.net/fanzone/n...

[Preston, Moderator]

When WC Fields wrote his tombstone apologia,
It was, 'I'd rather be in Philidelphia'

[Roger]

WC Fields liked his children well boiled,
But he was a drinker and got well oiled.

[Preston, Moderator]

Had nose like a clown so big and red,
At age 66 from alcohol—dead.

[Roger]

Not like Gracie Fields, who died at 90 after much fame,
Until after the war her absence caused her popularity to wane.

[Preston, Moderator]

Italy became her denizenship,
Married an Italian and lost her citizenship.

[Roger]

She once danced to the ukulele like a jolly zombie,
To the bawdy words of naughty old George Formby.

[Preston, Moderator]

But still she had every brave young sailor's admiration.
Yet nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[Preston, Moderator]

[Roger]

It's one of those things we humans just love, a good show,
A bit of persecution before we send the miscreant below.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh come now don't be afraid it's only sweven,
Before you're off to seventh heaven.

[Roger]

Which is the stop after the Inn of the Sixth Happiness by 20th Century Fox,
Starring Ingrid Bergman as Miss Aylward, it did good business at the box.

[Roger]

With Curt Jürgens, a hundred Chinese children, and Robert Donat,
Who played the wicked mandarin, gosh was he a stinkin' rat!

[Preston, Moderator]

If that's not enough we have lots of other comedies,
and first rate porn with the hottest male bodies.